The average leftist on /leftypol/

>he's in his 20s and he still lives with mommy and daddy in a middle class household
>has never worked or even held a job his whole life yet he knows exactly what the average worker wants (he might even hate the working class)
>bitch and whine about capitalism on the internet while using a mac on a regular basis
>begs mommy to buy him a new iPhone every Christmas
>he's super obese and has constant diarrhoea from eating MacDonalds daily
>he hardly ever goes outside his house, instead he plays video games most of the time in his room
>he calls himself an anti-racist before posting on twitter "fuck white people" then quickly switch tap to jerk off to interracial cuckold porn
>says that he's counter culture despite the fact that the culture and the establishment is very much left-wing
>calls Sup Forums a safe space and a echo chamber yet Sup Forums has no censorship and /leftypol/ has censorship
>this post has been quickly deleted on /leftypol/ due to insecurities

very very sad cunts

That's some nice projection you have going on there.

You mean /altleftypol/

Hrm. Maybe we're not all that different after all.

>y-y-y-you're just projecting

>You have been banned for an unspecified reason

Also lmao that they're trying to present themselves as the "reasonable alternative to Sup Forumsacks and SJWs" when their board basically agrees with SJWs on everything

>tfw you realize Sup Forums and /leftypol/ are two sides of the exact same coin larping the eastern front of world war 2
Antifa and the alt-right aren't any different in their demographics or their lack of means to support themselves or lose their virginities.

>You have been banned for an unspecified reason

yep, i have been banned for 3 weeks for no reason other than trolling

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Average leftist.

die commie scum1!

commie cake?

meh. many of them are herpes+ punk rock losers who spend all of their time at punk dive bars. i know the local anitfa hangout in my city and I am sitting on it patiently waiting until they slip up so i can report every last one of them

MAO NOW HOW TAO?

i think assuming he has a father is your first mistake.

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some good ol simpsons jams

Do you have an entire folder of unattractive people doing commie bullshit saved to your hard drive?

>yep, i have been banned for 3 weeks for no reason other than trolling

Same here brother!

They weren't so bad in the past but they're really cracking down on shitposts now. I was banned for laughing at their hysterics over that Charlottesville attack, and how some WN nutjob running some counter-demonstrators over was proof that it was literally 1933 all over again

kek. they are so easy to troll. all you have to do is tell them you're from Sup Forums, let them use their pathetic high-school tier bullying tactics on you, then use dry humor to rip them apart with tongue-in-cheek retorts. i never say anything rude or edgy and always manage to get banned by the 4th or 5th post. they sure are emotional little betas and roasties lmao

I don't match a single one of those yet almost do on half of them

that's ridiculous all socialist revolutionaries are pretty and totally bangable

>they're really cracking down on shitposts now.
my post only lasted like 30 seconds and i got a good few salty replies, sad fuckers
>I was banned for laughing at their hysterics over that Charlottesville attack
lol wtf were they saying?

pretty much

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Oh shit, fucking DEVESTATING burn right there. How will /leftypol/ ever recover?

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all those hook noses.

jej

>/altlefypol/
Stop making me fix that for you.

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>Orange tip
Christ almighty

to be fair /leftypol/ isnt nearly as bad as reddit leftists you get some far left nationalists and nazbols thrown in to even things reddit lefties are turbopoz'd

When did they cast Jack Black as The Punisher?

Its all about the necro bumping on leftypol its a great way to disrupt the convos without getting banned

>leftists cant afford real gunz

No you dont. They're all delusional like every liberal. I literally got banned for saying Hillary is shit and another time for saying borders are real.

Sounds like yourself m8.