President Trump General /ptg/ - Comfy Grandpa - Edition

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
whitehouse.gov
donaldjtrump.com/

DAILY SCHEDULE (WH Press Corps)
publicpool.kinja.com/
WH PRESS BRIEFINGS
pastebin.com/QidpHWKJ
TrumpTV Weekly Updates: pastebin.com/6HbHjbqF

APPEARANCES
>Weekly Update #4 (Lara) 8/18/17
youtu.be/Yk_nDnQZ_KM
>This week @State 8/18/17
youtu.be/bueZmZq717w
>SoS T-Rex Remarks To Student Programs and Fellowships 8/18/17
youtu.be/ZdE64W5C9gc
>State Dept Press Brief (Heather) 8/18/17
youtu.be/pVRNFVUfIdo
>WH Video - VP in Chile 8/18/17
youtu.be/ByfJJ85zIzo
>VP Pence @Cocoli Locks Panama City, Panama 8/17/17
youtu.be/rsJwRDtZAqY
>Ramzpaul - The Alt Right - What Went Wrong?
youtu.be/n8VYmY89_KU
>SoS T-Rex/DefSec C.H.A.O.S. Mattis @US-JAP Security Consultative Committee 8/17/17
youtu.be/0wZ8uSL_lrM
>WH Video - Meet the Cabinet #4 SBA Admin McMahon 8/17/17
youtu.be/qSzDkgOF5xg
>WH Video - VP in Argentina 8/17/17
youtu.be/z59gQ-3T6tE
>US Trade Rep Lighthizer opening stmt @NAFTA renegotiation 8/16/17
youtu.be/55lEe9vNBgU
NEWTRUMP NIGHTLY NEWS
pastebin.com/yArfUKdC
PREV APPEARANCES
pastebin.com/ynXV6CHT

FUN STUFF
Trump Playlist
pastebin.com/X9qQJVKJ
>MatrixTrump
youtu.be/hcbleAlHN1s
>Trump SwordDancing to Shadilay
youtu.be/Wd6TPIxWQwA
>Donald Trump Emperor of America
youtu.be/xQCaWLF2gfs
>TrumpBot vs Mexico
youtu.be/Q__bSi5rBlw
>Shadilay
youtu.be/ZNriNoWOtXA

INSPIRATION
>NEVER GIVE UP
youtu.be/OSJDhZvLtak
>Trump Triumphant
www.dailymotion.com/video/x4ulway
>Hold Back The Night
youtu.be/ldnH5ms50Jc
>Inauguration of Fire
youtu.be/XKf8jSiaghU
>#TrumpTheEstablishement
youtu.be/kIsctZlgMqg
>American Hero
youtu.be/d-X3BVxySLo
>TRUMP - MAGA
youtu.be/PagVeZgHbhk

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twitter.com/kalpenn/status/898547257062174724
lofgren.house.gov/uploadedfiles/25th_amendment_resolution.pdf?ncid=edlinkushpmg00000313
nytimes.com/2017/02/01/us/politics/trump-prostate-drug-hair-harold-bornstein.html?mcubz=3
telegraph.co.uk/health-fitness/body/finasteride-does-donald-trumps-favourite-hair-loss-treatment/
nytimes
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Worst President Ever.

TRAPS ARE GAY

Trump is a political Hail Mary and there will never be another president like him

>mfw minorities are more redpilled than White liberals

Foreskin pride

Never rode a bullet train before, but did take the California Zephyr (amtrak) out to Colorado springs once when I was in middle school. It was interesting for the novelty, but I remember everything was price gougingly expensive.

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good job baking kid
nn everyone

Lads is economics a degree that you can actually do anything with?

futa =/= trap, family.

This is all Trump's fucking fault.

Reminder --- pic related is proof awoo posters are anti-Trump shills.

Trump hates anime...

Awoo is reportable and can get you banned...

Just sayin...

M A G A
A
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Then give me a breakdown of what sucks about it
Ffs the main character is literally a space Confederate

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winrar

you can use it to btfo reporters

How is that surprising?

fucking hell
youtube.com/watch?v=fMa-_fd0E0Q

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Yes it is
Just because it's a woman who grew a dick doesn't mean it's a woman any longer

Is it true Muller hired a bunch of RICO lawyers?

Its the most likely non-business degree where you can work in business. Still a shit degree but at least you will have a degree then.

hope

lets talk about coal

why does Trump love coal and coal miners ?

firstly he loves the working man and woman. he sees that the coal miners take pride in their profession and dont want to do anything else. he has respect for this and therefore has helped a lot with coal, coal exports are booming and a 2nd mine in PA is opening since the inaugration

but the real reason why he promotes coal is that a side effect of coal mining is you also get rare earth materials

these materials are used to make everything from iphones to missiles. China also has control of 85% of the rare earth materials

so if trump can boost coal mining in america, he can destroy chinas monopoly

>I have two cats.
>I hope I'm not hopelessly damaged
doomed, doomed I tell you

Use it to professionally BTFO commies

No I'm mixed actually. Asian, scot, portugese and african as far as I know.
>you're young so it's easy for people to mistake your naivete and genuine apologies for your mistakes as coming from a stupid woman
Is that bad? I'll admit If I'm wrong I"ll own up to it and I do apologize like I mean it.

>TRAPS ARE GAY

lmao, source???

Is obesity and multiculturalism in any way related?

why do all of these bad phone screenshots always have low energy? both in the meme sense and battery power?

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lol those kids don't look very american. the girl doesn't even look white. sad.

They only liked Obummer because he gave them gibs, no more free shit for you fucks.

Wait, they asked specifically about ethnic reasons, and minorities still didn't find it racist? Fucking lol, try loading the question harder.

>Is it racist to want to restrict immigration because you don't like people who aren't white or European culturally?
>Nah mang

Will Bannon go on Tucker this week?

THAT'S A MAN, BABY

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Time to go to sleep so I can wake up and see the eclipse tomorrow (92% coverage where I live).
Sleeping won't be hard since my dumb ass got 4 hours of it last night thinking the eclipse was today.
Good night /ptg/.

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Penis+penis=gay
Penis+vagina=straight
Vagina+vagina=gay

Yeah, it'll get you plenty of jobs
The question is how much of your morals and ideological theories are you willing to completely drop for work
The less you are the harder it will be to find employment.
However you can still make a killing if you go into it only seeing responses and changes in markets as numbers instead of the outcomes they create

[x] rekt
[ ] not rekt

black guys like them thick

its biological because black women evolved to have fat asses so they can carry water in their buttcheeks when travelling africa

Do you think Trump rails her mercilessly?

That nigga happier than a freed slave.

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Well if I do go down that route I'd probably try and minor in something like business or maybe poli-sci

This is the world civ-nats WANT!

Guys, we need to talk about the Kellyanne poster before he shits up another thread. The guy wants to make himself special every time he posts by using the same post so he is known in a thread. He's not an ally, he said himself he'd turn on Trump if she left. We have no time for people that are clearly just trying to fill a void by being part of /ptg/.

how bluepilled can you be lmao

I hope not. Ive been applying for that job.

Yes. It's a good precursor to getting a law degree if you choose to go that route.

deviantart.com/newest/?section=&global=1&q=trump

Nah, he gently caresses her cervix.

Don`t fuck your own eyes looking at it like an idiot, even zerohedge wrote about it.

What did they mean by this?

>Do you think Trump rails her mercilessly?

No, Trump is on finasteride (look it up, his doctor confirmed it). Then look up the side effects: erectile dysfunction

Your president is LITERALLY a limp dick lmao

Are any of you fags seeing the eclipse tomorrow?

Where are the jobs Trump promised?

The wall?

The Muslim ban?

The eradication of drugs?

Deportation of all Mexicans?

Reduction in foreign aid?

Stopping of endless wars?

Where is it all at?

We don't seem to get anything we vote for...

Think I will quit politics now.

Thanks for failing me Donald.

2017 and Sup Forums is still having this argument

>oh no, we aren't going to get free shit from Obama anymore
>fuck the US

I'm sitting at 84%
Here's to hoping my $2,500 lens is capable of capturing it
Otherwise I'm writing a very stern letter to Canon

Hate us cuz they ain't us. Now they're just more jealous.

>implying you wouldn't snu-snu with a half-orc that wants it bad
Are you Richard "homosexuality is the last bastion of white culture" Spencer?

How much should America spend on its obese population?

>fell for the vaginal jew
>claims to be redpilled

lmao i pity you

>Your president is LITERALLY a limp dick lmao
but how did he rape jeb and hillary then ?

It means the syrup has gone to your brain and it's terminal.

>his doctor confirmed it
patient doctor confidentially tells me you are a liar

*gasp*

nothing

instead have a fat tax

Fucking Merced
Never mess with economics majors
>Tfw studied it for a while but when I realized nothing I do in politics would matter due to kikes I stopped caring about it as a double major and dropped it all together

IVANKUMPF BTFFFOOOOOOOOO!!!!

About as much as the hours they spend exercising

Lads, I just heard you stupid yanks voted for an actual reality TV star who has failed to pass any of his major poltical promises through congress and has done a total u-turn on his anti-Interventionialist promises in Syria, by literally bombing the shit out of the democratically elected Syrian government and you guys are still burrowing your heads into the ground rather than see truth because you're so retarded that you went balls deep into your personal investment in him because he said some buzzwords you liked because he knows you were retarded enough to lick his ring piece if he told you were pretty.

They were only joking right?

>PEOPLE ARE STRAIGHT FOR TRAPS
ftfy
Gay people will never watch traps.

>zerohedge.com/news/2017-08-20/eclipse-warning-1000s-people-will-damage-or-entirely-lose-their-eyesight-tomorrow
Just don`t destroy your eyes.

audrey haters report in.

Dear @realDonaldTrump, attached is our letter of resignation from the President's Committee on the Arts & the Humanities @PCAH_gov

twitter.com/kalpenn/status/898547257062174724

Nothing, lets them starve

>>Comfy Grandpa
with early stages of mental disease he inherited from his father

Section 4 of the 25th Amendment of the U.S. Constitution

A new bill introduced in the House of Representatives would require President Donald Trump to undergo a physical and mental health exam to determine if he is stable enough to stay in office.

Rep. Zoe Lofgren (D-Calif.) introduced the bill on Friday. Should the results of the said exam be unfavorable, the bill calls for Vice President Mike Pence and members of the Cabinet to remove Trump from office.

Whereas, President Donald J. Trump has exhibited an alarming pattern of behavior and speech causing concern that a mental disorder may have rendered him unfit and unable to fulfill his Constitutional duties...
lofgren.house.gov/uploadedfiles/25th_amendment_resolution.pdf?ncid=edlinkushpmg00000313

Wow Trump hasn't completed all of his promises in 8 months of his first 4 years with two parties of obstructionists on his back, I am officially off the Trump train.

I think he's been banging her for 4-5 years. Been a rumor for a while. And Melania was caught clearly VERY upset in pictures -- even if you have an open relationship, you can't really throw it in your wife's face by putting the side pussy on the gov. payroll at $180K per year

Enough to breed packs of wild dogs that will attack any humans, but their legs are so stubby that only the morbidly obese will be caught.

>flag
Checks out.

*rides backstage*

Who is next?

Hey Eddie. How is UK doing is DUP stopping the suicide of Britain?

I hope that millions of blind niggers appear tomorrow and die from other blind niggers hitting them with cars

When is Trump going to send Jared and Ivanka back to NY and tell them to fuck off.

nytimes.com/2017/02/01/us/politics/trump-prostate-drug-hair-harold-bornstein.html?mcubz=3
telegraph.co.uk/health-fitness/body/finasteride-does-donald-trumps-favourite-hair-loss-treatment/

lmao

You as a commie would know a lot about starving

I patiently await for the stories about Jared Kushner being a closeted homosexual and all of his college "experimenting" at Harvard rave parties

Pisses me off that Travis isn't sitting pretty and waiting for good scripts to come to him
I want my god damn Baytown Outlaws 2

And here's the archive

>nytimes com/2017/02/01/us/politics/trump-prostate-drug-hair-harold-bornstein.html?mcubz=3
archive.is/uiOoX

>those factory fresh folded flags
Fuck me how many angles of the same people do they have?

More cuts to federal expenses, and he didn't even have to lift a finger.

yes, they deliberately put carbs and sugar in everything knowing that high blood sugar causes high insulin which drives the sugar into fat cells and locks it away so you feel hungry again

fat people tend to have higher RESTING insulin that thin people AT PEAK! if you eat too much carbs you end up with insulin resistance, which is associated with many diseases like obesity and diabetes, as well as some others

youtube.com/watch?v=h6aMN6NLOTQ

the solution is to cut carbs right down so you don't get the insulin spikes, this allows you to use the fat you stored in your account, and stop syou feeling hungry as often. eventually your ionsulin resistence gets better

youtube.com/watch?v=h6aMN6NLOTQ