Being on the dole for a bit is a right. The Libs are just pushing people over to the left. Stupid old cunts.
Brandon Thomas
good on you for making these, i cant be fucked doing it anymore
Noah Davis
if they're smart they won't hit the people on the dole for a good reason, they'll just hit the druggies.
Chase Gray
GUYS
THE MOON
It's the closest we'll get to an eclipse. Go look at the moon right nao!
Bentley Stewart
I can only do it monday, tuesday and wedensday though I might be getting my hours changed so I can get friday saturday nights off
Michael Hernandez
Vegemite is for fags
Jordan Jones
Fuck you cunt! just went outside and there is no moon. Bet the fuckin chinks did this
Jonathan Green
i saw your post and i went outside and looked anyway just in case you were the shitposter
Ryan Perry
>gonna send more soldiers to Afghanistan >ADF only accepting female applicants
Fuck this shit. I wanna go.
Tyler Lee
They shouldn't hit them either. Taking drugs for a bit is a right too.
Zachary Powell
>have to go to an information session at ikea
will I finally leave NEETdom?
Nathan Wright
mate, have you ever been to logan? 70% of the drug tests in queensland are happening there, and i can tell you that logan absolutely deserves it.
there's a difference between having a cone or having a beer with your mates, and doing 6 drugs at once while fucking some sheila you've never met. the former can be tolerated. the latter can not be tolerated.
Nathan Hall
>have to why's that?
Ayden Smith
what's the rent like there? sounds like fun
Justin Price
I've only driven through there and looked at it from the train. Fucking third world looking place, tons of """employment""" agencies, bottlos and payday loan joints.
Jayden Green
Fair enough. Yeah it's better to stop people if it's s permanent life style and they bring kids into it.
Asher Jones
even if you got in now you still wouldn't be going to Afghanistan anyway
Dylan Rodriguez
You forgot the chimpout regarding removal of captain cook statue from Sydney in your autist links chink.
Cameron Rodriguez
>mfw applying in the ADF later this year to fly flying-blenders.
I'm excited to make friends my dude. I really am.
Oliver Martinez
Any of you cunts see this shit? Fuckin Chinks
Noah Adams
ikea took his dog hostage and is threatening to destroy that stupid fucking piece of paper that serves as some completely indecipherable "assembly manual" unless he works for them.
no matter how low it is, you'll pay too much.
when i was living there i invited a sheila i wanted to fuck over, she didn't show. i asked why and she said that she noped out once she got off the train and jumped on the next one that arrived.
flying-blenders? since when did we get the V-22?
Zachary Morris
I hope you got vagina user. They not hiring dudes.
William Fisher
stop it with this meme, they are still taking males just at reduced numbers. Yeah it's shit but dudes should still try joining
Thomas Martin
evil fucking swedes
Blake Thomas
So do I have to go to the community centre/high school to vote no on gay marriage or is it done by post? The AEC says I'm enrolled, is that enough?
Colton Evans
post you don't have to do shit but fill it out and post it back
Logan Cooper
>flying-blenders? since when did we get the V-22
I just want a job where I can fly my dude.
Aviation jobs in general are a load of shit to wade through. Airlines just take you for a ride, where you can end up with "too much experience" because you've got above a Private Pilot's License.
Plus they're more likely to choose a qt grill over you, feels bad man.
What he's saying actually has some truth to it to be honest.
I have a plan my dude. Im a mutt you see, partially a shitskin. I can just identify as an intersexual female lesbian and Im on the top podium the oppression Olympics.
But in all honesty, I've heard some encouraging things from friends who are in (I was actually encouraged to apply) So I'm gonna give it a solid go. Politics or not.
Ayden Perry
Adding onto that. Train your ass off for it. So you maximise the chances of being selected based on physical merit. Also own up to any fuck ups you may have done in the past during your 'you' interview and say that you think it was dumb and stupid to do.
Also volunteering experience will show them that you're not semi-retarded.
Wyatt Wright
are you going to go for helicopters or planes?
Jaxson Allen
Anything mate, I love the air. My first preference was cargo pilot, but recruiter suggested if I was interested in rotary wing, so I added that to my preferences.
In short I don't mind, as long as I fly.
Matthew Gray
>You forgot the chimpout regarding removal of captain cook statue from Sydney in your autist links chink.
i heard about this on the radio. fucking abos.
Aiden Young
>asked my old boss if he had any work going >mfw he told me that everything has been outsourced
Caleb Bailey
I want to fly too. I'm thinking of getting a pilot license for planes and a helicopter one too because it seems interesting and you never know when you'll need to give the commies here free helicopter rides.
Do you know the cost for each to get a private license? What's stopping me from claiming my license is from africa? aside from experience?
Cooper Morris
Harro everybody
Josiah Garcia
>>Gay Marriage Time for young people to do something that can make a difference When ever it comes to news about this shit they word is as if everyone should vote "yes" to same sex marriage. Well they can go get fucked.
Andrew Gray
>Looking for jobs in my area >Nowhere is even taking unpaid workers >All the job ads are implicitly for Chinks and Pajeets only
Joshua Hall
>Being on the dole for a bit is a right Since when, in what fucking universe?
Jordan Howard
I know outsourcing is bad but what if we outsourced to only white people? Hand picked as well as incentivizing them to have more children (if they're pure and have good genetics)
Jose Foster
I hope most millennials think they can just change their facebook picture to a rainbow and that will be enough
Ayden Roberts
I read the headlines 'Logan Outraged' like, is anyone there sober enough to notice or care?
Hunter Perry
What do you cunts think of Amazon?
Isaac Morales
they will be once their benefits are cut
you can generally get a free intro flight from your local flight club for $300 or less
Chase Jackson
Kind of annoyed how everything in the media implicitly has a pro-gay-marriage slant to it 2bh
Luke James
Mate make sure you add in this fucking attrocity, glad to see a company that is apparently going broke and is being brought out by another network gladly wasting air time to fucking virtue signal.
Cooper Cook
fuck all people watch mtv anyway lmao
Nathaniel Nelson
lol, millenial faggots can't afford foxtel
Eli Diaz
Who could be? Wake up, work, get home and drink, sleep.
Asher Hernandez
They won't need to be. Ifthey test positive for drugs, all they need to do is undergo a treatment plan before they can claim the dole. I'm sure the gubment would pay for that too.
Nolan Walker
rofl they are implying anyone still watches that """music""" channel
Blake Wood
There shutting down for gay marriage. Suuuure. Not because they're going out of biznass or anything.
Blake Perez
Wtf. You're simply not Australian.
Jordan Lewis
Fuck off Mexicunt
Mason Lewis
>I'm sure the gubment would pay for that too. they are. on their first strike 80% of their benefits are put on one of those cards, and on their second strike they're put into rehab programs at government expense.
my last memory of ever watching MTV was when my mum was watching it in 2007 or 2008.
Hudson Howard
Just went to see if the moon looked special and saw all the neighbours bins out. Stopped me from missing bin night. Cheers!
Robert Sanders
If you're opposed to gay marriage please consider volunteering at Coalition for Marriage, the poorly-publicised No campaign: coalitionformarriage.com.au/
Hunter Jenkins
Right, you hairy little cunt, I'm going to put my togs on and fucking swim over to your smelly little rat nest of a home and beat some bloody sense into you. When I'm done I'm going to beat your wife away with a stick as she tries to steal my precious and pure man seed. I will then get that cunt of a wife of yours to make us both Vegemite sandwiches and we will sit down and you will eat that sandwich like a man regardless of whether you still have teeth or not. Got it? Cunt.
Ayden Edwards
The south east of Australia is pretty much a lost cause these days. We need to start thinking about walling it off.
Angel Walker
Cards?
Nicholas Barnes
i think its a nice river. might have some piranhas in it so watch out when swimming.
Jordan Carter
Got a mate who works on the inside, apparently FOXTEL had a massive freeze on spending 6 weeks out before financial year after spending $500 million on rebranding. Most millenial cunts can't afford anything, that is why they want it for free You are right, it is fucking JewTV, the cunts never play music just retarded shows like "Pregnant and 16" as if being a single whore at 16 with a gutful of arms and lets is impressive Pretty much well
Blake Evans
>they're put into rehab programs at government expense WHAT?!?! Fucking brilliant. More money down the drain. Between the bullshit rort that is the NDIS and this, goddamn. We're in trouble lads
Lucas Price
The moon has set. It was a new moon recently.
Wyatt Scott
yeah mate, the government debit cards. you can only buy food, pay rent, etc with them.
Levi Morales
Ripper rainforest.
Wyatt Bell
>mum buys kfc for dinner >tell her that I'm a balding 26 year old teacher who can cook for himself >mum gives me my tablets and tells me to eat up
who else is a /goodboy/ today?
Jacob Price
This sounds like a sweet deal. Incentive to work has reached catastrophic levels of not giving a fuck!
Daniel Reed
pirahnas are mad cunts ay
Jayden Jenkins
Are you really a teacher?
Eli Kelly
they seem legit, desu. Need some campaign material for postering and letterbox drops
Benjamin Watson
god forbid you pay for your cones and champion ruby by getting a job
parasite
Caleb Martinez
You lot shitting around with the female-only ADF shit? Starting to get concerned that people think this is true.
Aiden Powell
>tfw getting thin on top at 28
Cameron Thomas
Real as it comes. Blokes are being turned away in an effort to get numbers up for women recruits.
Look at this fucking mole. Taking the dudes money instead of giving it to his kids. Guy didn't wanna get posted to NT so used a loophole and signed a stat dec saying his girlfriend was his defacto. He dies. She applies for and takes his super instead of giving it to his kids.
Noah Ramirez
Whatever you say mate but the bloke above has sorted it out. I hope you make it back from Afghanistan you incompetent cunt.
Nolan Perry
(((cows)))
Thomas Campbell
faggots >start new job >rostered 60 hrs per >get contract, hue hue, well only pay super on 38 >nope >get revised contract, oh yeah user, you know that leave loading you want, forget it - um, employer kun, this is the award... >about to get sacked .jpg
Dominic Young
I work in childcare and study primary education, AMA lads
Isaac Morgan
Can you get any more gay?
Jeremiah Price
Is our produce supposed to be top shit? Our butter is grass fed. Food in Europe when I was there was shit and a friend told me that while he was in London it cost an arm and a leg for a half decent steak haha
Julian White
Not gay m8, straight.
Henry Walker
Dunno, suppose chinks are trying to chink again. I remember seeing a lady trying to get baby formula, I gave her a hand but on that note, perhaps the chinks are afraid of milk now? who knows
Matthew Wilson
are you a pedo?
Jack Morgan
It'll be interesting to see how cheap they can sell stuff for. If it's by a lot Oz retail is so screwed.
If it's not by much I don't think it will have much effect. People like to get in their cars and go to the mall.
Daniel Richardson
nope
Alexander Adams
are you on your period right now?
Gabriel Wood
He said he isn't gay so the chances of him being a pedo is greatly reduced.
David Nguyen
yep. Teaching maths, physics, and science.
Juan Evans
>primary education They teaching you to push the safe schools shit?
William Brooks
I'm a man, no period for me
Yeah they are, not a major part thank christ
Sebastian Barnes
You have no idea how much both sides like to access those tax dollars for their mates. Idiot.
Jaxon Young
>tfw only a LCDT in the AAFC fuck off, cunt
Christian Lopez
How do you not lose your shit working with a bunch of ankle biters all day?
Cameron Bennett
What state and what parts are they keeping from the supposed "scrapped program"?