In Seoul now, I'm hearing air raid sirens

In Seoul now, I'm hearing air raid sirens.

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And you made a thread about it on Sup Forums? You deserve to die.

more info please

I'm cranking up these THAADs, they should get to you in an hour or so.

I work as a contractor at an undisclosed Air base in NSW and we got a call 5 minutes ago to prepare 60% of our aircraft for scrambling. They're calling in pilots that have been on long service leave too. What the fucks going on?

probably nukes.

In Ramstein now, near Ramstein Air Base, I'm hearing sirens too.

What the fuck is going on?

It's a drill. I'm watching a boring stream of it right now

I'm a Ranger in the US Navy stationed in Panama right now and we all just got the call to get to our jetskis and go to the South China Sea. I-Is it happening, bros?

It's a drill.

I'm in bed and have sciatica in my ass cheek, it's happening

Ignore em. It's a nothing salad with a side of nothing dressing.

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Any streams? The periscope feed went down.

I'm in Long Island, I hear crickets chirping and the pitter patter of raindrops. What do you anons hear?

A US Navy "Ranger"? A faggot is what you are.

fat kimmy won't do shit. you gooks will be just fine.

wut jealous reddit didnt get the thread first?

My dad who worked at the CIA just called me and told me to get out of the city.

This is it Sup Forums.

I just heard 2 happening threads fly over my house
WWIV imminent

My window fan blowing.

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I'm a nasa and I approve this larp thread

My uncle who works at the post office told me there be a storm a' brewin'

EIN MENCH BRENT

a russian tank just rolled down my street what de fugg

Do you suck dicks?

reuters.com/article/us-northkorea-missile-launch-guam-idUSKCN1B306P

holy fuck they did it

Ignore it, it's those fucking EXO fags practicing for their new single.

East coast here: there's a bright light in the sky and my electronics and power have failed. Car won't start either.

You should have listened.

its just a drill nigga

ill take you for a ride in my garbage truck.. oh no. ill take you to the dump, because your my queen... take you up town show the sights you know you wana ride on my garbage truck.. truck truck truckk..

All your repliers aren't trustworthy it's unworthy being on Sup Forums you know not tomorrow or how your night will even end yet! Will you dream and of what?

You're a cool guy user

Wendy's chef here. I've just been ordered to the bunker as one of the pre-selected survivors or something. What does this mean? Can I bring my lambo?

Do those fat 1 inch nipples your gf has count?

HOLY SHIT WHAT THE FUCK

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go to the best Korea

They've spotted you. Come back to Sweden, Achmed.

x doubt

this

Can confirm am texas, my skin is boiling off and my eyes are seeing the nuclear mushrooms as i type this, i can't even see what im typing with my boiling fingers anymore but i trust what is left of my keyboard to guide me through these trying last few moments of life.

Practice drills.

Go to sleep.

anglin spotted in worst korea

If there is any room in the bunker, please save Girls Generation. Thank you.

Uatu here, where'd the fuck Earth go? Please don't tell my boss I looked away

first i heard rustling. then it turned into a steady slapping noise. then i realized it was coming from my lap so i jumped up and looked down and i was masturbating and i didn't even realize it. i've been hearing this sound everywhere i go. have i been masturbating on the public transit? what's happening, Sup Forums?

imhotep

Just got off the phone with my korean gf and said the sirens are going and they are getting out of the city

I just farted and it smells.

Kek

Burn chinks, burm.

Kim Dong Chong forever!

I'm in Phoenix and nothing is happening. Nothing ever happens...

What's redditt?

A desk fan and my ferrets being assholes in their cage.

Seoul user here. Was mildly spooked, turned out to be a practice drill.

Just gotta cryptic message from my uncle at Nintendo. All it said was "Tora Tora Tora"
WTF is going on in Japan?

The Phoenix Lights tho....

I'm in Japan right now and I can hear bikes revving and guys screaming "Rider Kick!" really fucking loud.
This may be the end.

I'm in Guam and we're hearing a loud Korean man screaming on a loudspeaker about preparing our anuses

I'm in berlin near the synagoge and the goyim alarm is ringing.
D-do they know?

Guys, im in a secret moon base where we train super soldiers and test experimental technologies deemed to super duper for Area 51 and im seeing at the Earth and litting up. What did you guys do down there?

Chiming in from the center of the hollow earf with the 4th dimensional pedophile aliens, its all good down hur.

Just an update the Yakuza have taken to the street and are rolling their Rs like crazy. This doesn't look good.
#prayforjapan

rural indian reservation fag here, yea my uncle works for the north korean cia and told me to get out of my town

Is your door open or closed?

Your Seoul is mine!

Kim Jong Un just called me and said "it's happening."

BREAKING NEWS!

NUKES HEADING TOWARDS SEOUL!

>not knowing that us/sk military are doing training excercises this week
>being this stupid

and they say gooks are smart

Those damn antomic bombs

People are panicking in Odaiba because the new Gundam isn't up yet they're fucked.

good luck

KYS. Its the annual North Korea attack drill that the military is running.

>I work as a contractor at an undisclosed Air base in NSW and we got a call 5 minutes ago to prepare 60% of our aircraft for scrambling.

>time to on chinese cellphone firmware hacking memeboard

australias finest

I'm in the ISS and we're seeing flashes of light below. Oh God, I don't know if anyone down there is able to read this, but just know we're praying for you.

read this as ISIS and lold

What game is this?

E D F
D
F

Warhammer40k

Sorry meant Earth Defense Force

god bless

Fan and some birds

my neighbor watching john wick

he watches it every few days

i've gotten used to it

Live on mountain, yaks say loud flashes to the east and baaaa

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/ausfag/ here
I hear the sounds of literally everything trying to kill me at once.

yaks say you have many pictures of boys on your computer

UK here, I hear the call to prayer

Only acceptable answer

Just woke up from a scary dream, it's happening lads.

Top kek that photo

I'm in the train but it's not going choo choo!

Help

Currently high up in the mountains now, I heard the eagle's call. Wtf is going on?!

Erst wenn die Wolken schlafen gehen
Kann man uns am Himmel sehn
Wir haben Angst und sind allein
Gott weiß ich will kein Engel sein

it is right behind you, ya bald dipshit

Guys my dog got in to the garbage and keeps growling at me when I try to clean it up. I can't believe it's come to this

Delta Force Marine Seal pilot stationed in area 51 here, I'm hearing scooter raid sirens and we've just been ordered to mount our UFOs.
IT'S HAPPENING.

In Toronto, all I hear is sirens and the occasional bat.