Chyna brings the bantz

Chynese state media made a video dissing India with a sassy american-accented chinkette and complete with what libtards call racist stereotypes
youtube.com/watch?v=OD27woHDWbo
What do u think pol, India btfo?

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Do India even has an army to get their shit pushed in?

What is this Last Week Tonight shit?

she sounds like shes deaf and doesnt understand the words that are coming out of her mouth

Indian response

Who's better?
youtube.com/watch?v=lOgAZobATJo

never do comedy in a language you arent completely fluent in because you will fuck it up
(laugh track plays then stops abruptly)

the poo laughs are legit

Chinese trying to convey American late-night humor is as assumed with all things Chinese, a cheap replica of the original.

what would you call that accent?

>didn't your mama

They can't say daddy because that would make them look bad, and like always, whenever other people do things they don't like, china always acts like they are the mature parent and everyone else is just misbehaving their familial authority

Chinese + Aussie accent

its grotesque

i'm actually with the poos on this one raj brings the bantz

>China being clay grabbing cunts

What a shock.

>hidden flag
Show us your true flag pajeet

engrish
true

they rexpec internaxonal law tho

explain ur thought proccess here

Are you guys ready for the Poo-Rice war of 2017-202X?

>that slight southern accent
finna buss

Indian guy had some bad jokes but he won, also fuck china. Didn't factor into my evaluation.

Holy shit the comments are Asian vs Indians... I thought Indians and Chinese loved each other

>no.. not my home

fucking lost lads

>do we even need to bring up the fuckfest that is the south china sea

lmao, chinks btfo
curryniggers win

>No actual flag
>no picture with skintone and timestamp
That's my thought process.
Nationalistic shitskins who shill on Sup Forums must be genocided

>pushing a Bill Cosby rape joke into a discussion over China-India border disputes

Alright poos you win this one that was pretty good.

wtf is wrong with China. And for all bants aside India is 1000x better than China. Good luck poos fuck slant eyes shit up

>china has more law suits about it penetrating into other people's territory than bill cosby

India has the bantz, wtf.
I'm actually impressed.

Yo when is the diss track dropping muh niggas?

Seems like pol

>Indians people being racists in the comments because they are mad to be the ugliest race in the world. They are stinky monkeys that can't poo in the loo, who are they trying to mess with?

>7 sins of india1, no toilet2, no toliet paper3, shit everywhere 4, eating cow shit5, curry looks like shit6, curry taste like shit7, skin color like shit

>She is so nervous and scare of PLA that if not done idiotic drama on "banned in China"youtube with fake American accent learnt in some shitty english coaching institute with incorrect grammar , you will be hanged ...hahaha these ching Chong ping are funny as hell...I laughed hard while watching this shitty video ....how much fake they are just like their manufacturing products

>Send over this chick to Delhi! If you know what I mean

>Come on China Lets start war, We are so tired of chinise barking. Send your same looking face children pla

seven scense
bool dozers

>WWIII doesn't actually start with the second American civil war, but a land-dispute in Asia
Too much chaos.

You're surprised that a nation Britain ruled long enough to learn cricket also learned bantz?

anytime a fucking hindu speaks english i want to bash them in the fucking head.
it sounds so fucking annoying.

I STAND WITH POO

but british bantz aren't funny at all

dunno how strayans became that way

Working as a computer programmer for 10 years now I have literally no problem understanding everything he says.

I think India win , I laughed more watching it.
But both are funny

wtf she has autotune voice. Chinese confirmed for dog flesh-powered robots

i understood everything he said.
it just sounds worsre than nails on a chalkboard.

because it's an island of british criminals

How do you do, my fellow Westerners?

what you are hearing is a "humanoid" voice, inorder to be considered human you need a soul, something Chinese lack.

She's cute and honestly I like the way she speaks English

kek
so poos are criminals 2?

twitter.com/TrumInTheNorth/status/899793901724336130

Yeah, actually.

>the ex gf joke towards the end
>constantly reading messages
>dont understand boundaries
>get annoyed when we hang out with people they don't like

I thought that was great.
it's pretty decent for people with English as a second language, and it's not too cheesy.

The chink video was terrible in comparison -
>didn't your mama ever tell you not to break the law
weak as fuck, boring and contrived imo.

The Chinese keep their money hidden wherever they live. They are smart and don't trust the joobanks

He didn't provide a single argument against Chinas statements. By saying "You are breaking international law too" isn't an argument.

The Poo makes good redpills about Gookland, but that doesn't mean India didn't illegally enter foreign territory.

When it comes to this specific case about Doklam, China is on the right.

In other cases china might be trespassing other countries land, but in the case of Doklam, India is still on the wrong nonetheless.

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>1890 convention regarding Sikkim and Tibet

Uh what? They stole Tibet so why would India honour those laws?

buthan literally said it was fake news that they "agreed it was chinese land"

everything china says dies there

>pajeets true colors are showing

>that one butthurt chink still yapping about muh flag

Pathetic desu

The poo's damage control is pathetic and he has no bants.

>Says the shitskin
Go fuck yourself pajeet

>everyone I don't like is a pajeet

Still not an argument

Wew pakistan just got btfo by Trump, he liked the pajeet bants

Also bump

Based Chinese.

unmistaken1.com/india-china-war-result/
Read this .kek

China rules.

What gave you that idea? We hate them. We will always hate them.

Yes because the Bhutanese PERSONALLY asking us to defend them from China doesnt legitimize anything.

>unmistaken1.com/india-china-war-result/
wtf kind of shitty site is this?

Poo in the loos go go go.

What kind of shitty channel is "Hindustan meri jan" ?

actually it opened now

and yes, chyna is a paper tiger

I hope india kicks the shit out of them. They might need to poo in the loo, but at least they aren't souless dog-eating husks pretending to be human.

k

We hope so too but if the Pakis join in then we're fucked on both fronts.

A chutia channel

>Hindustan meri jan
>chutia

what did u mean by this?

What happens when Japs join us?
Chyna fucked on two fronts?

>american accent

what? lmao?

I mean if the JSDF have nukes then great. But they dont. And I wouldn't trust our new greatest ally. They supported pakis to no extent.

>chutiya (((channel)))

>Less pathetic Chinese accent

We poos have pretty bad accents but atleast you can make out what we are saying.

Is this what happens now? Countries just sort of make "OOh ROASTED" type videos instead of taking any real action?

Did your mama let you outta your fuckin cage again goddammit

The Chinese even forgot to edit out the tutorial text at the bottom of the video. SAD,. Poo in loo wins

Neoliberalism in action.

The action is on the border and there are hardly any Chinese here in India. The media is bashing China non-stop. What else are supposed to do? Beat up Tibetans because they look Chinese?

this and soon drone wars like in the prequels

India's revenge: Posting an animation video depicting Xi Jinping as a mentally unhinged Winnie the Poo

reveal your flag pajeet. ;)

fuck, doesn't matter if you do desu, we're all undecided in this conflict.

Those fake laughs were taken from the original chinkee video you fucking faggot

Isnt it brilliant?

I support Indians, mainlander chinks are literal subhuman insectoids with no thought process.

propaganda arms are so weird sometimes. i wonder how radio free europe was perceived during the cold war.

>WW3 starts because of a meme war between India and China

also, she's no abby martin for rt.

>beat up tibetians cause they look chinese
Kek

Have*

And yeah they do you uneducated twat.

Straight from C&C Generals 2

FIGHT ALREADY POO POO MAN

Sure , soon I will be an army doc .
Eagerly waiting for war to start.

I'm waiting for the rap battle video of them kek.
Gotta admit India has the bantz on stock. This was great.

Oh thats right, a lot of doctors are poo. Will they flock back home and fight?

Is this what i sound like to Japs when i do my ching chong accent?

India debunks all the Chinese State Owned Propaganda.

The CCP constantly churns out media propaganda and psychological warfare against other countries.

God speed. My cousin is with the CRPF fighting commies. Im proud of you guys in whatever you do. Jai Hind

No , I don't want the bad genes to enter my country , ever again

CRPF are deployed on the front?

Fighting over sucking the US consumer's dick.

Jai hind , jai bharat.

That is one tasty looking piece of pussy. We must secure all white race by mixing with pale skinned races and ruling out all the darkies.