Trump supporters TRIGGERED

> Look at me
> We're the patriots now

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I'm feeling pretty btfo, my almonds are activated, I'm pretty sure I'll never recover for this, and I'm on suicide watch as of this moment.

Are there any pics of their feet? Cankles and all?

I can't fap to this.

oh no has Sup Forums been BTFO for good this time?

These bitches look like they eat sheetcake 6 times a day every day.

how will you ever rec-- fuck.

Every single one of them is overweight.
Do these people feel no shame?
>inb4 haha amerilards
I know, I'm just as disgusted.

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and they thought a picture of them eating.. with their hands.. was a good idea. How many things had to go wrong to capture this much fail in one picture?

Didn't even have to bake it, that's for minimum wage ignorant while male trump supporters at the bakery. Bought it uses ex husbands alimony money. I bet you wish you had all these gibs.

DIABEETUS

> marry a white woman they said
> have kids they said
> save the white race they said

Not even using plates, or at least a napkin.
Fucking fat sows mights as well jam their faces into it.
At least then they wouldn't have to lie about having a shred of civility.

can somone explain to non american?

the sad thing is you know they ate that whole fucking cake and probably a couple tubs of ice cream as well

It's diet cake

why would this trigger trump supporters?

The #Reeeeeesistance is growing. Literally. Armed with high capacity dinner plates, pudding buckets, and meat tenderizers these Antifa hamgolems will eat the nazi scum. With plenty of powdered sugar and gravy. And a diet Coke.

So what you're saying is the government just has to start putting sedatives in the sheet cakes and we will have them hook, line, and sinker?

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Sheetcake is just a flat 1 layer cake that you can buy typically for cheap at a supermarket as a literal retard can bake one.
People are eating one because Tina Fey (Hollywood virtue signaler) went on television and ate one while recommending people do the same while shouting their grievances with Trump at the cake.
It's basically, you guessed it, another chance for fat 30 somethings to eat like shit and cry themselves to sleep.

They're gonna need a bigger cake.

Who gave fatties the sit. In my day they were rightfully shamed.

I don't care about optics, it would be fucking hilarious if a group of /ourguys/ just beat up whales like that. Acting so tough just to get their shit rocked

T H I C C

I understand that farmers try to raise the biggest livestock for the best produce, but I don't think feeding cattle entire cakes is going to yield any good beef.

My balls are literally retracting looking at that picture.

I can't be the only one.

Enjoy your new patriots. I doubt they'll come to your rescue when you need them. They'll be winded before they reach the end of the block.

Why does that hambeast look like she has bowling pins for arms?

I cannot see a knife anywhere, and the cuts on the cake are not straight. Did they literally just grab handfuls of it and shove it in their faces?

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Pudgy little piggy fingers filled with cake like deranged toddlers. So fucking cringe. When the left tries to meme they meme themselves. Sad!

I love how the bats are positioned. Where if they bent down they would fuck themselves with the bats.

The left is already criticizing her for white priveledge for this stupid 1 minute sketch. Bwahaha

>NBC

What passes for (((comedy))) today is a fucking shame. This isn't even close to funny. It is just virtue signaling in the disguise as a joke.

Why are you even asking? You can see the frosting all over their fat sausage fingers. I hate my country

Underrated

>a position of privilege
Yeah, like pajeets don't have street shitting privileges

Pretty much. You are considered a social loser if you don't get married and have kids but marrying one of those hambeasts has to be worse than forever spanking it to porn.

WE WUZ ORCAS AND SHEEEIIITCAKE

>not fapping to fat women eating stuff on youtube

whats wrong with you

These are the women that fuel infidelity

Bet she had to much Popeye's

god damn, that tweet is american

I'd rather use my hand my whole life than to have to marry these disgusting landwhales. My eyes are bleeding.

I would have said spinach, but I still shook my head and had a little chuckle.

>You are considered a social loser if you don't get married and have kids
is this true?

Well I might be stretching a bit. I mean as long as you are financially successful on your own it really doesn't matter what other people think of you.

>the_absolute_state_of_the_states.jpg

Jesus we need another meteor.

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Just push one of them out of a plane

>resistance
Do they mean insulin resistance?

I have no idea what this means. Is this some kind of protest or something?

Diabettus in the making

Assuming you could get it airborne.

Copied. Saved.

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>138560623
They are mentelly deranged

Any sauce of your image that isn't xhampster or chinese?

accepting fatness as normal: was this the original bluepill? Did fat acceptance become a thing before/after the 60s?

tina fey did a skit on SNL where (among other things) she told people to buy american flag sheet cake from jewish bakeries and take their frustration out on it by eating it and yelling at it. #sheetcaking

its actually almost inevitable, that your wife will get fat. why? because after they have kids, the will stop caring about looking good for you. and they know that at a certain point you will just want to leave them, but they will get the kids anyway. and then after the divorce, they will lose the weight, and repeat the process.

it takes a very special woman, to have your children, and stay in shape, and still care about being attractive to you. this is just my theory. from what i've observed in public.

you see 90% of couples, it's almost always the wife who looks angry, as they walk behind the man and two children. she's fat, or is on her way to being fat. but she isn't mad, she's just oblivious, and doesn't give a fuck any more. it's just a long downward spiral. it's the price you pay for marriage. you either suck it up, and have some self respect----or you just give up on yourself, and selfishly let yourself go because you dont think your husband deserves it any more.

>Now I ask you: what can be expected of man since he is a being endowed with strange qualities? Shower upon him every earthly blessing, drown him in a sea of happiness, so that nothing but bubbles of bliss can be seen on the surface; give him economic prosperity, such that he should have nothing else to do but sleep, eat cakes and busy himself with the continuation of his species, and even then out of sheer ingratitude, sheer spite, man would play you some nasty trick. He would even risk his cakes and would deliberately desire the most fatal rubbish, the most uneconomical absurdity, simply to introduce into all this positive good sense his fatal fantastic element. It is just his fantastic dreams, his vulgar folly that he will desire to retain, simply in order to prove to himself--as though that were so necessary-- that men still are men and not the keys of a piano, which the laws of nature threaten to control so completely that soon one will be able to desire nothing but by the calendar.

Now I ask you: what can be expected of man since he is a being endowed with strange qualities? Shower upon him every earthly blessing, drown him in a sea of happiness, so that nothing but bubbles of bliss can be seen on the surface; give him economic prosperity, such that he should have nothing else to do but sleep, eat cakes and busy himself with the continuation of his species, and even then out of sheer ingratitude, sheer spite, man would play you some nasty trick. He would even risk his cakes and would deliberately desire the most fatal rubbish, the most uneconomical absurdity, simply to introduce into all this positive good sense his fatal fantastic element.

That's fuckin Dostoevsky

Not till 1980s at least. The begining of which was Sir Mix Alots Baby Got Back. Even though Sir Mix explicitly says "with a little bitty waist and round thing in your face" a lot of people thought Baby Got Back was about full figured women (it wasn't ) which of course fat women consider themselves to be (which they are not they are fat).

Fat bitches in America became a thing in the 90s. Girls were still fairly decent looking in America back in the mid 80s. I feel for some of you guys who can't leave America or were not able to enjoy going to a mall and scoping babes. Fuck America today.

>burns their own flags
>calls themselves patriotic

Pick 1

>We're the patriots now

Wow look at these amazing patriots. We should put them in the front lines in Afghanistan so they can prove their patriotism.

Kek

Baby Got Back is from the 90s. Nobody I knew even heard of it. Everyone was more into Grunge. The girls were still thin but too drab for me in the early 90s. The 80s girls looked like this. Malls were where girls looked nice and smelled nice. Only lesbo girls played sports. God, America is a fucking shithole now.

the last thing they need is more fucking cake