What movies couldn't be made today?

What movies couldn't be made today?

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Blazing Saddles

A good spiritual, like camp town races.

>Ambiguous tranny mega boss.

These days are long gone

any good ones

Party because they killed real elephants.

What movie is this?

>muh squiggly pictures

Who cares film has been dead for decades

Not a movie, but...

Rock n rule. 1983 animated film. Fucking great.

is this movie any good?

A satire that mocks and belittles America couldn't be made today?

Very good. It's stereotypical, but animation is A+. Not to mention uncle Mikey is Sup Forums incarnate.

Key and Peele only ended a few years ago

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ok thansk senpai i'll mark this down in stuff i want to watch

I never figured out what Angel saw in Omar. The guy was a total weak-willed pushover asscunt for the entire movie right up until the end scene, but they were already a couple at the beginning and never even broke up once.

i used to jerk off to the sex puppet scene

Anything good by the looks of it.

Fellowship of the Ring

[cosmically problematic]

Any movie that treats cross-dressing as a joke.

White mans burden starring John Travolta:

>In an alternate universe, successful African-Americans live in gated communities, while impoverished Caucasians populate crime-ridden inner-city ghettos. When African-American mogul Thaddeus Thomas (Harry Belafonte) wrongly accuses Caucasian Louis Pinnock (John Travolta) of being a Peeping Tom, Pinnock loses his job and watches as his family falls apart. In a desperate attempt to repair his life, Pinnock takes Thomas hostage and demands reinstatement at the factory where he once worked.

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Gone With The Wind

Because he was a "bad boy with a heart of gold". Remember, he wasn't born for loving he was born to raise hell. Typical 80's cool guy shit. Still good besides that.

Blazing Saddles tho

The Searchers. Watched it last week. I consider myself redpilled and immune to PC nonsense, but holy shit.

>guy accidentally buys wife while trading with native americans
>she's happy, follows him around.
>does things for him, tries to be a good wife
>he gets fed up with her and kicks her down a hill, she runs away in shame

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I don't know what to feel, senpai

The Woman Who Would Be President :The Hillary Clinton Story.

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in a few years get ready for conan the barbarian starring idris elba

This. Please feed me more capeshit and remake/butcherings of old classics.

any of the excellent "buddy" movies with a white and black guy--Miami Vice, lethal weapon, 48 hrs, die hard, men in black, beverly hills cop etc.

black cop had the street smarts, white cop had the legal cover, both kicked bad-guy asses.

The bad guys won and we can't do these anymore.

>blazing saddles
>movie in which BBC proud black man cucks tiny dick white bois with blonde german woman
>made by a Jew
>black sheriff is cool and white women can't resist him
>white people are stupid and filled with hate

How the fuck do you enjoy that movie, cuck?

That shit pushed zero boundaries compare to Chapelle

Ahhhhhh...

>Blazing Saddles

it's funny because that's kike propaganda from way back---stupid/racist whites, bbc, black mary-jane---it's got it all.

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fred mertz with some sick redpills

This movie would trigger so many fucking people now.

Painfully true

Life of Brian, because of this...
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Boss nigger

Anything good, to be honest.

But if you want a movie title, look up 'Air Plane'. It's the funniest stupid movie ever made and now since I'm thinking about it, I'm going to go watch it.

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I can't believe how raunchy Beverly Hills Cop is. Feminists would lose their shit today.

>That's grounds for dee-vorse in Texas!

Mrs Doubtfire. Robin Williams died.

highly recommended

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Any movie featuring Alamo

And the sequel was just as good

This

Obviously.

The absolute misery that communists are responsible for--broken families, black-pilling entertainment--turning us all into worker units who get called nazis if we speak out...

I dunno about you, but I just stopped caring and accepted that I'm a "nazi." Own a small software house and got doxxed. Even (((customers))) don't care because they have their whole business in my format.

that movie helped me understand how shorting works

badguys are pure evil islamic terrorists who frequently fall on their ass & get shot to death in slapstick-fashion

ADA issues.

seriously, this one should be mandatory Sup Forums-watching just cuz its 100% politically incorrect by todays standards

It's hilarious. Jews naming themselves.

"Gay Niggers From Outer Space" couldn't be made today only because niggers are no longer competent enough to make anything w/o pic related

>white people are stupid and filled with hate

lel, the irony... do you even know where you are, retard?

I haven't seen that in years and forgot about that scene. Damn, that skit ended with a major truth bomb. Love it.

Yea or nay?

Yeah. I liked it too. Sadly I didn't get a chance to see the sequel till the 90's because back in the 80's none of our video stores carried it. I lived in a very very small town.

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> black sherrif is cool

To be honest, most blacks in law enforcement are based and totally merciless where their fellow blacks are concerned.

"Airplane!" is said to be the funniest movie ever made by le science. Take that for what you will.

>YOU wanted to get that abortion!

That is very true.

wat

Kek

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Go watch Top Secret
>that movie should have ever been made in the first place
Trips of utter fail

can you blow me where the pampers is?

>honestly, this one could go either way if you think about it

tropic thunder haha

Roll with it, I've had a couple of cocktails.

His hair always bugged me, the way his fringe droops.

Why not? I never watched it but they're one of the most popular movies

OMG.. I completely forgot about 'Top Secret'. That was the first movie I saw with Val Killmore in it.

The second VK movie I saw was 'Real Genius'.

in any case i agree with you

I got doxxed because I said that the Antifa twat in Charlottesville got killed because she was at a violent protest and probably would have still been alive had she booked it the moment bats came out. I said she was ultimately responsible for her own well being.

They called my employer and he read my post on the phone with them and agreed totally. Fuck those little goons.

>that movie should have ever been made in the first place

look at this guy with the shit taste everyone

Too white for (((them))).

Why does pol have to find a reason to hate anything small The fuck

Dirty Harry series

But the sheriff was the only nig*ding* around. He oppressed whitey.

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Life of Brian was almost shitcanned even before it came out because Christians didnt like it

Soul man
Full metal jacket

>That last line

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He kept shit on an even keel. Nobody got fucked and nobody did the fucking.

Black cops are awesome. Nobody fucks up nigras faster than a black cop.

>Implying it shouldn't be Leslie Jones
Fucking mysogynist

I loved that movie. I loved the scene when brian goes to vandalize the palace and the Centurions chastised him for bad grammar.

Not gonna lie, I'd get fucked up and watch

Any Clint Eastwood movie

You see any niggers on that screen? Orcs don't count.