Be visiting America

>be visiting America
>look up reviews for best restaurants
>"McDonald's: five stars"
>walk to McDonald's
>get shot by nigger gang member
>leave restaurant
>get shot by Mexican drug dealer
>walk a couple more blocks
>get shot by angry white college student
>pick up my phone and call for help
>get run over by Christian terrorist
>wake up in a hospital with a bill for $150,000
>call newspaper and say we need to talk about America's gun problem
>immediately get called "unpatriotic" and FBI shows up at my door the next day

Remind me again what makes America "great"?

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Serves you right for coming here

>Fast food
>Five stars
If you didn't use this your greentext would be entirely believable.

im gonna make the next big greentext, reddit! any advice?

Great! Even beaners and niglets hate mudslimes! America Fuck Yeah!

What makes it awesome is that all of that stuff could happen to a shitty human being, aka any muslim, and nobody gives a shit

star is a super cutie

>Not wearing a bulletproof vest at all times in America.

Did you do any research before you booked your trip?

>be visiting europe
>my wife gets raped
>terrorist attacks
>51 people dead
>pick wife up at hospital
>plan to fly home
>Another terrorist attack. 30 people dead, airport shut down
>government writes to be tolerant
>more refugees come in
>wife gets raped again
>another terrorist attack, 63 people dead
>fly back home
>while on plane, another terrorist attack happens, 42 people dead
>get back in america
>wife has std from all the rapes
>wife dies.

Muh Socialist utopia.

>USA trying to say that anywhere else has more rapes than they do.