What happens if i take the Orange Pill

what happens if i take the Orange Pill

you'll probably have a shit roll, because that looks like some chink made garbage.

I makes the party great again?

it makes your dick yuuuuuuge

You can stare at the sun without retinal damage

>I am such a professional at being a drug taking degenerate I can tell from a pixelated picture of a pill if it has enough MDMA content

No one is impressed faggot

You come up with better plans than generals with decades of experience

take another shot, snow nigger

Apparently, you become a honorary Jew.

okay, so adds superpowers:

*can stare at sun without retinal damage
*increases command rating to elite level
*improves social skills so you are life of the party

>he doesn't juice carrots every day for that healthy orange glow in his skin

But seriously fresh carrot and apple juice have turned my health around. I'm not even sure storebought apple juice has any of the health benefits as fresh, it tastes and feels so much fucking better

Already taken two shots on your precious Navy. Don't even need a warhead, just container ship and a computer.

Trump chewable vitamins for kids was one of his most brilliant business moves

Pic related will happen.

>chink made
lol, that looks like a partyflock mate

A glorious new beginning

more like the opposite

Good times

take 8 across the next 20 hours then get a headache for 2 weeks

OH.MY.GOD.!!!!!!!!!
THIS IS SO SIGNIFICANT!!!

IS THIS WHAT ALL TRUMP SUPPORTERS HAVE BEEN TAKING THIS WHOLE TIME?!
THIS 'ORANGEPILL'?

>take Orange Pill
>kind of chalky texture in mouth
>has a mild tangy flavor
>have met 90% of daily vitamin C recommended intake
>scurvy averted