/ptg/ President Trump General - Who is Laughing Now? Edition

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
whitehouse.gov
donaldjtrump.com/

DAILY SCHEDULE (WH Press Corps)
publicpool.kinja.com/
WH PRESS BRIEFINGS
pastebin.com/QidpHWKJ
TrumpTV Weekly Updates: pastebin.com/6HbHjbqF

APPEARANCES
>Weekly Update #4 (Lara) 8/18/17
youtu.be/Yk_nDnQZ_KM
>This week @State 8/18/17
youtu.be/bueZmZq717w
>SoS T-Rex Remarks To Student Programs and Fellowships 8/18/17
youtu.be/ZdE64W5C9gc
>State Dept Press Brief (Heather) 8/18/17
youtu.be/pVRNFVUfIdo
>WH Video - VP in Chile 8/18/17
youtu.be/ByfJJ85zIzo
>VP Pence @Cocoli Locks Panama City, Panama 8/17/17
youtu.be/rsJwRDtZAqY
>Ramzpaul - The Alt Right - What Went Wrong?
youtu.be/n8VYmY89_KU
>SoS T-Rex/DefSec C.H.A.O.S. Mattis @US-JAP Security Consultative Committee 8/17/17
youtu.be/0wZ8uSL_lrM
>WH Video - Meet the Cabinet #4 SBA Admin McMahon 8/17/17
youtu.be/qSzDkgOF5xg
>WH Video - VP in Argentina 8/17/17
youtu.be/z59gQ-3T6tE
>US Trade Rep Lighthizer opening stmt @NAFTA renegotiation 8/16/17
youtu.be/55lEe9vNBgU
NEWTRUMP NIGHTLY NEWS
pastebin.com/yArfUKdC
PREV APPEARANCES
pastebin.com/ynXV6CHT

FUN STUFF
Trump Playlist
pastebin.com/X9qQJVKJ
>MatrixTrump
youtu.be/hcbleAlHN1s
>Trump SwordDancing to Shadilay
youtu.be/Wd6TPIxWQwA
>Donald Trump Emperor of America
youtu.be/xQCaWLF2gfs
>TrumpBot vs Mexico
youtu.be/Q__bSi5rBlw
>Shadilay
youtu.be/ZNriNoWOtXA

INSPIRATION
>NEVER GIVE UP
youtu.be/OSJDhZvLtak
>Trump Triumphant
www.dailymotion.com/video/x4ulway
>Hold Back The Night
youtu.be/ldnH5ms50Jc
>Inauguration of Fire
youtu.be/XKf8jSiaghU
>#TrumpTheEstablishement
youtu.be/kIsctZlgMqg
>American Hero
youtu.be/d-X3BVxySLo
>TRUMP - MAGA
youtu.be/PagVeZgHbhk

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youtube.com/watch?v=uWd6XgBVIcg
m.youtube.https://archive.fo/vGKWg/watch?v=9qX5ZbZJrY4
youtu.be/G8xAdPQuyPo
petitions.whitehouse.gov/#signapetition
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MAGA

Apologize, eclipse!

> It has been dubbed the Great American Eclipse, and along most of its path, there live almost no black people. Oregon, where this begins, is almost entirely white. The 10 percent or so of state residents who do not identify as white are predominantly Latino, American Indian, Alaskan, or Asian. There are very few black Oregonians, and this is not an accident. The land that is now Oregon was not, of course, always inhabited by white people, but as a U.S. territory and then a state, Oregon sought to get and stay white.

>From Oregon, the Great American Eclipse will travel through Idaho and Wyoming. (It will catch a tiny unpopulated piece of Montana, too.) Percentage-wise, Idaho and Wyoming are even whiter than Oregon. And as in Oregon, but even more so, the few non-white residents of Idaho and Wyoming are not black—they are mostly Latino, American Indian, and Alaskan.

>After Wyoming, the eclipse will go through Nebraska, Kansas, and Missouri. This is America’s heartland, and also, literally, the land of compromise. When Missouri sought statehood in 1819, the United States consisted of 22 states, equally divided between those that permitted slavery and those that did not.

>The total eclipse will be visible from Lincoln, Nebraska, the state’s capital, which reports a black population of 3.8 percent. The city of Omaha has a greater black population, about 14 percent. It is home to many of the refugees from Africa and elsewhere that Nebraska has welcomed in recent years, many of whom now work in slaughterhouses and meatpacking plants. But Omaha is about 50 miles northeast of the path of totality.

>an eclipse is now racist
I hate everything.

>Wake up one day
>ECLIPSE RACIST N SHIT

is NEETanaju, literally, a neo-nazi?

>Nebraska
Ah, jeez. Something tells me this is going to be a long day.

...

Reminder

Kill these "people"
It is the only solution

No, they just know this shit is fucking retarded

...

diggies and DWS gets arrested at 2pm est

S to Spit on shallow grave

A reminder that CNN changed an article name because Antifa complained about it.

Proof: twitter.com/bennyjohnson/status/899104472961622017/photo/1
Original title: archive.is/OUZRL

youtube.com/watch?v=F3KOnv9MVNY

>be white christian, win heisman and 2 natty championships in college
>go undrafted to NFL, barely make a team, win a playoff game on your own
>get cut

>be half black adopted by white family shit quarterback in college, never win shit
>get drafted, suck dick
>continue to get paid
>sit down for national anthem as if that has anything to do with police
>get tons of attention even though you suck because youre dividing people by race

This is the story of Tim Tebow and Colin Kaepernick

Dream on.

I fucking hope so. The suspense is killing me.

> Ah, here we go. An archive of the original headline.
> archive.is/OUZRL
> Thanks, archive.is!

How long until CNN and other media outlets pull a VICE and ban "racist archives" to prevent people from recording their blunders

it's F, not S or anything else, please meme right

VICE already did..

Those Trips don't lie. Press F to Forgive

Wow even the Sun is racist in U S A!

Is that why black people are niggers?

>Jake Tappers reply

What a scumbag.

>It has been dubbed the Great American Eclipse, and along most of its path, there live almost no black people
Even blacked out sun avoid black.

Uhh FACT CHECK buddy, Tim Tebow was a 1st round draft pick

I fucking love Alex Jones. Sure he goes off on crazy rants and plugs his shit live on air all the time, but god damn he is entertaining. Thanks for making that OP, OP. I'm just getting motivated to go to work this morning and that did it. While this is supposed to make fun of Alex, it still makes me laugh:
youtube.com/watch?v=uWd6XgBVIcg

>mfw the Trump must resign meme is starting

they're running out of ammo! They can only tell Trump to give up now!!!

I find the fallout universe interesting. The government also controlled the media and filled it with propaganda, but it was anti commie and pro american propaganda. In our world, it's the exact opposite. Imagine what the world would look like if the likes of CNN spend so much effort into praising america, praising trump, and demonizing our enemies

>mfw the eclipse is racist and shit
Since when did The Atlantic jump the shark?

occasionally I see a pic where filterman laughed so hard he starts crying what was that all about? What busted his sides?

>Super Deluxe

Trump's about to make an address in about 2 hours, right? Pls respond

Numerals and it's 1PM

the lore is shite atm, New Vegas is a masterpiece

So, a fascist regime.

Reroll

>All these tattoos

>subscribe to Infowars
>50 videos a day shitting up my subs
>unsub

The globalists won

I fucking kek'd

No, it's at 9PM EST

Israel got nuked and America became an unrestricted power house in the fallout timeline not even joking.

>breitbart
>not infowars

12 hours from now

Oh, I thought it was 9AM. Thanks friend

Someone's flagged got flipped here.

Best alex jones video ever

m.youtube.https://archive.fo/vGKWg/watch?v=9qX5ZbZJrY4

flag*

How did Beth fuck up the lore this time

Based Tim Teb-

not really, just really pro americana. altho the surviving government is full on fascist, to the point where they want to kill everyone in the world except them and become the sole heirs of the world

f4 doesn't have lore, it became non canon the moment that stupid kid came out of the fridge. you know the one. the institute is kinda nice, tho, the only thing of value that happens in my book is that the bos falls apart and the mit takes over the commonwealth

>drumpf will be impeached because of Russia!
>nothing happens
>drumpf will be impeached because he's not mentally fit!
>nothing happens
>drumpf will be impeached because he said mean things and is LITERALLY Hitler and Voldemort put together!
>nothing happens
>pl-please resign drumpf....

Kek. The absolute STATE of the left

yeah, same with that one cod game, intro is literally israel getting nuked. funny shit

Imagine Trump after 9/11

>reporter: any comments on the attack today?
>trump: bummer, dude

It would look like the 80s and its shitty red scare and satanic panics, which at least was less violent than the SOCJUS garbage now being pushed by the same people behind those moral panics.

Kill yourself NMAcuck

checked

you gotta watch the vid from when he gave a shout out to some fans grandma. the sweetest thing youve seen

Yes, really.

Is that a vagina

No nationalist you retarded motherfucker

Well it's good isn't it? Blacks are scared as fuck about what they consider to be magic, a fucking eclipse and the whole country is suddenly burned to the ground

Is there a way I can view the eclipse without glasses?

Yall watching fox? You see Trudeau asking people to immigrate legally.

Fascism is nationalist.

mcmaster forgot to brief trump

That's the way the world should be. Israel free with America unbound.
Wait that happened?

how many hours till the eclipse starts?

how many hours till the ayy lmaos chimp out?

with this guy, it's best not to ask

It's a gapping maw where a penis once was

If you don't mind go blind later.

And Trump was asked before the Navy even released info about casualties.

So if we absolutely HAD to use the military option against Korea, what would be the best way to do it, I say we go after all that artillery near the DMZ as to lower the amount of SK casualties as well as going after their nuclear capabilities

KKK/BLM on same bus. Chances this guy suicides himself. youtu.be/G8xAdPQuyPo

""""""""""""forgot"""""""""""

Be black, melanin protects you from harm

Close your eyes and view it with your heart.

>dick cage

blitzkrieg style with precision surgical strikes

Trump btfo by based Halliburton

No it isn't it's totalitarian leftist garbage
Nationalism only foaters a love for the nation and the people and destroys that would try to subvert either, it is not totalitarian nor is it communist garbage(which fascism is)

Sounds right

Still should have thought through his comments better

cod ghosts opens up with an elite squad of us soldiers defending israel as it's getting over run. the ghosts got their name after like 12 men killed hundreds of enemy combatants, and they left one of the men alive to bring back the news to his command. even tho it's not official, the game pretty much takes place after the riots of black ops 2, where the white house gets burned down and the world falls into civil wars and anarchy, israel gets glassed in all the chaos, and so does the rest of the middle east, creating an oil crisis and yadda yadda, very underrated game

defacing your nations flag should be treason

fucking unbelievable. these people have become parodies of themselves. racism and slavery are wrong, but goddamn can you let up for 30 seconds?

Waiter: would you like some more tea?

SJW: have you any idea how many black people have died throughout history while white people were drinking tea in some other country?

Waiter: maybe I'll check back in a few...

>petitions.whitehouse.gov/#signapetition
148K. It could fully hit 200,000 by tomorrow.

what is actually wrong with his comment ?

literally who?

The latest craze

>No it isn't

Yes it is. Fact.

>it's totalitarian leftist garbage

You are laughably stupid and uninformed.

>Nationalism only foaters a love for the nation and the people and destroys that would try to subvert either

So does fascism.

>it is not totalitarian nor is it communist garbage(which fascism is)

You must be from reddit.

>says nothing about trump
>makes some generalized pc statement to get recognition from normies

yeah that really showed trump

Literally a multibillion dollar oil company. Were going to live in a country ruled by all powerful corporations that post fag flags and say black lives matter.

>all of the ME gets glassed
The only down side are those civil wars, anarchy, and burning WH.

Since it's moving slow here this fine morning, post MILF's !

Please anons, do not look at the eclipse today with naked eyes.

Has today's schedule been released?

it's a snoozement.

this.

its estimated around 1k people will damage their eyes or go blind today

>even tho it's not official, the game pretty much takes place after the riots of black ops 2
different studios dude you're just connecting dots
>very underrated game
nah it was shit