Anglo-German love thread

Enough of this petty bickering. Our two nations have made major contributions to Western civilisation, and share much in terms of culture, language and history. So in this thread, we say nice things about each other. D&C shills please go. I'll start.

Thank you, Germany, for inventing the car.

thanks germany for inventing marxism
thanks britain for inventing the sandwich

both things that are heavily consumed in America
you're welcome

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As an adult, Marx became stateless and spent much of his life in London, England, where he continued to develop his thought in collaboration with German thinker Friedrich Engels and published various works, the most well-known being the 1848 pamphlet The Communist Manifesto.

t. burger education

ANGLO / ARYAN ALLIANCE

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america invented the car. the only thing germans invented is socialism. enough said.

thanks britain for pissing us off enough to form our own empire
thanks germany for nice sausages

Pretzel Pretzel Pretzel Pretzel Pretzel Pretzel Pretzel Pretzel

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>So in this thread, we say nice things about each other.

Britain was able to do great engineering work, I think the Titanic was an awesome ship. I am not kidding, it was a masterpiece.

Also, Britain managed a large part of the world and did it well. Why Britain ever gave up its colonies is beyond me.

Thank you for Black Mirror. Its british isnt it? Was quite alright to watch. I also lived in newcastle for half a year and Muy british roommates were pretty nice guys

go to hell, see you there

Amen. The recent history of Western Civilization has been largely a cultural conversation between burgers, frogs, and cucked, perverted, sadomasochistic, self-hating, nihilist weinerfags.

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Germans you guys were great before you were BTFO by the jews in ww2 and eternally shamed for a made up story. A proud and strong Germany will be big in defeating globalism

krautrock>britpop

Britain lost its empire because they thought it was a great idea to declare war on Hitler to stop him from threatening their power.

Thank germany for being prussia and inventing collectivism
The holocaust should have killed your people

Fuck off kraut with proxy, you don't belong here and no one, and I mean NO ONE likes you here, no matter how much you try to meme it.

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America mass produced the car, much like everything else

Thanks germany for providing good warriors in the fight against kebab. We all did pretty good there

Time you get there, we would of carved the best area's for ourselves and leased out all the sun loungers to the Pole's.
Enjoy your stay

T. Kraut American

We lost the empire because of nationalism growing in the colonies among the natives who outnumbered colonists 100+ to 1, we couldn't hold onto it anymore, people were realising this as early as the 1920s, perhaps earlier (even Nietzsche said the British empire was past it heyday and Britain was the world power then).

heh nice one

We had a lot to do with it as well unfortunately. We aggressively pursued a decolonization policy and we didn't lend a hand when needed. I think in the future, the post war period would be remembered as a great shame for our nations history, for now (((they))) get away with it because of "muh raysizum".

I thank you lads for a lot, especially being a great sport and having the best sense of humor - since this is Sup Forums I want to thank you VERY much for one special day: the 23rd of June 2016.

All the lefties in the office were crying and I had the biggest grin all day, runnning RULE BRITANNIA in endless loop from my cubicle.

yep.

Thanks you based Germany for the following:
Best dressed army
Kraftwerk (literal gods)
Cars (best in world)