WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS?

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it's either a satellite or a plane you cum swallowing uneducated degenerate.

That's Mercury, dumbfuck

The signal to awaken Cthulu

its fucking mercury

Mercury you autistic hamplanet

That's an ayy lmao. You better start hiding because in less than 5 hours they will attack. Get off of Sup Forums. Go to your basement or bunker and stay there till the police say its safe.

GOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGO

A satellite or a planet.

ALIENS ALIENS ALIENS ALIENS ALIENS ALIENS ALIENS ALIENS ALIENS ALIENS ALIENS ALIENS ALIENS ALIENS ALIENS ALIENS ALIENS ALIENS ALIENS ALIENS ALIENS ALIENS ALIENS ALIENS ALIENS ALIENS ALIENS ALIENS ALIENS ALIENS

Your mother

This. It's finally happening.

>autistic hamplanet

superb

I found it before you

>Canadian education

>no apocalypse
>no second coming
>no ww3
>no civil war

Fuck this gay earth and its predictable boring life.

I have a photo of it off my phone cam.

venus probably

Digits unfortunately confirm

please tell me you're joking

hologram projector

those digits. dat pic

But in your pic is on the right

we've found the artificial tension points

I love these threads

shieeet

>"and during the solar eclipse of the Parashat Shoftim on the 29th of Av, 5777 the spiritual powers of Judea, it's followers and servants will power up Moloch... and as a sign of His renewed energy He will show a small light to the south east of ḥammah"
jews and freemasons are literally sending years worth of spiritual energy to the underworld

wtf has Blumpf done now

I don't think Mercury is bright enough vs the sun to be visible, though I couldn't be bothered to go check an astral chart. Looks like lens flare.

IMPEACH

HE LOST THE SUN

the bong kek

IMPEACH

It's the giant projector used to initiate phase one of Project Blue Beam.

It was moving.
Spoopy.

This is what happens when you let Bannon control the optics. SAD!

this is proof that the earth and other planets are flat... undeniable!

is it safe to open this pic? i dont want to go blind

>Only the USA gets the eclipse
USA
USA
USA
USA
Rest of the world: are you even trying?

Don't worry about it goy.

>It was moving.
Oh

TWWOOOO SUUUUUNSSSSS?????!!

Look closely. It's a reflection of the sun on some internal lens element.

that's a reflection right? i just tried and I can move that thing around, but it's so distinct wtf?

Is the eclipse /oureclipse/?

"Why The Solar Eclipse Must Be Bad For The Jews — Or So Says The Talmud"
>forward.com/culture/380569/why-the-solar-eclipse-must-be-bad-for-the-jews-or-so-says-the-talmud/

I hope you all went to Church yesterday.

camera lens reflection, depends on how you hold the camera

it's venus

This. I'm an eclipse expert by trade and I've never seen anything like this before.

Plz stop calling those cuck cameras they put in cell phones cameras.

GRONGALD SPLUMFFF

>spending money on something your phone can sufficiently do as long as you aren't a photographer
Good goy

ok, its a cuck reflection

FRIMBULB SHRUMPF 2 SUNS 2 MANY
PREPARE TO BE INVADED

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Those tiny cuck lenses suffer massive background compression issues. So if you like to photograph distant scenery a cell phone is useless.

Venus is known as The Morning Star because during certain portions of our orbits you can see it in the early morning sky before the sun rises. It's thick gaseous atmosphere is highly reflective and traps heat in, making the second planet from Sol much hotter than even the constantly baked sun side of the first. Venus was considered the god of love to some ancient peoples and some modern fringe elements think life may have come from and still be there.

Indisputable.

Ayy lmao

Ayy lamo

you are a certified moron.

The bear will leave it's cave forever

KEK

10 minutes until eclipse reaches totality here. I can feel my spirit leaving my body and everybody around me is speaking in tongues.

Mercury is further out according to Stellarium

Will the sun come back

the nasa livestream commentator said it was venus

(((Venus)))

HOLY SHIT I JUST THOUGHT ABOUT THE SATURN BEING LIT ON FIRE JEWISH SYMBOLISM SHIT, ISNT THAT SATURN????
HOLY FUCKING SHIT IF THIS IS TRUE, IT'S FUCKING BIG AND WOULD BE SEEN FROM EARTH IF LIT ON FIRE. IT'S FUCKING OVER GUYS!!!!

time.com/4900148/total-solar-eclipse-time-livestream/

What is going on over there????!

The most boring planet in the Solar system.

A plane.
In space.
Seriously...

it's Niburu fagget

AYY LMAO

you do realize it's been 30 mins for the fastest moving planet right

wtf I just checked my pics and I got it in one of them

Uh guys?

So now a camera within a phone is somehow a cuckold. Truly that word has lost all meaning.

Umm wtf is happening?!?

MOON MAN!

lol wtf

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What do you think about the fact that the Sun and the Moon look exactly the same size from Earth?

AYYYYY

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im streaming the eclipse

twitch/ussdonaldjtrump

get the fuck in here.

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I'm spooped now wtf it that?!

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You cia niggers work fast don't you.

Do not fear. Karavan.

Exponentially kekking here

The sun looks awfully suspicious of the darkie

well done la

double doer

dumbfuck thinks you can see a satellite
>always a fucking leaf

Two retards arguing over a petrified turd

a scar?

Oh Brap

That's a white peenor, whiteboi

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