Why do Americans keep falling for the lottery jew?

Why do Americans keep falling for the lottery jew?

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Because poor people have little hope in life to be rich and don't mind spending a few dollars a week on the hope they'll be the one to hit the jackpot.

Lots of poor people and a potential way out of their misery. I play lotto, too. I won 30k Euros once.

Paying a dollar to release endorphins to help distract from financial hardship is worth it for some people. Others are content with smokes and drinks. The bad off ones go to casinos to get their fix.
>inb4 fags imply being poor = being stupid
Most people understand how shitty the odds are, but that isn't the point of buying the lotto ticket, anyway.

Because they're dumb schmucks.

Niggers mostly. Some white trash. I saw a dune coon buy a bunch one night. Some rationalize it as helping schools.

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>spend a few bucks on a tiny chance to win ungodly amounts of money
>also a fair portion of it goes to funding charities/education/other shit like that
I fail to see the issue

Because they don't teach us math or stats good

and what did you do with that 30k? turned it into 250k i hope

im not going to share with anyone of you when i win

Bcuz yall dumb crackas tryin b rich wit niggas money emoji emoji emoji

YOU CAN'T WIN IF YOU DON'T PLAY

i keked at that pic

I'll buy a ticket now and then when the mood strikes. Maybe 3 or 4 times a year. Won 6k a few years ago.

Thank you for making Maine part of Pepe country

It's only a problem for people when they spend tons of money on it. Buy a ticket once a week and hope you win. Anything more is stupid.

once a week is even excessive ...
i only play when the lotto is super huge like the 700mil one

People want to not worry about finances, user.

Lottery gives them hope.

Although, to be completely fair, it isn't hard to be rich. You can get there relatively quickly if you follow three rules.

1. Recognize an opportunity to make money and pounce on it.

2. Always make sure the risk is less than the reward.

3. A moral man will never be rich. Friends, family, and faith will keep you poor forever. If you remove these obstacles or are prepared to lose them you will grow.

Many people, amazingly enough can't do the third rule.

Criminals fail at the second.

Idiots fail at the first.

If you follow all three though? You will be rich very, very quickly.

There are people that pay around 3 dollars for a Starbucks coffee everyday and you're saying one or two dollars a week for a lottery ticket is excessive?

However, I'm not sure about scratchers. I feel like people find it easier to overspend on scratchers than tickets

Lol nigger please go print up some dirt cookies

If 3 is true then how come all those billionaire smucks like BIll Gates, act like moral saints?

This is a common misconception. When a state introduces a lottery and says it's paying for education, people think that all that money is being added to the budget already allocated to education. The reality is they take the new lottery money and put it toward education and then take whatever they were using before and use it for other budget items.

because who wants to be outed as immoral? you wouldnt be able to walk out the house without someone wanting to kill you then...
true, but at least you get coffee, even if its over priced covfefe

Lmao shut the fuck up you're not rich.

>Gambling.

God is dead.

That could buy you a small apartment here in Poland. Damn.

what do you expect from people who voted in an angry orange peel?

>1. Recognize an opportunity to make money and pounce on it.

>idiots fail at the first

fuck ill never be rich

Additionally, they don't even spend their own money to do so.

Because it's 700 fucking million.

I mean I wouldn't play it, but that's pretty fucking enticing

>implying playing one or 2 quickpicks every other drawing is bad after the odds surpass the payout

>implying the lotto ever gets recognition until it passes 400mil

>implying op isnt a wage cuck who cant stop blowing money at not pulling at clubs

>implying investing in cryptobeanshitcoins isnt just as fucking retarded

Nigga thatll get you a full house here

I fail to see the problem here.

Lottery is the stupid tax, to be sure. My wife loves the one where you win 5k/month for the rest of your life (for some reason). I let her buy a ticket when she fills up her car (I count it as a fill-up I don't have to do).

1>it's the fucking stupid tax
2>I'm low-end comfy--retired at 42 with money coming in until death comfy, florida island comfy
3>poor ppl should never buy lottery tix, makes me sad when I see them doing so.

Poorfags--for slightly more, you can get into a C.D. and actually have something in the future that you and your children can build on! I was born poor too!

nah, I bought a car and never won anything again. kek

Most people that get multi million dollar jackpots pretty much end up bankrupt and hated by their own family

>always make sure the risk is less than the reward

What a stupid fucking armchair financial guru you are. If there is less risk to the reward then you might as well be a wage cu-
>3. A moral man will never be rich
Lol, have fun trying to bring a feast to the table when no one will contribute to it. Lets just disregard the fact that the rich overwhelmingly contribute to society beneficially, donate, have strong familial ties, contribute the most to private education, contribute the most to the church (timexcost benefit analysis) and create empires for their families

This is some house of Saudi level of edge my dude

This. Well, at least that's the case in my Midwest cornfield.

>bought a car
I legit want to cry for you, Germanon... You could have pulled your entire bloodline out of the multicult with that infusion and half-intelligent management.

I'm win babby. And by that alaskian fishing boat. And putt up and down the coast. and a pipe, i need a pipe.

Can't play if you don't win.

Getting people to vote for lotteries is easier when they say it's going to education than government employee salaries. Move the money around and it's the exact same thing.

It also gives a really wrong picture about just how much money education gets and what it gets spent on.

Rate my numbers. Cost me 14€

The lottery has completely ruined my life. I have spent thousands on tickets. I have also taken out dozens of payday loans. My original plan was to hit it big and then pay off the loans. The big win never came. Today I'm getting constant calls from the loan companies asking for their money back. I have literally no money left. It won't be that much longer until everyone I know finds out. This will probably be the last drawing that I will ever be able to play.
The reason I play the lottery is because it is my only chance to live a good life. I live in the middle of nowhere so there is no business opportunity. I don't want to slave away for 40 years for ten dollars an hour. Also winning the lottery will probably be my only chance to get a gf.
This year alone I've spent over twenty thousand dollars. My biggest win was 250 dollars.
IF YOU ARE LIVING A GOOD LIFE DON'T PLAY THE LOTTERY. It will just ruin your life.
I will keep playing until somebody matches all numbers and the jackpot resets. If I don't win I will have no choice but to kms.
I live in Ohio. If you see on the news that the winner wasn't in southern rural Ohio just assume that I'm dead.

No shit what a retard.

>not betting 20k on Trump
>not putting money into stocks during the rally
>not putting money into bitcoin when it was at 250$

>now bank acc is only 250$ when it could be 250K$+

I can go on with the list but it's enough for me, is it time for the noose?

Because it is the least intelligent way to get rich.

>eu flag
Yeah just end your misery

i---i....i didn't want to call him names, user. That car is prolly a 3 series bmw from 2002 at this point. SAD!

Even gambling is better than lottery.

Next time better, it is a numbers game.

Jesus, dude, just stop. Payday loans nearly cucked me several years ago, but I cleaned up my act when I realized I was about to lose my apt. Stopped paying em, and they haven't even found me yet.

The lottery is my favorite charity. I have no idea where the money goes, but it makes me feel good.

i know that feeling, I had 20 BTC back when it was at 20 fucking dollars as I was leaving for college
I got talked out of mining and buying 100 with all the money I had saved in high school

in my state the $ goes toward education. playing is a moral obligation and tax deductible

There are worse things you can spend your money on, like $6 beer or tipping 15%.

Anyways, I have a $50 pre-paid card I need to spend before October, I'll get two tickets.

JIDF trying to keep the goyim playing the lotto I see

I owe almost fifth thousand. But my job only pays about 30 to 50 dollars a day. I have literally no way to pay them off. They won't stop calling. If my family finds out I'm so screwed. I know they will find out soon enough.
My plan is still to win. I don't even need to win the 700 million. I'd be perfectly fine with winning the million dollar prize. That would be enough to make me live a somewhat decent life.
The only thing of value I own is my car. Probably worth three thousand. But I need it because I live in the middle of nowhere. I need it to go buy more tickets.
Seriously if I don't win death will be the only way to get out of this mess.

Even then, it really is 1 in 63 chance or so to break even.

Because someone wins. Might not be you ever but someone who played will win so why not put your name in the bucket for the shot?

Both my grandparents made over 100k a year and they still played just for fun of watching the numbers get drawn.

See how much you'll have to spend to win.

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It's a tax on stupidity that I fully support. Only way to improve it would be to allow the idiots to buy a tickets with their welfare checks.

I did the odds once. Even with the shitty 33% return, it is actually worth it WHEN the top prize goes above about 450 million. This takes into account that you ONLY get 1/2 what they say (lump sum payout), and THEN the government takes 30%+ in taxes on the STATE RUN LOTTO.

So thanks for jacking up the prize for me suckers! Otherwise it's the worst investment ever.

People who pay $3 or more a day on coffee are every bit as stupid as those that buy lotto tickets... they're just more classy.

You don't understand I have literally no other way to make so much money. This is my only chance. Stocks take 30 years to make you rich. I need fifty thousand dollars before the end of the month just to pay off my loans.
I also want to live the good life. After all I do deserve it after everything I've been through. I don't need hundreds of millions. Just a few million and I'll be set for life. Tell me how else I can make a couple million besides the lottery.

Yep. But then, any money destroys friends/family, I've seen several ripped apart over inheritance. The key is to not let anyone know you have it, lawyer up right away and only talk to a select few, refer everyone else to the lawyer. 350 million (after taxes), you can afford to put a good bulldog lawyer on permanent retainer. Then go get one of the best accountants you can find, and start structuring the money into trusts, and some into investments. Have enough available to live well, but not enough to throw houses and cars at people (and they WILL beg for them). That way, if people beg, you can honestly say "It's all tied up, sorry".
I'd probably set aside 5 mill or so in a family trust, and have it invest heavily so it grows, and put a small list of people on a monthly income from it. Not enough to live on, but enough to make their lives better. Set up some educational trusts, too.
Then, I'd disapear for a while. Go buy a remote island or something, and figure out what I'm going to do with the rest of my life. $350 million is an instant ticket to the 1% world, if you play it right, and invest and grow it - and start moving a lot of it offshore.

Bullshit. Payday loan companies are basically the mob, there's no fucking way they can't find you. Stop larping, faggot.

Triple trips of truth.

It's called "fungible budgeting" They always say it will fund some bleeding heart bullshit but then cut the EXISTING funding for that program. The end result is ALWAYS an increase to the GENERAL fund.

Reagan did this to fund the Contras even though it was illegal at the time. He gave them millions in food, medical supplies, and other "non weapons" help. The Contras then used all the money they saved on weapons. At one time they got some much free shit they were trading it directly for weapons.

I play the lotto once a year. It's to remind myself I'm an American and deserve a tax on my stupidity for still living here.

>Not financing a great Whites-Only survival redoubt self-sufficient society innawoods

It's possible they haven't tried to collect yet but you're right. They WILL come after him at some point.

>not influencing politics, having 20 children, and becoming the VOLK carrier mega family empire to fight the Rothschilds and the other subversives

You're right, my idea would only attract low-lifes, Jews and federal drone strikes

>After all I do deserve it after everything I've been through.

Stop thinking like an entitled brat. You deserve it as much as anyone else who buys a ticket.

Name something you can spend $1-$2 on and have equal or better odds and equal or better payout.

You could save up $100 per year, meaning you'll have lived in completely poverty all your life with nothing to show for it but an almost empty bank account.
OR!!!
You could spend it on lottery tickets, giving you a non-0 chance to make enough money to bootstrap yourself into a legitimate career that will allow you to own a house and have a family.

>if i only had money i could own a business
The fuck do you think banks are for nigger?
>they want a business plan
Fucking white people oppressing you n sheeeeit.

t. underageb&.

>I have zero self control or money management skills so you shouldn't do X because I managed to make a colossal fuckup of myself doing it.

Maybe you should avoid staircases because skateboarders have permanently disfigured their testicles on them trying to look cool.

Or just kill yourself.

>half-intelligent management.
I have $25k sitting in a mutual fund with Legg-Mason doing shit. What should i do with it?

Banks don't finance start ups unless you have a job and AAA credit.

I don't play lotto but no one is going to miss a few bucks by playing and if you win (Almost impossible) you've made it financially

YA GOTTA BE IN IT TA WIN IT ! ! ! ! !

I've spent thousands and it's completely ruined my life by not winning. I deserve it more than some successful person already living a good life. I see pictures of rich celebrities buying tickets. They definitely don't deserve to win.
Yes I have zero control. I'm just trying to warn people that if they are living a good life with no finance trouble then they shouldn't play. It will most likely bring them nothing but trouble and addiction. Leave the lottery to people like me. Our lives depend on winning.

It costs $4 per week to play the Powerball lottery and imagine that you're not doomed to spend the rest of your life living around niggers and working jobs you hate.

It's a hell of a lot cheaper cure for existential dread than a psychologist.

It's the only chance at being wealthy most people will ever have.

Then they'll blow it all in

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I know a guy who spends 40$ a week on lottery tickets then turns around and wonders why he's fucking poor.

Stoner too, no surprise.

>People want to not worry about finances, user.
>Lottery gives them hope.
>Although, to be completely fair, it isn't hard to be rich. You can get there relatively quickly if you follow three rules.
>1. Recognize an opportunity to make money and pounce on it.
Hurr durr you see money go get it!

>2. Always make sure the risk is less than the reward.
Hurrr durr make sure it's not risky!

>3. A moral man will never be rich. Friends, family, and faith will keep you poor forever. If you remove these obstacles or are prepared to lose them you will grow.
Hurrr durrr be a criminal and fuck your family!

This is what a trust fund baby looks like. Totaly bullshit. Knows nothing about making money because life always gave it to him.
He has no sense of reality and never will. So he spouts off platitudes and will lie that his entire life was handed to him because "I worked my ass off!" lol.

>I have also taken out dozens of payday loans. My original plan was to hit it big and then pay off the loans. The big win never came. Today I'm getting constant calls from the loan companies asking for their money back.
You don't have to pay back payday loans user. It doesn't matter if they send you fake court documents and shit.

It's a scam and most DA offices in most States call them loan sharks.

If you can get some more, I say do it. Just make sure you swich banks before they bounce at your bank because it will be hard to get a new bank.

Way out of misery besides suicide.

Nigga I got 40 dollas riden on dis shit. Muh kids ain't eaten nutin but fucken nutta buttas unless I win dis shit

Do lotteries outside America get that big too?

>I don't want to slave away for 40 years for ten dollars an hour.


You think you're better than the rest of the normies? kek. Get a job at Target or work the fields like a migrant, slave

Spain has a big yearly lottery thing, but everyone wins something.

In the old days, coffee was for lower class people while tea was for high class people.

Why should I have to work when others get to live great lives all because they were born to wealthy families? I'm not saying that I'm better than normies, I just don't want to waste my life doing something I hate. Lottery is my only chance to have it made,
I have no intention of paying any loans back if I don't win. If I don't kill myself I'll probably just run away and start a new life somewhere. Even if they do catch me I own nothing of value so what can they do.

>lottery jew
"random jew" is a better name desu

Your attitude is insufferable. Feel free to keep thinking that way rather than making a meaningful change, but stop sharing it with us.

Maybe try crypto.

>>/biz/

I don't even have a negative attitude. I'm not mad that I'm thousands in debt. Honestly I have a good feeling that I will win tomorrow.
It's too late in life for me to make any changes.
I actually tried to do bitcoin back in 2012. But I had no money so I didn't buy anything. Looking back I could have made at least a hundred thousand dollars. Oh well