Is this a nice grill?

Is this a nice grill?

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> Until I was eleven or twelve, I didn't realize there was a second set of labia on the inside, since you couldn't see them. What's even funnier is that I thought urine came out of the clitoris…When you're standing up, all you see from the front is hair. Between your legs there are two soft, cushiony things, also covered with hair, which press together when you're standing, so you can't see what's inside. They separate when you sit down and they're very red and quite fleshy on the inside. In the upper part, between the outer labia, there's a fold of skin that, on second thought, looks like a kind of blister. That's the clitoris.

Not a nice grill, OP

"Dear Adolf, today..."

She wasn't cooked on a grill user, she was cooked in an oven. There is a difference.

Jews don't think non-Jews have a soul. They consider the most noble of Goyim to be beneath the most wicked of jewish faggots when it comes to morality.

So, no. Every Jew holds in this evil secret as they walk around with the knowledge of the Talmud, and later the Kabbalah.

She never existed

real nice.

Oh, jew!

Jewish women are sexy. I want to date a cute Jewish girl

she's best example of how low kikes will go
if she were a live again she could sue for billions for writing her "diary"

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kek

Holy fuck Anne Frank porn actually exists. Also do true Jewish women want to date goyim? Where can I find jewish women? I've pretty much only met like 2 Jews my whole life

I doubt. Unless you have a lot of money.

Red pill me on this girl fellow darlings, did (((they))) kill her?

That's true they're all rich and they're families probably don't allow them to date goyim

Yes, Anne is nicest grill and also best waifu. She will always be pure.

So many perfect shots of her. Almost like it was set up that way.

2D Jews are better. At least you don't ruin your ancestry.

This ranks as one of the odder things I've seen on this twisted board

Kek I love this

Could get weirder.

You mean charcoal?

I am genuinely in love with Anne Frank. She was beautiful, witty, and graceful young woman who light was snuffed out far too early. I frequently fantasize about being Peter van Pels hiding with her.

Oh god, just imagine deflowering that sweet girl on a lazy Amsterdam afternoon, lying and learn what each other's bodies were for.

Now imagine nine months later, she's got a massive bulging stomach from carrying your child inside of her and it seems like she’s gonna pop any moment now. Her popped belly button makes it look like she's got a giant third boob where her stomach once was. She waddles around and can barely move half of the time.

She's developed an insatiable craving for your dick and you've likewise developed a taste for her pussy. You’re both cooped up in an attic all day have nothing better to do besides fuck like an unsustainable third world population. You lie down on your back, she strips off her almost comically too small clothes and kneels on top of you. She grabs a hold of your rock hard cock, inserts it deep inside of her, and begins to ride you like a stallion. You feel the pressure from her incredible weight and huge round belly bearing down on you but the indescribable pleasure of her tight pussy throbbing on you cock negates any discomfort. You sink into her beautiful soul, into that secret place where no one dares to go. After 30 minutes, you and her are both moaning with ever greater intensity, you know it won't be long now. Suddenly, you feel your cock shaking like a V-2 rocket and the orgasm reaches it's climax as your cum explodes like an 88mm AT round inside her Sherman tank, blowing the turret right off. You and her both join as one, souls screaming from the sheer ecstasy. As the elation wears off, she lies next to you. Too exhausted to do anything else, you simply hold her in your embrace. In that moment, there is no family squabbles, no Nazis,no war. Just you and her, watching the sky turn pink with the setting sun.

I just changed the channel on the tv from watching Drumpfs rally and "Anne Franks Holocaust" is on national geographic kek

Please be pasta

Although I want to fuck her too

My dream girl

>lying and learn what each other's bodies were for

Almost got me there, Jeff.

>Carrying your child
Alright alright. No way I would impregnate nor would I ever, have sex with a Jew. I am a national socialist to the very end. Although Ann frank aside. That dose sound hot.

Her complexion really got ashy after a while.

I was waiting for this.

ANNE FRANK NEVER EXISTED
youtube.com/watch?v=4gxm0Jtz76A

>the NEWish question

This is now an Israeli trap thread.

Just for you user. Last one btw. I'm all out.

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>SAD

My modern Anne Frank waifu is nicer

Thanks bro, so weird that people make these lewd pictures of my girlfriend

That's how it started

>my girlfriend

Come at me bro.

Came here in this thread just to make sure it was posted.

/his/ is full of pregnant Anne Frank porn, click on any thread talking about her or using her photo and you're bound to see it.

Anne Frank is MINE. If I had a time machine I would go back in time and fuck her

nice lampshade

It's a copypasta that started on this board.

Here's the full text

What makes Anne Frank such a sex object? youtube.com/watch?v=f6EftQIknGs

I fapped to this story probably 30+ times over the past year

Gosh this is too detailed, love it

Because she literally writes in her diary about masturbating and playing with her clit and stuff while she was in hiding.

It's something about an innocent adolescent girl and all the emphasis she puts on exploring herself alone while hiding that is somehow kinda hot.

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You ok leaf?

...And????

Me too, a couple of /k/ommandos I know irl rubbed themselves out to the story and pics while on deployment to Afghanistan

Kinda this,

I was always more into the hero fantasy. Saving her from certain death wearing my gray uniform and Hardee hat, carrying an M1841 Mississippi rifle, kissing her passionately, both of us still having adrenaline pumping through us from the thrill of danger and battle.

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cont.

When you make her diary required reading in every middle school in America, it's only a matter of time before 12 year old boys start waxing their carrots to her.

Kek I remember reading this in school with my friends laughing

I never read the full book because I was a nigger who didn't read but this made me want to read it

I'm actually re-reading both her diary and Company Aytch right now, working on an Anne Frank x Sam Watkins fanfiction, incorporating elements of both works into it.

I remember fapping to this many years ago

Nice, post some samples on Sup Forums when you're done so I can read it

One of the greatest ejaculations I ever had was when I first read about Anne Frank describing her excitement at where baby comes from. I went home, hopped into bed and jacked off to the thought of her being pregnant and giving birth all night. Nutted at least six or seven times.

Here's an excerpt, it'll probably be at least 7-8 pages long by the time it's done. Still have to incorporate all of the lines from Watkins' book and figure out a way to paraphrase Anne Frank without getting my ass sued for copyright infringement.

It's swollen to the size of a basketball, at least eight months along. A smaller bump protruded where her naval should’ve been. At last, he comes face to face with her. No longer seeming to fear him, the girl stretched out her hand and offered Watkins to take it. Not knowing what else to do, he obliged and she quietly walked him past the corner to a hiding spot she's put together among the loose piles of hay. Taking a quick look around, Watkins noted that her only possessions were a small diary, fountain pen, pendant and a half-eaten carrot. He took off his field pack, feeling relief at the weight leaves his shoulders and put it alongside his rifle in a nearby corner. The girl took a seat among the haystack, squirming and grunting from the discomfort of her stomach. “That must have been what I noticed” Watkins realized, “the poor gal can’t even find a comfortable way to sleep”. Watkins himself tried to sit down opposite of her but was immediately rewarded with a burning sensation in his back.

Suddenly, he remembered he still had an inch-long piece of shrapnel still lodged in his back. It had been there the entire time but the rush and fear that pulsed through him for the past 12 hours had kept him from feeling it. Noticing his discomfort, the girl offered Watkins to sit next to her, where the hay would help cushion his back and prevent that damned twisted piece of steel from digging in any further. Gladly accepting, he moved and sat next to her, quietly whispering “thank you”. After a minute or two of dead silence, Watkins mustered up the courage to point to her and ask her name, hoping she’d understand him. Initially staring in confusion for several seconds, she suddenly had an epiphany and meekly replied "Anne... Anne Frank". Seemingly summing up her own courage, Anne spoke in broken English "what you?" “Corporal Samuel Rush Watkins, 1st Tennessee Infantry, Company H”, he was so used to introducing himself formerly to superiors he couldn’t help but include his unit, “nice to meet you”. “Co-pan-my Aytch” Anne repeated, clearly, her proficiency with English was quite limited. “You can call me Sam.” After, a moment of wondering if he should ask, Waktins spoke up again "what are you doing here in the middle of the night", using his hands as a visual guide. Seeming to understand the question, Anne whispered "hiding from Duits".

Really the lowest of the low. Enjoy your stay in Gehenna anons.

It doesn't look so bad.

It's really great actually so far I like it a lot and it's well written

Keep on going with it and make sure to post it in the future

I clicked on the image to see if there was an upskirt before realized it was young Hillary... ffs.

ABSOLUTE S H A D M A N

Just when I thought this site couldn't get any more degenerate.

Thanks, I'll probably upload it to pastebin/fanfiction.net and post the links to it on /dixie/ threads.

Alright bro I'll see them in the /dixie/ threads then my friend, good work man

Nice, it probably won't be done for another month or so forgive me and try to be patient. Still need to do research into stuff like what unit Watkins' unit carried (let's just say Anne gets a little "present" from her rescuer)

this is comfy thread

>what unit

meant to say flag

Goddamnit Ben, make up your mind.

She was a nice grill, her kike uncle who forged shit in her diary was not.

What do you mean by "true"? Religous?

Yeah I mean like actually religious Jewish girls not just secular ones

There's lots of Jews that are just jews by name like they use the identity but don't practice or care. Lots of christians like that too

It depends. Hasidic communities have a pretty high turnover rate (people who leave the community out of dissatisfaction) so your best bet would probably be a disaffected Hasidic girl, which you could probably find a lot of in New York.

They also tend to be the most "pure" examples of Ashkenazi Jews since they mostly originate from Eastern Europe where Jews were more strictly segregated. Quite rare these days too. Thanks a lot Hitler.

>Hasidic communities have a pretty high turnover rate (people who leave the community out of dissatisfaction)
I'm curious why are they dissatisfied and leave the communities?

I have no reason to go to New York and absolutely despise that city but I would take the trip there to meet one. I would love to fuck a jewish girl. Sup Forums talks so much about Jews and I hear theres more here in the U.S. than Israel but I've only actually met one before. Some guy with the last name Cohen who went to my school and wore a star of david but didn't look jewish at all. I know another guy too who walks around with the yarmulke too in my town kek

hnnng

uhhhh dude i live in nyc and dissatisfied hasidic girls is super rare. Even the orthodox non haredi girls will only date jews and the secular ones will only date goys if they have a good job and sdcond are willing to convert to judaism despite not practicing it themselves.

I feel like they're so used to living in their cliques that they don't talk to goyim at all.

>tfw the last of my blood
>tfw brothers and cousins marrying goyim
>tfw i dont really have a choice at this point

Do you have a cute sister merchant man?

Also how the FUCK are you this much Jew that's insane

Like I don't even think some Jews in israel can get that close that's crazy

For the right price...
So many generations of not marrying goyim, it really is impressive. Consider how unlikely it is, given that my ancestors were a small minority in their countries for over a thousand years. THAT is some heavy tribalism.

>For the right price...
Kek, could've expected that
>So many generations of not marrying goyim, it really is impressive. Consider how unlikely it is, given that my ancestors were a small minority in their countries for over a thousand years. THAT is some heavy tribalism.
Yeah that really is unbelievable. I read somewhere the average Jew is something like 30% ashkenazi or something around that

That's unbelievable you managed to be 98 fucking percent. Do you know what country you came from before your family immigrated here?

Lithuania, Austria, Poland and Ukraine is what I hear. I bet that there are plenty out there still. This is the first generation of American Jews to be non-traditional in any way. Every one of us has had grandmothers asking "have you met any nice Jewish girls lately?" our entire lives, but it didn't translate. You literally have to be hasidic or browse Sup Forums to understand what is lost by marrying a goy.

No, but I heard that she grills up real good

>I'm curious why are they dissatisfied and leave the communities?

Same reason people leave extremely religious communities everywhere, they tend to have their lives decided for them and they want to be free to make their own choices. That sense of dissatisfaction is so common that the Amish developed an entire rite of passage designed to weed out those who can stand their rigid way of life and those who can't, Rumspringa.

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>Lithuania, Austria, Poland and Ukraine
>I bet that there are plenty out there still

Uhhh... Yeah about that...

I envy you immensely. I fucking hate that my family got mixed with slavs and Germans. Even my family name got lost due to the żydokomuna custom of jewish communists changing their surnames to local ones in order to fit in with the goyim and manipulate them better. Fuck,\.

>Polish Jews still exist

T-Tell us more about your family. How they survived WW2.

More like Man Frank. That is obviously a boy.

Jeff Mangum please go

Mother's side great-grandma lived on a little farm at the edge of Łódź. She said that when the Germans came they didn't do anything bad and even acted friendly. The unit that stationed around her area sometimes brought supplies to trade for fresh chickens, veggies and water from the well. I was never told about my great-grandpa though, he was probably some high-ranking commie collaborating with the USSR. Only recently I found out that my grandpa, who was born after the war, was in the Służba Bezpieczeństwa (Security Service) of the Polish Peoples' Republic. My family says that he died of liver cancer, but I don't believe that after they lied to me about his career.

I don't know much about my father's side either. Grandma has a (((German-sounding maiden surname that isn't actually German))). Grandpa was an alcoholic sociopath and owned a bunch of land (which in communist Poland was barely even possible, so he must've been some higher-ranked commie too) that he sold to pay debts for his frivolous life. Later on he won a lottery (which was rigged for him in the first place), left grandma and disappeared. 10 years later he was found back in Łódź as a homeless bum. My dad got him sorted out and left him in an old people's home where he died.