>be visiting America >look up reviews for best restaurants >"McDonald's: five stars" >walk to McDonald's >get shot by nigger gang member >leave restaurant >get shot by Mexican drug dealer >walk a couple more blocks >get shot by angry white college student >pick up my phone and call for help >get run over by Christian terrorist >wake up in a hospital with a bill for $150,000 >call newspaper and say we need to talk about America's gun problem >immediately get called "unpatriotic" and FBI shows up at my door the next day
>Fast food >Five stars If you didn't use this your greentext would be entirely believable.
Wyatt Sanders
im gonna make the next big greentext, reddit! any advice?
Logan Gray
Great! Even beaners and niglets hate mudslimes! America Fuck Yeah!
Angel Howard
What makes it awesome is that all of that stuff could happen to a shitty human being, aka any muslim, and nobody gives a shit
Nolan Ramirez
star is a super cutie
Adrian Morris
>Not wearing a bulletproof vest at all times in America.
Did you do any research before you booked your trip?
Julian Lewis
>be visiting europe >my wife gets raped >terrorist attacks >51 people dead >pick wife up at hospital >plan to fly home >Another terrorist attack. 30 people dead, airport shut down >government writes to be tolerant >more refugees come in >wife gets raped again >another terrorist attack, 63 people dead >fly back home >while on plane, another terrorist attack happens, 42 people dead >get back in america >wife has std from all the rapes >wife dies.
Muh Socialist utopia.
Mason Bennett
>USA trying to say that anywhere else has more rapes than they do.
Aiden Anderson
>Attempts to say America has more rapes than any other country >Is british >Is a eurofag. along with swedenistan.
Topkek.
Aaron Price
SHALL
Aaron White
>It isn't fucking amazing that McDonald's all over our gigantic country tastes about the same at about the same cost no matter where you go
Logan Torres
Don't you have some child-grooming paki-gang to offer your sisters and daughters to?
Joseph Clark
>Says the American ignoring the entire female side of his family being whored off to niggers. It's always impressive how well Americans ignore their own failings.
Connor Wilson
You don't even have toilets in Mewni, bitch, and you trying to step to me?
Jayden Smith
>muslim terrorsit Ftfy Also, that's why we have guns, lots and lots of guns. So when Jamal and the Mexican drug dealer shoot at you, you can shoot back. Get with the program Ahmed you goat fucking retard.
Jayden Barnes
>USA trying to say that anywhere else has more rapes than they do
>be black >Go to Canada >Get some coffee >Barista apologizes and pays for my coffee >Walk outside >Man bumps into me >Apologizes and gives me his wife >Muslim runs out from MosqueDonalds >Beheads my new wife and only love that I have ever known >Kill the mudslime >He wins >mfw
Matthew Lewis
IWTCISB!
Angel Cook
>MosqueDonalds
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Benjamin Clark
>Meanwhile in the USA getting manhandled by a negro isn't considered rape. >Meanwhile in the USA the knockout game is a smash hit. >Meanwhile in the USA gangbanging has become part of the culture.
Blake Bell
you think about wrong place actually europe was moved to the former eastern europe
Nathan Ortiz
>be sand spic >wake up in middle of night to pray to Mudslime muhammad >walk to dirt area we call road >avoid car bombs from brothers >side step craters from pigscum west TOW middles >poo on favorite rock >must pray again >thattimeagain.mp5 >better wipe my ass with my not eating hand >I should kill infidels instead of learning >based Allah surely won't let my peoples thousand year sand struggle be in vain
Connor Perez
>get back in america >wife has std from all the rapes >hospital bill is $6,000,000 ftfy
Isaac Baker
>Doesn't carry a gun in America You deserve to be shot, Ahmed
Cooper Green
Meanwhile in britfagistan, Rotherham is one giant child rape colony.
Zachary Murphy
>Remind me again what makes America "great"? An unhealthy obsession with our past, back when this country wasn't shit.
