/CPD/ - CHICAGO POLICE SCANNER THREAD - REAL ROBERT HOURS EDITION

>BUT WHO THE FUCK IS ROBERT???
ROBERT is the hero Chiraq needs but doesn't deserve; His nemesis is MALE BLACK, a notorious thief, murderer, and general rapscallion. By night they battle for the fate of the city.

FOR YOUR LISTENING PLEASURE

>>CPD Dispatch Stream:
broadcastify.com/listen/feed/763/web

>>Same feed with ambient music:
youarelistening.to/chicago

>>For Ambiance:
soundcloud.com/sithdemonic/sets/newwaveretro

DANK AUSSIEROBERT OC:
youtube.com/watch?v=ZMLxgBxSiyU

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BACK THE BLUE
>>Get Behind the Vest donation drive:
getbehindthevest.org/
>Chicago cops aren't even issued fucking armor by their shithole city.

>>The Chicago Police Department Memorial Fund (ALSO GET SOME SWEET SWEET MERCH):
cpdmemorial.org/

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CHICAGO'S K/D RATIO:
>>Shootings Scoreboards:
heyjackass.com
dnainfo.com/chicago/
chitownmugshots.com/
crime.chicagotribune.com/chicago/shootings/
crime.chicagotribune.com/chicago/homicides/
homicides.suntimes.com/

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>>Chicago Racial Demographics:
radicalcartography.net/index.html?chicagodots

>>Chiraq Gangland Map:
wbez.org/shows/wbez-news/in-chicago-gangs-abound-but-where-are-they/0d956c2e-171a-483a-8666-f5228d98812d

>>Police Codes:
bearcat1.com/radioil.htm

>>Chicago Police Dept. Directives:
directives.chicagopolice.org/directives/

>>Related twitter
twitter.com/spotnewsonig
twitter.com/hashtag/shitoemcsays

PASTEBIN: pastebin.com/pD418Eky

Highlights so far:
>stolen pontiac on the run
>taser fight

Other urls found in this thread:

chicago.cbslocal.com/2017/08/21/off-duty-fire-lieutenant-shoots-carjacker/
twitter.com/NSFWRedditGif

>high risk male beaner is beating on the door with a club
>unspecified mental illness
>violent tendencies

Evening Roberts. Chicagofag checking in.

Good evening Chiraqi, enjoy the show

>two year old son was hit in the mouth by the neighbor during an arguement

From earlier today
chicago.cbslocal.com/2017/08/21/off-duty-fire-lieutenant-shoots-carjacker/

>caller heard over twenty gunshots

Evening, Roberts.

>attacked an elderly male white and dragged him down an alley

F

Evening guys. Shitty day. I hope I can just exist for awhile.

GOD SPEED ROBERT

>male beaners stole caller's bike

Homeland check

>man heard in the background shouting "kill me"

>Male Black in a gas station stealing laundry detergent

EVERY FUCKING NIGHT, why?!?

How else are you supposed to get it when you've spent your entire welfare check and crack and fried chicken?

Tide is expensive, why not???

>Took a round in the finger

Hopefully Robert shot that nog's middle finger off.

>someone shot on the corner
>shooter may still be on scene

>caller's white cadillac truck is on fire

>caller's attic was struck by lightning and is now on fire

I would hate to be a white guy living in the middle of that jungle, fuck.

Robert is an excellent marksman

I also wonder if anyone in the PD is aware of these threads.

Would make a hell of a good read after work.

Speak the fuck up ROBERT

>level 1 hazmat

apoceclipse thunder has been shaking my house. would believe

They are

>shot in the stomach and left thigh
>stable is not a condition REEEEEE