/ptg/ PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - MY EYES HURT EDITION

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
whitehouse.gov
donaldjtrump.com/

DAILY SCHEDULE (WH Press Corps)
publicpool.kinja.com/
WH PRESS BRIEFINGS
pastebin.com/QidpHWKJ
TrumpTV Weekly Updates: pastebin.com/6HbHjbqF

APPEARANCES
>Weekly Update #4 (Lara) 8/18/17
youtu.be/Yk_nDnQZ_KM
>This week @State 8/18/17
youtu.be/bueZmZq717w
>SoS T-Rex Remarks To Student Programs and Fellowships 8/18/17
youtu.be/ZdE64W5C9gc
>State Dept Press Brief (Heather) 8/18/17
youtu.be/pVRNFVUfIdo
>WH Video - VP in Chile 8/18/17
youtu.be/ByfJJ85zIzo
>VP Pence @Cocoli Locks Panama City, Panama 8/17/17
youtu.be/rsJwRDtZAqY
>Ramzpaul - The Alt Right - What Went Wrong?
youtu.be/n8VYmY89_KU
>SoS T-Rex/DefSec C.H.A.O.S. Mattis @US-JAP Security Consultative Committee 8/17/17
youtu.be/0wZ8uSL_lrM
>WH Video - Meet the Cabinet #4 SBA Admin McMahon 8/17/17
youtu.be/qSzDkgOF5xg
>WH Video - VP in Argentina 8/17/17
youtu.be/z59gQ-3T6tE
>US Trade Rep Lighthizer opening stmt @NAFTA renegotiation 8/16/17
youtu.be/55lEe9vNBgU
NEWTRUMP NIGHTLY NEWS
pastebin.com/yArfUKdC
PREV APPEARANCES
pastebin.com/ynXV6CHT

FUN STUFF
Trump Playlist
pastebin.com/X9qQJVKJ
>MatrixTrump
youtu.be/hcbleAlHN1s
>Trump SwordDancing to Shadilay
youtu.be/Wd6TPIxWQwA
>Donald Trump Emperor of America
youtu.be/xQCaWLF2gfs
>TrumpBot vs Mexico
youtu.be/Q__bSi5rBlw
>Shadilay
youtu.be/ZNriNoWOtXA

INSPIRATION
>NEVER GIVE UP
youtu.be/OSJDhZvLtak
>Trump Triumphant
www.dailymotion.com/video/x4ulway
>Hold Back The Night
youtu.be/ldnH5ms50Jc
>Inauguration of Fire
youtu.be/XKf8jSiaghU
>#TrumpTheEstablishement
youtu.be/kIsctZlgMqg
>American Hero
youtu.be/d-X3BVxySLo
>TRUMP - MAGA
youtu.be/PagVeZgHbhk

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MAGA

>reports of hundreds of people in my area flooding clinics with partial to full vision loss due to staring at eclipse
>I'm all the way up in Northern Ohio

>yfw you realize the eclipse glasses double as nuclear viewing glasses

Some one post by this ID poster last thread split, why?

i love my blind retarded president.

my sides hurt

MY autism is killing me - so many questions

youtube.com/watch?v=hQM49KxvQc4
this video always sends shivers down my spine

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Not gonna lie former Baked Alaska supporter here. This has been hilarious watching Alaska take acid to the face. But in all seriousness we can’t let this guy get functioning eyes.

>Some one post by this ID poster last thread split, why?

I dunno, fuck meme flags too

plane
water bottle
trap

I wish Ivanka would be hot in an oven with the rest of the Jew rats.

Too funny

Was it even an American? Did he post in the other thread?

>Trump will never run
>Trump will never breach 15%
>Trump will never win New Hampshire
>Trump will never release his financials
>Trump will never breach 25%
>Trump will never win SC
>Trump will never breach 35%
>Trump will never breach 50%
>Trump will never reach 1237
>Trump will never recover after Wisconsin
>Trump will never win unbound delegates
>Trump will never recover after Colorado
>Trump will never be the nominee
>Trump will never predict BREXIT
>Trump will never unify the majority of the GOP
>Trump will never beat Clinton in swing states
>Trump will never reach 270
>Trump will never bring back manufacturing jobs
>Trump will never be POTUS
>Trump will never block the Trans-Pacific Partnership
>Trump will never build the Dakota Access Pipeline
>Trump will never start the bidding process for the wall
>Trump will never take action against sanctuary cities
>Trump will never get his supreme court nominee confirmed
>Trump will never deport illegal aliens
>Trump will never deport DACA recipients
>Trump will never get Democrats to agree to use Obama budget to pay for the wall
>Trump will never win all 4 special elections
>Trump will never have the Muslim ban upheld by the SC
>Trump will never reform education
>Trump will never control the economy with Twitter
>Trump will never look directly at a solar eclipse
~~You are here~~
>Trump will never finish the wall
>Trump will never renegotiate our trade deals
>Trump will never survive the 4 years
>Trump will never win a second term
>Trump will never Repeal Birthright Citizenship
>Trump will never Reverse the 1965 Immigration Act
>Trump will never Repeal the NFA
>Trump will never MAGA
>Trump will never MEGA
>Trump will never be considered the greatest American president
>Trump will never colonize Mars
>Trump will never colonize the Milky Way
>Trump will never deport the xeno scum
>Trump will never build a space wall
>Trump will never get his full Cabinet
>Trump's healthcare bill will never become law

Fresh OC, steal while hot

What did he mean by this?

Seriously?

Domo user, I'll find a tor since I've been looking for a series to watch with the gf. She generally only likes the cute stuff like you get from studio gibli.
Fixed that image up because I can't make america great with shitty shoops

If the thread is good (not a shill one) let it run to 300 and recycle this. It ensures that one dies and you're back as OP.

breakroom prob earns a spot desu, senpai

No.

No posts other than the new thread, that along with the meme flag was a big no for me

holy shit this is great

>1 post id
>title fucked up
You tell me, fags still go there though.

Top kek.

I'll advise to stop compiling this list. It'll only incentivize people to attention whore

I actually miss him.
He didn't deserve that

newswire guy is in the other thread...fuck

At the end when Bannon puts his on, you should show some cosmos-scape or similar.

Its all good, they don't really care so lets go there first.

COME BACK TO CURRENT THREAD LATER, GO HERE FIRST

Use the other, it's better than letting it rot at the catalog forever. We recycle this later

GO HERE FIRST

COME BACK TO THIS THREAD LATER

while signaling everybody to give all attention to the sun he's pulled all attention to himself

genius move, as usual

stop tripfagging for no reason user

stop tripfagging for no reason

Don't namefag for no reason m8, thank you.

witnessed

Stop spamming you stupid nigger no one wants to use the shit thread

why did you tell posters in the other thread to come HERE????????????????

>awoonigger splitting threads again because he's such an autistic wreck that the only satisfaction he gets in life is people posting in threads he made

>trump is evil
>i don't like him but he's effective
>he looked at teh eclipse, just like me!

He forgot about us; the delegators

To recycle mate, after 300

No, pay more attention. I said come to this thread when the other is done to recycle. Use the other one first. When there is a split we normally have to recuycle.

No, someone else split.

Why is this such an issue? He took maybe a few seconds look at the sun before he realized he shouldn't without the glasses.

The other thread was made before yours, autist.

The other thread was made after the announcement by a person concealing their flag and only posting once, ti was made with the intention to split, not difficult to understand.

You have brain problems, not difficult to understand.

bannon looks disgusted by something in this pic, i wonder what hes looking at

>Fresh OC, steal while hot
the payoff of the ending thumb's up made me giving you a standing ovation, sir.

Bite me.

plebs

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>weirdo satanist Gadsen Aussie

As cute it is to get """recognition""" I agree with Portubro. This general should be about Trump, not the freaks and geeks who inhabit it.

Barron is not in the picture
he probably uploaded this

Please god yes, lets stop this meta nonsense.

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Fucking yes

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>says the most autistic meta posting tripcunt in /tg/ history

>bannon

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OLD PTG LORE COMING THROUGH:

The original CruzMissile. I'm convinced it was all one guy either from Applied Memetics or he did it for free. A reminder:

>Most newfags wont remember this but this place was actually a Cruz board back in 2015 after he BTFO Ellen Page and gays everywhere, then suddenly one day BOOM Trump shills everywhere, makes me genuinely curious how much Trump pays you shills.

As for the "now I am a Cruzmissile" which turned to the ironic "#Cruzmissile", well that meme became so successful and widely used that it pushed off the origins from the archive. It was said so much (more than 10 thousand times) that 4plebs can't show the page it was first mentioned.

A true believer and a true (if unintentional) memesmith.

That fucking picture.

CNN is fake new- WOAH powerful...

Damn, really makes me rethink things...

Hmm.....

oh shit Barron*********

at least he tried
to bad he has zero intelligence

DRUMPFFH BTFO

bannon is barron

I saw the total solar eclipse with my eyes few hours ago in Mosouri. It basically became night for a couple of minutes except there was dawn on all sides of the horizon. Was neat.

Hahahahahaha topgood++ meme lad

oh fug

youtube.com/watch?v=fNZooFfxW48

Do you think Trump invented eclipse contacts just so he could stare at the sun on live TV?

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If you're still around user, watch the anime that's currently coming out called Made in Abyss. It cutesy, has movie-grade visuals, and is set in an amazingly built world.

Trump's got nothing on this madman

Pic related

On the third attempt

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This man is actually blind now. Tremendous.

Aww yiss that's what I'm looking for. She loved nausicaa.
Trying to watch Kino no tabi now with english dub and I'm not a fan of the motorcycle voice. Maybe it will grow on me.

YouTube censoring in full effect

GOBLE GOBLE GOBLE

This is it!

kek its real

>This man is actually blind now. Tremendous.

No, those are Meade EclipseView binocs made specifically for that.

How many hours until Trump has his presidential address on Afghanistan and where can I watch it?

> WTF, I HATE 2015 TRUMP NOW!

If someone mention the prospective Afghan talk just point them to this thread.

I saw a rat get run over by a car today.

The driver didn't want to do it. He came to a full stop, waited for at least a second or two, hoping the rat would move. It didn't, and got flattened by the front tire.

The experience made me think of Antifa. They don't want to flatten the alt-right. They're hoping beyond hope that the Nazis will simply step out of the way. But if they don't, what choice do they have but to move forward and crush their tiny little skulls?

how does he keep getting reelected?

Fuck Wendys and their niggerfans

AWOO~~

4 hours from now