The last time the eclipse happened was at the founding of america and it formed america's direction from then until now.
What we meme tonight hard enough becomes the new direction of the new age.
We will have kek come back and take control. We will have Trump take his final form and take control of the united states. We will have whatever we want if we can meme the state of mentality for america's next age tonight.
Aussies wont be awake so don't let us down. let us wake to a glorious new future.
we're talking about this exact type of eclipse, which only happened at the nations founding.
An interesting fact about other eclipses though, Trump was born under one.
Luis Clark
Dumbasses...
You can't save kek...unless you save the frogs! The frogs are going extinct!
No frogs = no kek...thats simple...
Note. Without the frogs. Who will take over? Anime ROFL??
Eli Adams
Let me correct myself. It was Feb 26
Christian Watson
This 'type' of eclipse? An eclipse is an eclipse, there's absolutely nothing special about it. It's a natural phenomenon. But go ahead, for the love of kek, stare into the sun, you retarded mongrel.
Isaac Howard
do not look at the eclipse. watch it on youtube. never look at the sun, no matter what you got on your eyes...
Nathaniel Carter
Maybe you should google that before you speak. there are many types of eclipses.
Owen Mitchell
Total eclipse. March 9, 2016. Indonesia.
Your turn...
Nicholas Anderson
>what is a total eclipse c'mon man
Asher Davis
Shit's gonna go down like those 2 part eclipes episodes on Heroes Good episodes desu
Joshua Robinson
>Trump will win.
Zachary Ortiz
Guys, before I even knew about the eclipse or Cornell's death, I became obsessed with the song, "Black Hole Sun".
I just couldn't stop playing it over and over, even learned it on guitar.
This song is clearly relevant to this as people keep making links back to it and I just find it so weird that I became entranced with it just weeks before this major event.
Jaxson Gomez
>aussies wont be awake >not staying up to watch the happenings
Carter White
okay i'll spell it out for you. this is the first time since 1776 that the solar eclipse will be travel the path that makes it visible from only the united states.
In other words, the last time these events happened was in 1776.
This is significant because 1776.
Logan Ross
you were entranced because its a good ass song nothing wrong with that
Luis Brown
Why?
Blake Flores
Go back.
Eli Allen
I had never listened to it before then and the time it comes up is when this eclipse is about to happen.
I'm maybe thinking too much about it though... It's fitting in with a lot of other stuff happening with me recently.
Chase Foster
>Obama will lose
Joshua Perry
Oh it's the first time it's only visible in the US? Jeezzzz... That's... Oh well... That's super special? How is the US special? The land of immigrants. The Dutch were one of the first to set foot on US soil.
The US is nothing special. Go fuck a hamburger, you piece of shit.
Anthony Parker
you can blind yourself so just like looking at the sun it should only be done a short time. or through a camera or something.
They've been turning them gay for years in an attempt to subvert the memetic power. If they can make frogs into trannies, by their logic, they can turn Kek into a tranny like they're fag god Baphomet
Charles Morris
i wouldnt worry too much, to take your mind off the inevitable larping you should take a listen to the rest of superunknown and check out badmotorfinger
How do you know that? This is a serious question that you need to ask yourself, and every dogmatic science follower needs to ask themselves. How do you honestly fucking know that nothing special happens to our minds, bodies, electro magnetic fields, or countless other things. How can you say without a shadow of a doubt that this event has no mystical properties what so ever? The answer is you can't.
Kevin Jones
Settle down toothpaste
Michael Cooper
Can we just make the West white, beautiful, powerful once more. All those who hate white people can go live in Asia or Africa, even if they are lily white.
Nicholas Sullivan
>There will be no great happening in your lifetime >Everything will come and go without fanfare >When the trumpets sound they will not sound for long >You will live and die to only see humanity slow to a crawl >You will not see the end of humanity, nor the renaissance of it >You will die bored
Ayden Long
Sup Forums should have memed "black people with superior melanin can sungaze safely."
Connor Cox
I wonder how many terror attacks will happen during this eclipse. What better time to blow up someone for your moongod than during a total eclipse and everyone is clustered and distracted?
I had planned to go to the Charleston confederate memorial for the event but I dont think it will be safe.
Camden Sanchez
Fuck of, yankee
Carter Perry
>This exact We had 2 total eclipses pass over America within a year of each other in the 90s. This is only the first total eclipse of the 21st century
Leo Ward
Finally, someone other than me who provides facts.
Luis Fisher
I want America to be separated into 2 or more countries at this point.
David Ortiz
>last time the eclipse happened was at the founding of america we had one in 79 you jar of stupid it was on a tuesday its really a waste of fucking time and too dangerous for the eyes to bother with >aussies wont be awake bullshit you pogs shitpost 24/7
That solar eclipse affected other countries as well as the US. This eclipse today will only affect the US which hasn't happened since 1918.. The one before that was 1776.
Jaxson Williams
why are all these shills here suddenly to say its normal?
see or read the thread
Jackson Powell
>The last time the eclipse happened was at the founding of america and it formed america's direction from then until now.
wut? I remember seeing the eclipse in the 90s. Never one in America happens in 2024. They're not THAT uncommon
Jaxon Johnson
kek
Grayson Cruz
Alrighty then... Have we seen significant changes in other countries during or after full solar eclipses? No. What makes this one so 'special'? The US is nothing special.
Jason Jackson
>be shareblue/ctr >be told that todays mission is a little different, now we're going to be shilling that the coming eclipse isn't special and doesnt have any memetic powers.
I wonder if it makes you guys start to question reality.
Thomas Edwards
There was an eclipse on the eastern coast of the USA in 1999 I think. I was ten I remember seeing everything outside go dark and running to the window to see.
John Harris
Fucking disgusting. This roleplay bullsit needs to be banned from Sup Forums
Ryder Hill
all these shills really make you think.
Luis Foster
>The US is nothing special. keep telling yourself that toothpaste
Oliver Wright
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Juan Cook
All that will happen is what has been going on for centuries.
Dracula's castle will appear and you will need to go into it to defeat him.
Noah Clark
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Joseph Richardson
They don't want us meming its fucking up their own mojo. That gave me an idea...
NASA’s live eclipse programming begins at 12 p.m. EDT, Monday, August 21.
12 p.m. EDT - Eclipse Preview Show, hosted from Charleston, South Carolina. 12 p.m. EDT - Eclipse Preview Show, hosted from Charleston, South Carolina. Charleston, South Carolina. Charleston, South Carolina.
Jose Ward
>1981 oldest WTF there was one in 1979 it was a fucking full total fucking eclipse who are these fucktards who can't do a full fucking search? GTFO
Anthony Taylor
The asshat gibering prophecy is in fact correct in one thing: This is the only Eclipse in which the path of totality crosses exclusively the USA. No other nation will see totality. This last occurred in 1776.
Benjamin Cooper
Nobody is special. Wait... I mean... Nobody is special except you, ofcourse. The basement dwelling edge lord. The US is a piece of land. With a shitty president. I hope you get nuked by NK someday.
>The August event will go down as the first total solar eclipse whose path of totality stays completely in the United States since 1776
just stop shills. The new age dawns!
Christian Hall
MAKE REALITY GREAT AGAIN
Kevin Diaz
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Robert Diaz
>anyone who points out that "there hasn't been an eclipse since 1776" is a complete fabrication must be a shill >CTR shills are actually being paid to correct the record on eclipse dates
>be watching Fox News >Solar Eclipse segment >Bunch of kids with Frog books >"Freddie The Frogcaster" >The book is titled "Flash Floods" >Didn't believe the happenings until now >Buckle up Burgers
Julian Adams
Toothpaste, this is getting sad.
Ayden Rivera
How many hours until the eclipse? Wondering how long I should stay up to see the habbening
Christopher Lopez
Here's something to read. 1776 wasn't even a total eclipse.
