So do you feel any changes since the eclipse?

So do you feel any changes since the eclipse?

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No, I slept through it.

Perfect serenity. I gazed upon it with my bare eyes and it was beautiful. Supernatural significance aside, the splendor of nature is amazing.

Well... I've been noticing that OP has been more of a faggot. This isn't exclusive to after this eclipse though, it's an ongoing trend.

Truth was pulled up from a deep recession.

Was restless and didn't sleep at all last night. Everything feels like it's up in the air.

My TV backlight broke and my back has started hurting since yesterday

Sorry about your tv baclighting and your back. Hope you get better. //The moon & The sun

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my dick got even smaller
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yup. there is an increase in the levels of autists that believe that an eclipse has major effects

A slight headache.

the eclipse is a Jewish conspiracy

same

No i still want to destroy Sup Forums nazis. you white supremacists are a cancer to society and you should die.

I feel uneasy, like something bad is about to happen.

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My balls droped and voice changed to that of drag queen, can't wait till sep23!

Yeah, I started a new semester yesterday.

No you stupid fuck. The middle ages called. They want their dumb superstitions back. Ffs

I masturbated to furry porn. It was alright but I felt kind of gross afterward.

i knew this would be a thing

No, I fell asleep with my head in my wife's lap and woke up an hour later to go to the gym. Feels good being a Chad who doesn't give a shit about two balls lining up.

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President Trump?

read the OP

Thanks user

No, I'm not a retard. Did you remember to sacrifice a goat when it happened, OP?

it now takes a full five minutes from initiation to completion of ejaculation with between 200 and 500ml of fluid produced. this is often followed by several more orgasms within a short time frame, and increasing fluid production with each orgasm

furthermore the smell of my armpits now seems to be attracting and seducing nearly every attractive woman i come in contact with, to the point where i could have sex with any woman at nearly any time.

has anyone else noticed this?