We wuz germanic n shit

>we wuz germanic n shit
>we wuz wiking
Anglo everybody

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HONHONHONed

>-but the french are supposed to be fagguetes!!
how did you honhonhon your way into their punani

im half french and i just use it to get my dick wet in english slags

Well at least it puts the inbred meme to rest

>FRENCH FRIED

HAHA

BAGUETTED.

That's nothing new. French colonization after William's conquest was massive and often understated.

So they found a way to make fake tests more insulting than saying everyone has Jew or Nigger DNA?

Sacre bleu!

PIERRED

French and English. What's the difference?

Kek. I knew anglos were not white.

French DNA = shit

If it wasnt for the anglo saxons and vikings raping everybody along the coast then blonde hair would be non-existent.

Weren't the Normans originally Vikings`?

Those are modern Brits, and it's not all Brits.

Most of Europe jizzed into the British isles to make England.

>literally every military related word in the English language is French in origin

>t. sad result of centuries of racemixing between distinct European races that were never meant to breed with one another and quite a few niggers on top
Truly the quintessential white country, amirite

are you saying that this quintessentially blonde american child isn't white?

Don't care. My maternal grandfather was a Breton and I'm a Francaboo anyway when it comes to music. Chants d'Auvergne, hnnnnnng.

>light brown
What is "light brown"? Like when a baby is born with blonde hair but it darkens to a light brown?

Yes, they brought Gaulish troops during the Norman conquest, and Anglo-Saxons remained genetically distinct from Normans and Gauls for a long time because of resentment about the invasion and cultural differences.

Shit, just realised, this means we are now more French than the French

The french(the real ones) are a Germanic tribe.

that's not an American kid
her mulatto father was though afaik

>quintessentially american

"French" isn't an ethnicity, it's a nationality.

The French populace is a mixture of Celtic Gauls, Latins and Italians from the Roman era, Germanic Franks, and various other groups like Normans and Iberians.

So the 'French' listed here is probably just Norman, which thus means is Scandinavian. Big fucking woop.

>posts a Polish child
>calls it American
very funny meme.

>distinct European races
Define those "races", please. Also France is made up of many different ethnicities, or as you like to call them, "races".

Gauls were their own thing, or Celts probably.

this But also we never disregard our French roots.
The northeners and celtics are more inclined to relate to the Vikings.
The southerners are more inclined to relate to the French and the Romans (the romance languages)

Probably more French than the French by now.

Welp, my family name actually originates from the Norman invasion of the British Isles, as do many of my friends'. I think what you should bear in mind is that the Normans are essentially a Germanic tribe from Scandinavian areas and were given Normandy by... iirc... the Franks to create a buffer zone against the aggressive Anglos, but then the Normans ended up counter invading after quelling the frequency of Anglish raids. But essentially Normans = Germanic. Also, France... Frankish... FRANKFURT! The French are originally Francs, a Germanic tribe! We Northern Euro types are essentially ALL German in some way! Not to say that we're not distinct from each other.

Actually, I'm a super euro mongrel - English, Welsh, German, Ukranian grandparents.

At least we're not Turkish... Rather bagguetted than roached!

Diversity was their strength.
>tfw

>nigger father isn't american
t.

Theoretically. But in less than two generations, the few Vikings who did settle had been completely integrated into French culture, had abandoned their language, their religion, and their traditions, and found local wives. William the Conqueror took over England merely a century after Vikings settled in Normandy, and yet he identified completely as French, and brought mostly Gallic-Roman locals instead of Viking descendants during his campaign.

>Grow up thinking you are descendant of Alexander
>really just a Turk rape baby

t.

I believe that the French % is essentially the Britonic stock. Celts.

>t. non-country
>t. 0%

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHA

Why would they consider themselves snowniggers and nordcucks?

Hey go ruin more European cultures to make them subservient to your cesspit capital city, Pierre. Frogs are worthless thugs, as soon as they are overshadowed and crushed by a neighbor they cry prosecution and injustice despite being aggressors for the past 1000 years.

Gallic Celts, Briton Celts, and Iberian Celts were all apart of the same ethno-cultural group, but they had their differences and you would be a fool to compare a Gaul with a Scot or Welshman.

every one knows the brits are just nigger faggots from frances norther coast who tried to trick the romans into sailing off the edge of the world. they didnt think there was anything over there

they were trying to jew rome and when they demanded the nigger faggot who told them the tale of riches in a land to the north they forced him to ride along. every one in the village thought well bob is screwed but we are all saved. not realizing that roman forces were far greater than what they had seen. all they witnessed was a small expeditionary force. more show up later and they wander off to the woods going omg wtf man how many are there then bob and most of the first batch come back and they send the second to the north

then they sail north when the romans leave for good and they hear that rome is starting to weaken after bootylicious drives them off from the UK

they then kill and cheat their way into history. killing small villiages and replacing them and have their whores marry into wealth. over time they simply out reproduced many. anglos like to larp about being saxons but those were in the northern lands. they have also made up bullshit about being related to genghis kahn. brits are usurpers. they are just some trouble making bandits and thieves from a little shit hole on a coast area who were to dumb to be fisherman

This is also quite true. Gauls and Britons were genetically quite close to begin with (being Celts), both had significant Roman admixture, and both remained the bulk of the population in both Gaul and the British Isles.

The ethnicities that make up the French population haven't evolved significantly for almost two millenia. Lots of Gauls, lots of Romans, and very tiny Frankish, Burgundian, Wisigothic, and Viking admixtures.

The US is a mix of literally everyone and their dog.

Light brown = Light brown....


basically you can mistaken it for blonde when theres sunlight, or when inside it might be mistaken for a dark shade of red.

It shouldn't had been included as light hair since its not blonde but oh wells.

>be 7 points lower than a 56% white country

Why would anybody want to be a blonde snow nigger?

>Be Anglo
>Be Ibero-Gallo-Celto-Germanic mix
>Proceed to tell Americans they're too mixed to be considered Anglo anymore

Your meme holds no power here.

Americans for a large part are that mix + other things

Like France, it depends on what part of the country you're talking about.

To claim the ethnic mixture is somehow evenly distributed is absurd.

>ex soviet country with a 30% 40 IQ minority
my countries average is steadily climbing while yours is nosediving
consider killing yourself

sure it doesn't plebbit
sure

Get some new memes, you lazy turk.

Reminder that we are all brothers and born of Mother Europa, birthplace of the civilisation and ideals that shaped the modern world and then proceeded to fuck it up, mainly by turning on each other.

Who REALLY cares that we slightly diverged a few millenia ago and then all mixed up again a few centuries ago? Anyone? Really?

O la la, Angleterre mangent la baguette!

At least our mixture is all white.
The same can't be said about you.

Depends; here in the Northeast everyone and their mother has at least a smidgen wog blood along with the standard Anglo/German/Irish mix.

In the old Northwest and Midwest there are more people with Scandi blood and a higher % of Germans than anywhere else in the nation; Southerners are descended largely of Anglo-Scots, etc etc

So we have more french DNA than you do pierre?

That's the same type of globalist bullshit that the left is pushing, only from a different angle.

>WE'RE ALL EUROPEANS! LET'S ALL FORGET OUR PAST AND WORK TOGETHER!
>WE'RE ALL HUMANS! LET'S ALL FORGET OUR PAST AND WORK TOGETHER!

The World didn't begin today. Our respective histories happen and matter, and we should each be proud of them and seek to continue them - not merge into some singular indistinguishable gestalt.

The argument that we should not fight because we are all the champions of Western Civilization is something I agree with, but we each have taken that same Western Civilization in different directions. The French are not the Spanish, the Spanish are not the Italians, and the Italians are certainly not the Romans. We should celebrate this great process of cultural evolution, and work to continue and strengthen it.

The siren song of Pan-Europeanism will result only in multiculturalism and socialism. By staying as separate nations and separate cultures, we grant each other not just the possibility to succeed cooperatively but also to fail independently. If Greece goes the wrong way, the UK won't be affected. But in a Pan-European system, the failures of that system are spread throughout the collective and will destroy the entire body in time.

BAGUETTED
CROISONHON HON HONED

Viva La Acadian Canadians

>Celts
>White

>Anglo-Teutonic

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Wisconsin apparently is the state with most german ancestry.

Tfw living in normandy and thus so being aryan

Excuse me for my shitpost. Irish racism is a passion of mine.

Genetically they are very similar. It's believed that the British Isles' Celts came directly from Gaul. Scots have Picts (Scandinavian) DNA mixed in. They all have Vikings and England had the most Germanic mixed in via Anglo-Saxons.

this is propaganda to justify anglos treating the irish like shit, no one has that face structure neither in ireland nor iberia unless they are inbred

>tfw Brittonic surname
Begone anglos and baguettes

Now it all makes sense why the brits are so ugly, they have the french to thank for it.

you wouldn't notice it, but what is going on right now is the deathroes of the anglo dna.
the Anglos have been refused mates for so long they are dying out, so now they are rioting and throwing tantrums and doing everything they can to survive, even mating with blacks and muslims etc.

>all that gaelic and pict (celtic) DNA
I... I thought we were nordic...

"French" - Maybe Frankish DNA would be a more accurate .

But aren't french girls pretty for the most part?

>WE WUZ GERMANS AND MICKS. FUCK ANGLOS
>Why the fuck aren't we anglos?

Americans deserve to be killed off.

It really wouldn't be. The Franks that ruled over Gaul were a remarquably small tribe that contributed very little to French DNA. Dutch people are much closer to actual Frankish DNA.

Yea brits being ugly is a meme thats only true because lots of british girls are overweight due to american influence.

Will he ever recover?

I hate French and I hate Anglos
This changes nothing

Only because we drink your blood m8.

Run the test again after I've gone for a piss.

thanx to norman invasion i guess.

baguetted

No it's definitely not a meme. They're fucking hideous.

french are dogs

t. nu-french we in there bitches masallah

l-l-lewd.....

and we hate commies here

it's GUILLAUME YOU IMBRED IMBECILE
GUILLAUME !

To be fair the Irish were pretty much the niggers of Europe behavior-wise for much of the 19th century. I don't think the racial propaganda was true, but it was not without justification. Act like a nigger, get treated like one.

Similar does not mean the same. The Britons and Scots were quite unique, and simplifying their culture and history by conflating it with the Gauls results in less to celebrate and not more.

No, people that don't take care of themselves tend to be ugly. It's all about grooming and hygiene. You think that there were cavemen that looked like male models walking around?

But british girls are hideous for the most part

Outdated.

>This

They probably came over to see their cousins when Caesar took Gaul

I like 1800s propaganda, it has kind of a unique charm.

The French are Germanic anyways, from the Franks. That would make them Germanic and Celtic, which is what the English are.

>45% of English DNA is French
>100% of French DNA is Algerian

seriously, were they that bad?

yup and the angles colonize england too

It's little wonder that the Briton switched from feeding on Frenchmen to Germanics, given that the former has such weak yellow blood.

>we'll never get god-tier propaganda that has legitimate artistic merits again
>instead we'll just get shitty half-assed political cartoons that look like the work of a third grader

Feels bad man.

>Ibero-Gallo-Celto-Germanic mix

Um, sweetie, you mean Ibero-Gallo-Celto-Germanic-Indo-Nigero-Arabo-Semitic-Banglo-Slavo

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VIVA ALGERIE