What is going on?

Guys I was just outside and something weird is going on with the sun? Looks like some kind of giant snake is swallowing it or something...

The Jews are stealing the sun
That's their noses

Just keep looking directly at it and it will leave

we're all about to die

duck and hide

The sun is displeased and has decided to withdraw its light from us. Quickly, perform a sacrifice to appease the arcane desires of Sol and beseech it to return his its rays.

You've angered my nigga Ra

Everyone who owns a gun should shoot it

THE ONE TRUE GOD IS COMING

I blame Trump.

>Looks like some kind of giant snake is swallowing it or something...

We warned you not to step on us

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ALL HAIL

/oursun/

Trump didn't pay the sun tax

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Guys im starting to get worried it looks like the dark area is getting slowly bigger. What if it blocks out the whole thing and I can no longer grow my crops?

Fuck you pagan bitch

Fuck your gay crops

This is because trump pulled out of the paris agreement. Fucking idiots that don't believe in global warming!!

nerve gas

Only blood will bring it back

THE RUSSIANS ARE HACKING THE SUN!!!

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Kek is punishing your homosexuality.

Moonman is raping the sun

You have the glasses on and if you have the glasses on and are competent enough to start a thread on here, you're a larper and a huge faggot

It's round and shiny. The Jew's think it's a shekel so they're trying to steal it

believe in this cunt

*whips out cock*

Fenrir eats sun as forseen by Odin.

G-guys its not stopping. My heritage tomatoes call for direct sunlight.

You must sacrifice a virgin.

Quick! Kill yourself!

fpbp

nigga we b not givun a fuq dis our sun noa we takun over

*blocks path*

>beaner
>dumb chinkposter