You can't make this shit up
Muh Nuclear codes
Ayden Taylor
Evan Collins
Kek magick.
Adrian Butler
>former
Should be post-mortum
Julian Hill
WE CAN'T LET HIM GET THE NUCLEAR CODES
HE'S HAD
TWO
SCOOPS
TOO
MANY
IMMMMMPPPPPPEEEEEEAAAAAAACCCCCCHHHHHHHHHH
Cooper Rogers
Besides the pres who knows the codes anyway?
Are they ahort enough to memorize or does the prez carry around the codes in a drive?
Christian Brown
Trump should drone this faggot.
Jeremiah Fisher
I doubt there are even actual "codes". I think it's just a secure phone line from where the president is to the commander of the silo, and the president says "Hey Jim, destroy North Korea for me, wouldya" and the guy says "sure thing boss" and tells his staff to launch the nuke. >MUH CODES sounds like a bunch of made up nonsense to make people think things are super high tech and secure
Nicholas Gutierrez
Lmao
The memes have become real
Carter Anderson
I remember a story where a president lost the codes for a month and told no one. I think it was clinton. Sueely they have a password or something to avoid a drunk mishap
Logan Nelson
FORMER GLUMP SUPPORTER CRASH AND BURN NO GET CODES REEEEEEEEE
Evan Jenkins
I'll be honest, I was on board the Impeach Trump train with getting Trump impeached, but yesterday I changed my mind.
All these media pieces they're running on him just feel more vicious than genuine. I'm still skeptical of him, but I don't
think he deserves to be impeached anymore. I've never seen someone so viciously attacked like him. It's pretty
obvious elites don't want him. I'm still a dem at heart but, I fully support Trump now. We can't let the deep state get
their hands on those codes
Justin Perry
And we're full circle.
Russia shit is gonna kick back up.
Just watch. These retards are too predictable.
Anthony Parker
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David Ward
It's actually pretty fucking ridiculous. I hear some of our ICBM's are so old the software takes floppy disks, the big ones.
Cameron Hughes
>former director
discarded
Lucas Scott
>former
former anyones are nobodies, whatever
Thomas Ward
If it ain't broke, don't fix it - especially the software that can destroy the world.
David Nguyen
That's to prevent hacking I think
Isaac Parker
There's more than one reason for that. The software is incredibly understood thus easier to secure. Or so I've been led to believe.
Blake James
Former mccain supporter here its hilarious watching him crash and burn but in all seriousness we cant let the deepstate get the nuclear codes
Ian Howard
Having some old school tech is not necessarily a bad thing, I bet the chance of those steampunk ICBMs being hacked or malfunctioning is near 0%. A complicated mechanism has many more ways to fail.
Look at the absolute state of the navy, all their billion dollar satellite and radar doodads and they still manage to collide two ships in a single month. Put a one-eyed drunk dude up on the mast to be your lookout and he'll do a better job preventing that shit
Benjamin Gray
Don't forget the president that actually managed to fucking loose the nuclear codes...