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PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
whitehouse.gov
donaldjtrump.com/

DAILY SCHEDULE (WH Press Corps)
publicpool.kinja.com/
WH PRESS BRIEFINGS
pastebin.com/QidpHWKJ
TrumpTV Weekly Updates: pastebin.com/6HbHjbqF

APPEARANCES
>Weekly Update #4 (Lara) 8/18/17
youtu.be/Yk_nDnQZ_KM
>This week @State 8/18/17
youtu.be/bueZmZq717w
>SoS T-Rex Remarks To Student Programs and Fellowships 8/18/17
youtu.be/ZdE64W5C9gc
>State Dept Press Brief (Heather) 8/18/17
youtu.be/pVRNFVUfIdo
>WH Video - VP in Chile 8/18/17
youtu.be/ByfJJ85zIzo
>VP Pence @Cocoli Locks Panama City, Panama 8/17/17
youtu.be/rsJwRDtZAqY
>Ramzpaul - The Alt Right - What Went Wrong?
youtu.be/n8VYmY89_KU
>SoS T-Rex/DefSec C.H.A.O.S. Mattis @US-JAP Security Consultative Committee 8/17/17
youtu.be/0wZ8uSL_lrM
>WH Video - Meet the Cabinet #4 SBA Admin McMahon 8/17/17
youtu.be/qSzDkgOF5xg
>WH Video - VP in Argentina 8/17/17
youtu.be/z59gQ-3T6tE
>US Trade Rep Lighthizer opening stmt @NAFTA renegotiation 8/16/17
youtu.be/55lEe9vNBgU
NEWTRUMP NIGHTLY NEWS
pastebin.com/yArfUKdC
PREV APPEARANCES
pastebin.com/ynXV6CHT

FUN STUFF
Trump Playlist
pastebin.com/X9qQJVKJ
>MatrixTrump
youtu.be/hcbleAlHN1s
>Trump SwordDancing to Shadilay
youtu.be/Wd6TPIxWQwA
>Donald Trump Emperor of America
youtu.be/xQCaWLF2gfs
>TrumpBot vs Mexico
youtu.be/Q__bSi5rBlw
>Shadilay
youtu.be/ZNriNoWOtXA

INSPIRATION
>NEVER GIVE UP
youtu.be/OSJDhZvLtak
>Trump Triumphant
www.dailymotion.com/video/x4ulway
>Hold Back The Night
youtu.be/ldnH5ms50Jc
>Inauguration of Fire
youtu.be/XKf8jSiaghU
>#TrumpTheEstablishement
youtu.be/kIsctZlgMqg
>American Hero
youtu.be/d-X3BVxySLo
>TRUMP - MAGA
youtu.be/PagVeZgHbhk

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MAGA

Good morning, shills. I am ready for our day together.

This is how the left is protesting white supremacy and it's beautiful.

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Reminder that Sarah Palin did nothing wrong, and every bad thing about her comes from SNL

USE CAPITAL LETTERS IN THE EDITION POOOOOOOOOOOLAAAAND!

CALLE CALLE!

Reminder that north Korea is objectively a nuclear threat and the military option is completely off the table

I want to know more.

>Resist Drumpf by getting diabetes

Can I glance at the sun today or am I gonna die if I do?

>oy vey they do too much damage in public
>input command stay home eat cake

She said Russia was a potential adversary in 2012. What a dumb bitch!

Just stare at it

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>if we endulge ourselves in sin MORE that's sure to win us a better life and improve the quality of the nation!
t. social darwinism's rejected

>if you die, trump can't get your vote
>RESIST!

This is probably what's gonna happen with Afghanistan

>Trump finally decided on strategy in Afghanistan today, according to two sources with knowledge of the administration's deliberations. (1/2)
>He's signed off on essentially staying the course, w/ about 4,000 additional troops to train Afghan forces & do counterterrorism ops
>exactly what Gen. Mic Nicholson asked for 5 months ago, and what WH informally agreed to 2 months ago. Some strategy review.

twitter.com/K8brannen/status/898718917924925440

This plan was already floated a while ago. An article from June 15

archive.is/sALhR

>The Pentagon will send nearly 4,000 additional troops to Afghanistan in an effort to turn around a war that commanders have described as a stalemate, the Associated Press reported Thursday.

>Earlier this week, President Trump provided his defense secretary, Jim Mattis, with the authority to determine troop levels in Afghanistan.

>A U.S. official who asked not to be named because he was not authorized to discuss the issue publicly said the Pentagon is still considering between 3,000 and 5,000 U.S. troops.

>The top commander in Afghanistan, Gen. John Nicholson, has said a few thousand additional troops would be required to turn the tide on militants.

For comparison and context's sake, pic related shows the proposed number of troops versus historical numbers of troops that the US has had in Afghanistan.

>100,000 troop surge under Obama

And they gave this nigger a peace prize?

Posting this now to prepare for the inevitable fluffy/spencerfat shitfit that will follow.

fat hate thread?
fat hate thread

>eating sheet cake is a form of protest

Smashing garbage cans actually looks like political action in comparison

Michael Moore needs to stop using makeup.

So now the SS is """out""" of money because Trump travels? What propaganda is this?

>Fat ass cows eat cake

>protest

SUCH BRAVE PROTEST doing something you do literally every hour of every day.

Use proper eye protection and look up what it takes. It will severely damage your eyes if you don't do that.

Here, get this book

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it's time to #Resist

Drain the swamp.

It's another reason to impeach/have him resign. It's funny tbqh

>President Trump
>Solar eclipse exclusive to only the US

MAGA

fatties aren't people, it's a fact
skellies are patrician though

wtf this chair must have been made by white supremacists! IMPEACH!

I'm okay with this. The more they gorge, they become less and less capable of sprinting in a dire situation.

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so i watched alien cuckvenant last night
what the fuck was that about? what was the deal with the brief scene of david in the ship, gassing the huwhite giants?

I don't understand how this day in particular is worse than any other day to glance at the sun...

Is there anybody who believes that shit? They're paid through tax dollars. Even if Trump travels, SS is paid regardless.

Thanks, user. I'm going to guess this is basically Cromwell's fault.

Do you see now why obesity and overweight should be considered an utmost priority of the state? Fat tax and mandatory military service.

You can never rule out incompetence but the task of stopping NK launching icbms is relatively simple compared to the task of stopping ruskie nukes on the descent stage which the us has claimed to be able to do.

Every square inch of their facilities is being watched 24/7 there would be dozens of US soldiers witht heri fingers poised over the fire button long before nk ever got an icbm strike off the ground. Russia had this ability decades ago so the US must surely have it.

Glancing should be fine. No worse than glancing at the sun. But please do not let the stare linger. IT WILL NOT HURT TO LOOK AT IT. Hours later it'll hit you like a ton of bricks, and your vision will be forever fucked.

Please anons, do not chance it. I need y'all so I can call you a faggot and get (you)s

Look it up on google and don't be a fucking retard. You will hurt your eyes tremendously.

Only skinny white dudes love trump, it's time to add a few more Xs to your waist to show what you think of them!

There isn't one woman under 250#, it's just an excuse to eat for fat fucks !

>Now we have a good excuse to be fatasses

I swear to god this is all fearmongering.

>2017
>using Jewoogle

I wish you retards would stop this

Tl;dr
> do not look into the eclipse with the remaining eye

>enclave want to purge everyone besides them
>are best faction
Really makes me think

>trump's own chief of staff tweeting against him
Holy shit, this guy is finished isn't he?

what is that black shit

Oh boy
Let see what happened to this thread.

Wrong

Def time to impeach

It's for the good of our country and Democracy

Its not, for the love of christ please stop being fucking troglodytes or just go blind, whatever.

Use a search engine and educate yourself. This is a politics board not an eye doctor board.

I've been desensitized to to Offended for years but this still makes me sick

It's not, it just doesn't hurt, which gives a false sense of security. Imagine if you could stare at the sun any day, but not know until hours later that you are doomed. Staring at the sun immediately gives you pain. Staring at the eclipse it isn't as patently obvious

Imagine how big of a boolet it would take to get through all of that fat. Imagine how big of a bullet it would take to get through this.
>captcha. Dismount Marcus

actually, they get their shit kicked in by a tribal and a teenager

they are worst faction, they are just walking tech dispensors, for the most part

>being a sodomite
Hell is for ever!

Yet no one complained when Obama insisted on flying to fucking Hawaii for every vacation

Those fat cows wouldn't even pass 10% of the fitness tests. The woman who died in Cville suffered a heart attack from shock.

You know that balding jew fapped to the Sumika rape scene.

Why would Trump the government pay for his stay at his own resorts? Can't he stay there for free?

Can I use my phone camera to look at the eclipse if I don't have glasses?

THIS IS WHAT A REAL HERO LOOKS LIKE!

MAKE SURE HE GETS HIS HEALTHCARE, RESIST!

Use selfie mode on cell phone.

Tell me how this is different from any other day in the sad, hollow lives of these gargantuan mammoths.

She held on to the cupcake with such grace !

IT's not any more dangerous.

The difference is it's nearly impossible to stare directly at the regular sun because the brightness makes you naturally look away and close your eyes.

During an eclipse you can stare right at it for an extended period of time. That's when the damage happens.

If you just glance real quick, like you would the regular sun, it's no more dangerous.

Girl's legs got tumor armor

I'm not talking about looking at the sun faggot
I'm talking about retards like you using Jewoogle

I'm going to need a source for whatever you just said, user

That is why when they are in school obesity would be considered child abuse and the school would intervene so they don't get to that point, then they would be forced to be fit enough to pass basic fitness standards to graduate and go into the military.

Only if you download the right app

Otherwise it will ruin the camera

looks like dantooine from kotor

Fuck it then, I'm going to be so nonconformist and stay inside. I'm not doing that pinhole crap and I don't have those special glasses.

138462975
At least fucking try, people have been bottom barrel trolling these days

Eva, I applaud you for capitalizing on the sheetcke resistance to further your capabilities as an ironic shitposter/concern shill.

>Frank Horrigan was too loyal to overthrow the Enclave himself
Sad, desu

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>nonconformist and stay inside

My nigga

I'll just watch a stream

That robot is so American it hurts.
Which is why we need bigger boolet to hunt socialist land whales. In the land of the black sun(few hours from now) he with biggest boolet is king.

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In another thread they said the article was about how liberals are making so many death threats that the SS is working overtime to put names to faces. Once again the headlines are just meant for retards who don't read.

How long until the media kills the person Trump is responding to?

THERE IS A TRUMP SUPPORTER INSIDE EVERY FAT PERSON, EAT MORE TO DROWN HIM OUT!

Treat practically every Twitter verified check mark as if were a gold six-pointed star sewn to the chest of a kike's overcoat in late-1930s Germany.

>store-bought generic sheetcake
Gross. The frosting is sickly sweet and the cake is never moist.

Of course everyone in the photos is fat as fuck and doesn't care that it tastes like shit AND provides no nutritional value

TWEETING

Also because his family needs Secret Service protection, with so many unhinged Leftists out there making threats.

I'm sure it'll be on YouTube or something

Who needs outside anyway

OK so let me get this straight. Jon and the boys know they're in trouble so they send the white Usain Bolt to run back and send a raven to Dany.

So in the matter of like 24 hours, nigga ran all the way back to the wall, the raven flew all the way to Dany and then Dany brought her dragons to help Jon? The fuck kinda raven is that?

Enclave were mostly just evil assholes in FO2. It's sad they don't have as much depth as The Master in FO1. Ceasar in FONV was a much better villain too, and arguably all the factions in that game had as much depth and potential to be evil.

Best in theory, not in practice.

>He will never reply to you

lol wrong thread my b

Right? Basement is /comfy/. Piss bottle is /comfy/.

And because he has a big family. Stop having kids, white boi.

And his beard flew on separate flights.......