Australia is not real. It's a hoax, made for us to believe that Britain moved over their criminals to someplace. In reality, all these criminals were loaded off the ships into the waters, drowning before they could see land ever again. It's a coverup for one of the greatest mass murders in history, made by one of the most prominent empires.
Australia does not exist. All things you call "proof" are actually well fabricated lies and documents made by the leading governments of the world. Your Australian friends? They're all actors and computer generated personas, part of the plot to trick the world.
If you think you've ever been to Australia, you're terribly wrong. The plane pilots are all in on this, and have in all actuality only flown you to islands close nearby - or in some cases, parts of South America, where they have cleared space and hired actors to act out as real Australians.
Australia is one of the biggest hoaxes ever created, and you have all been tricked. Join the movement today, and make it known that they have been deceived. Make it known, that this has all just been a cover-up. The things these "Australian" says to be doing, all these swear words and actions based on alcoholism, MDMA and bad decisions, are all ways to distract you from the ugly truth that is one of the greatest genocides in history. 162,000 people was said to have been transported to this imaginary land during a mere 80 years, and they are all long dead by now. They never reached that promised land. Tell the truth. Stand up for what is right. Make sure to spread the world - Australia is not real. It's a codeword for the cold blooded murder of more than a hundred thousand people, and it is not okay. We will not, accept this.
Stand up for the ones who died. Let it be known, that Australia does not exist.
Australia is not real, it's a hoax!
So I actually am a computer program on an Indian girl's school laptop. Well that sucks.
He's right you know. Those white australian people from the tv simply don't exist.
How can the birthplace of Hitler be anything short of a shithole
hahaha your royal family is a hoax xD
kek
No, you're a program on an Indian Tech Support guy
you better take this shit down right now cunt I aint joking
us australians are all living in a vindaloop
the most weird conspiracy theory ever
It was about time they discovered our secret - We're all secretly living on the Northern Island of New Zealand, and the New Zealanders are living on the South Island
s-so the great Emu Wars w-weren't real?
>OI CUNT, SHUT IT ROIGHT DOWN NOW MATE!
Senpai noticed me!
>tfw no emu run concentration camps
it was real in my mind
Never forget the 6 millions emu
Get on a plane then you retarded danish cunt.
We literally let all subhumans in, you Muslims should be just fine.
kek
W E W
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W E W
Shit! Had me fooled!
Nicely done.
ikr
Fuck off.
This imaginary island continent is full.
I can confirm that! My father once was mistaken as actor from an instructor during a flight to that nonexistent country. The could not kill him so they pumped him full of drugs and kicked his ass in bankok (there must be one of their buros). They offered him to die immediately or to forget what happened.That happened back in the 80ies. I guess the became sloppy over time with covering it. Maybe in 20 or 30 years they'll tell people left australia due to global warming or a tsunami.
People are sheep and don't question things like the australia stories.
I mean, do you guys know that shipping people back then from the uk to "australia" would have been more expensive than a moon mission?
that's right, all boat people head directly to NZ please
So where am I then? This better not be fucking New Zealand, I hate them dumb cunts. Fuck sake.
Too fucking right, we don't want any of your imaginary friends, so fuck right off you immigrating cunts.
>we're full fuck off
>we're a hoax fuck off
Shit could work.
Thanks based Aussie with a proxy.
It's a copypasta
You only want to believe this because you are getting Bloked you stupid pastry.
>Be Mary
>Travel to Denmark
>Become the prince's wife
>Wait till the queen fucking dies
>Take over Denmark with your new husband
>profit
I remember when you posted this on reddit.
i didn't
You think this is the real Earth? You can see where the terra-forming didn't take to the martian surface here. We on Mars!
People died you unimaginable fuck! My cousin works at Australia and knows criminals who moved there.