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>> Humboldt County California
>> 80% eclipse
>> 10:15am
>> 4 hours from now
There are massive fires in the border between Oregon and California. 3,000 people evacuated from Oregon cities.
They have been raging for 2 days now. People driving North to witness eclipse have been turned away.
Any Washington or Oregon anons here to help start it off?
I actually saw Portland get more disgusting and degenerate Saturday night than I may have ever seen in past. I hope the black sun will purify this awful place.
>tfw I only get a partial eclipse in 4 hours
Oh well, guess I should get some way to shield my eyes.
Are the fires somehow connected to yellowstone? I'm to busy to check the official story at the moment. Bump
Looking into it further now.
But no. I believe they are results of a dry weather and early reports were just man-made accidents that spread.
Will update throughout.
Sun just rising here.
PEPE has come.
I posted this and it got insta deleted, and for some reason my ips is banned.
Wanted to make new, official thread about this, could someone make it for me?
I'll pass the pastebin. Tweak it if you please
I'll bump
pastebin.com
Don't look at the eclipse, human.
Washington state user reporting in.
Took the day off from work.
Gonna be chilling with the senpai in the backyard.
Will be listening to Brain Damage/Eclipse at peak.
>feelsgoodman.jpg
Will report any happenings.
Missouri user here.
Looking mighty cloudy out today.
>Humboldt County California
My brother graduated college from there.
Is it the aliums?
youtube.com
power level increase guaranteed by staring into an eclipse.
Im going to get some booze in the next few hours and im gonna be drunk and comfy
Gonna have plenty of live streams up on my monitors
Can anyone tell me the exact time it will start in UK time please
The ayys are coming guys. Mark my words. Don't look at the eclipse, but the sky everywhere else. Cloaking tech will be glitching out.
Minnesota user here
It's cloudy as fuck right here
5:40 p.m.
I DONT SEE SHIT
I REPEAT
I DONT SEE SHIT IN THE SKY
Here near glendo WY. Humane societies are turning people away because cultists keep trying to take animals to sacrifice
Try looking with binoculars. Preferably directly at the sun. Jk don't do that you'll literally fry your eyeballz
I saw a UFO on the 16th. Was a really dim light very distant and judging by the distance it flew it immense speed. Couldn't have been a plane. I'm estimating it was around 100,000 km/hour. It was really at the edge of perceivable distance. It came from somewhere beyond the skies over Brussels to the east and headed north west, I'd say it was nearing the UK in a span of like 3 minutes from my point of view of the sky
Iowafag here
Fucking clouds and rain. This is bullshit, god isn't real and the Earth is FLAT
nothing will happen
nothing ever happens
Yeah? So did my brother.
MFW I find my brother on pol.
I hail from the bay area originally...
Been thinking of this the past two days.
The ayys are coming guys. Mark my words. Don't look at the eclipse, but the sky everywhere else. Cloaking tech will be glitching out.
Thanks for sharing mate.
Unusually cloudy here as well...
It'll happen when the weather cools.
That's too bad. You should still be able to experience the sudden darkness at least
>not posting the real photo
Oregon annon. In the total eclipse path. Will post if anything fucky takes place.
Plays "Get Ready For This" while in the coming apocalypse.
Washington user, looking at Portland from across the river. Would be spectacular light show if NK nuked these hipster fuckwads during the eclipse
Not NK, but True Korea..
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I'm going to be blasting memegrips/vaporwave mashups from my 87 toyota MR2 while I do donuts and shit during the eclipse
If you aren't using this opportunity to do high level, pervasive mememagic you need to get the fuck out
Alright then thanks user.
I don't get it did pepe show up in the sun yesterday?
>87 MR2
>doing a donut
ok kiddo
>eck the official story at the moment. Bump
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>Anonymous (ID: hGsZwFHO) 08/21/17(Mon)14:48:25 No.1384645
Come to eclipse general faggots
Pepe showed up 2 hours ago. Pepe is still on the sun right now. In a coronal loop that is aimed right at earth. It has not had any flares lately but it is brewing in energy.
Look at his mouth. Pepe is angry. Pepe is charging something up in his mouth.
D.C. user here. Just had 3 military fighter jets fly over head. They were pretty low, heading west
Vegas here, nothing but clouds yet no rain.
Uh-oh Sup Forums police are here.
I posted 6:07am
Posted 10:09am/pm (?) from a U.N. flag.
Makes me go hmmmm....
Work night shifts like a big boy and you can post the fun threads too.
Wisconsin bro here, id be so bummed if i didnt see it
A for effort user but that 90 hp ain't gonna spin those wheels for shit
Might actually try this
All the cool shit happens after I leave US.
Goddamn
Had 3 dreams about alien abductions he past 3 nights. Every time woke up in terror by my girlfriend shaking me awake.
Something is happening.
>implying I don't have a supercharger
Ohayou nocars
>cool shit
>sun fires solar flare right at AMURIKA
>ayys finally reveal themselves to us
>north korea shits the tub and lets off nukes everywhere
>cool shit
Stay safe in your little corner of the worlde, swedecuck.
meant for eternal swede
>Post your county/state/city and time.
no
>what is a badly rendered 3d model with bump and spec infront of a static backdrop
I haven't been able to get any sleep for the last 2 nights. I'm not a person who's ever had any issues with falling asleep, and I've been working hard, so my body is tired, but still just can't sleep. Something is happening.
Idaho here air b n b kooks next door already trying glasses out ! Clear skies line of total eclipse should be fun
thats a remake of the original
>not posting the REAL real one.
Don't fall for the alien meme.
Hollywood and the jews have been pushing it to make us think it will be aliens.
They might appear and look like aliens, but they are really demons/angles.
do not be fooled
which photo is real?
nebraska here. stormy and cloudy as fuck. l0l
northern Wisconsin user??
>mfw they need cloudy weather for project bluebeam to work correctly
The eclipse will destroy america screencaps this
>first day of Uni is today
>gonna be in class during the eclipse
roll
what do you think, goy
foolish humans
It's 8am here in California, I'll probably sleep thru it. Whatever only nerds care about it I'm a Chad obviously so I don't care
Just end it all already please
roll
>Demons/angles
Fuck man I hate geometry
praise kek! he is returning!
It will save america you faggot
i dunno rabbi. none of the photos make me feel particularly sick like it was reported.
Eclipse theme
fuck you nigger auto correct is a jewry invention
>see you in september
>there is danger, in the summer stars above
I skipped first day to participate in mass meditation/be near my supplies in case of habbening
Denver fag here. 92% coverage here, does that mean I get an 8% happening discount?
but after another minute of thinking about it, I think of the real photo gets posted Sup Forums would instantly get shut down again.
Charging up this dick
Rolling frogposts for a happening today.
I don't know what, I don't know the time, but I feel that something bad will happen today.
The end is near.
>> Winnipeg, MB Cuckanada
>> 74%
>> 11:56amCST
>> t-minus 106 minutes
Cheers dude
Had a hearty kek
Doctrine and Covenants 29 says concerning the second coming of Christ:
"But, behold, I say unto you that before this great day shall come the sun shall be darkened, and the moon shall be turned into blood, and the stars shall fall from heaven, and there shall be greater signs in heaven above and in the earth beneath;"
Today is the solar eclipse. August 7th was a partial lunar eclipse (a red moon). The peak of the perseid meteor shower was August 13th (stars falling from the sky).
Truly, these are the best of times, and these are the worst of times. Things will get bad, guys, but stick to righteousness and we will prevail. We are approaching the greatest happenings of our times, brethren.
I want off this crazy ride
ITS NOT FUNNY ANYMORE
Guys...
You don't feel anything because you've been slowly conditioned to accept the visual representation.
Normies can't handle it, which is why they adhere to they sky daddy doctrine. Reality is hard to swallow, much like my snake-like weiner.
How about this one? Gave me a bit more of a twinge when i saw it but dont know if its the 'real' one or not
Rip
>and the moon shall be turned into blood
not even a harvest moon tonight
CHECKED
>inverted 666
Praise baby jaysus
>when i saw it
not
>when another MI5 bloke from graphic design came up with it
30 MINUTE
cali niggers have overrun my state, send help
Reporting for partial eclipse in maple land.
May our eyes be opened.
just tell them to stare at the sun in a few minutes
their melanin rich bodies will protect them from our god's terrifying and penetrating gaze
once they've all been blinded we can round em up and send em back to AFRIKA