Why not just invade one of the smaller island nations like Tuvalu? Existing infrastructure is in place and only a population of around 10,000 islanders. They have no standing army and like one patrol boat given to them from Australia in like 1994.
Pretty sure American civilians could out class them in weapons. Would have to be cautious of other countries coming to their defense though. Thoughts?
Plus we could be cozy neighbors with you Aussie cunts
is this related to the liberty island project?
we were looking at islands in south america, but are now open to other possibilities. tuvalu just seems really far away from everything.
(discord: Fkhx69k )
no, fuck off
yeah.
If you are serious about starting an actual nation though, it will have to be far away so it is irrelevant for other countries to care
>discord
this island thing is a hoax anyways
we'll might simply start something under the jurisdiction of another state though, but bribe officials and such to be able to be a bit more free
how do morons like you are able to get on internet?! How do you get out of bed in the morning without killing yourself?!
can you take this larping/childish bullshit to your kindergarten class?!
Why not just buy the Russian Far East?
spotted the tuvaluian
Great idea! Will we cleanse the island of it native savages or will they serve as a slave class?
until you become a threat. You will be long gone before you think about becoming independent. That will be the first thing to cross anyones mind if you are looking to buy a large piece of their country
GDP is around 39mil. So a current citizen only makes a few 1000 a year. Plus we would need labor
>being this retarded
You realize Tuvalu is sinking, right? Pic related.
Because unfortunately the U.N. exists and is stopping the white man from his natural ways, conquering and constructing great civilizations.
Stop this immediately last time we tried this they engaged the TIDF as well as an actual Tuvalu resident who infiltrated our discord. It´s hopeless, they are well defended.
>global warming
>real
pick one and only one, you fucking shill
>how do morons like you are able to get on internet
>do morons like you are able to get on internet
>morons
Nah every single one of them should be cleansed. Keeping the natives around never works out well in the long run...
>island for white people
>Not choosing a place in the north
Just choose some part of Greenland dumb-dumbs
well maybe they will just hand it over then.
Like a good ole fixer upper
What is the sea level situation like in Fiji? Asking for a friend...
Who was here at the start of this year where we were meming this?
Toodle-o Tuvalu.
good fucking luck invading a pacific island mate
I'm sad this never happened, we're technically still at war against them thought.
I can honestly say I have never even heard of this prior to me starting this thread
Guess conquering land runs in the blood
We had threads of this back in january (if I remember correctly) before all the "Kekistan" shit and before HWNDU streams became popular here.
norfolk islands up for grabs atm. they wanna leave australia anyway
Start of this year? It was last year we were making battle plants with water scooters and everything. And as I said the TIDF shut us down hard. Leave this lye
highest point on the island is literally a 10 foot mound of mud
good luck trying to rebuild a tiny, sinking island in the middle of the pacific ocean
there is none
Sounds vulnerable.
Plus just offer the few "wealthy individuals" a seat of the new gov
aren't most of those Island claimed by Britain and America?
wouldn't want a war ship turning up at your door now would we
The certainty of global warming is why I invest all my money buying up property just inland from current beachfront property, said no one ever.
Nova Scotia is the best option
>Pretty sure American civilians could out class them in weapons
I always hear this bravado surrounding your guns yet you never have any balls. When the police went door to door during the Boston bombing manhunt not one sausage-fingered fuck held their ground but let the police ride their property like pussies.
Your citizens, like all western citizens, have a good quality of life and thus have too much to lose getting into meme skirmishes to defend your honour or impose your will.
Oath you stupid cunts.
hanga e te Atua tenei whenua mo matou. Kaore e taea te tapatapahia; Mehemea he tohorā ka taea te tapatapahia. Ka hoki koe ki to whenua ake, i hanga e te Atua mo koe. I hanga e te Atua tenei whenua mo matou; Ehara i te mea mo te iwi ke, mo te iwi ke ranei e uru ki tenei whenua tapu.
>being this britarded
Probably because, unlike Eurofags, we actually want the police to control our terrorist issues
Holy shit a fijindian user
Bula cuzzy
And a ooga booga to you
that beachfront is usually connected to huge land mass you can escape to
not a country that is literally beachfront on all sides and the size of a football pitch, retard
>indian
nope, native
You do know that Tuvalu is a member of the Commonwealth right?
*an
Stick to your abos you lazy aussie.
Wew lad, how did the insurrection against the government go when the indians grabbed power.
I feel for you losses as a people. Fiji for fijians.
Pacific islanders are way too obese to fight you for it anyway.
How much would it cost to charter a large vessel for a few weeks?
Hello Tulivian Internet Defence Force
Careful, we have a citadel.
Did they ever respond?
How did that whole mahogany plantation thing end up resolving?
whos to say the new government wouldn't be a part of it as well. I don't believe its like the UN where all countries protect the others. Although I admit I am not familiar
I too want to know this. Currymunchers taking over rip
we can build a slim jim factory and make them all work there.
You can't invade first world countries, the military is too strong.
>not iceland at lest
how would all whites migrate to a tiny shithole ready to be nuked?
Tuvalans would rek you desu
sounds like we have a blueprint
Ye Stick to the northern hemisphere you cauctards
Climate deniers on a island doomed by the sea level rise.
bbc.com
It's a pretty good idea, indeed.
Idk, the guy who wrote that was probably too much of a pussy to even send the email
Pacific Islands are under the protectorate of Australia and New Zealand armed forces. You can't just invade.
We need to get a polynesia island that will WORSHIP whites.
Like, Maylasia.
is fiji water really from fiji?
NASA's own data reveal that worldwide ocean levels have been falling for nearly two years, dropping from a variation of roughly 87.5mm to below 85mm. This data clearly contradicts the false narrative of rapid, never-ending rising ocean levels that flood continents and drown cities.
I'm pretty sure Tuvalu has a defense contract with Australia. If we invade we all die
man that shit came from the tap down the street.
invade madagascar
the only island capable of sustaining a real nation and enough far away to be left alone
>NZSAS
fuck, get rekt son. Best SAS in the world.
Don't even think about fucking with Tuvalu, these niggers have the worlds largest nuclear arsenal. come on now
We've been through this already...
We tried this before and it went no where.
Considering the fact that Tuvalu is part of the UN if it gets invaded others will defend it
who be fucking shit up, tuvalu be fucking shit up.
The population is too high, we can't control them effectively.
...
anything is posible
provoque a civil war
they kill each other or they flee
>control
oh boy
wherever we go there will be no natives left. we have to kill or deport them. we have to learn from the idiot Spaniard's mistakes of trying to control natives.
Yeah. Australia is the first to obliterate us
t. Cletus
cleansed, don't listen to anyone telling you otherwise. your grandkids will thank you.
...
>causing america to extradite its citizens from the middle of the ocean and charge them with war crimes because they shot up a tourist bar in micronesia
We need an island chain, not a single island. It's the only way this larp can succeed.
...
We doing this again?
It's not sinking. They're selling all of their sand. A lot of Island nations are doing this, then blaming the "erosion" on global warming and demanding money from 1st world countries for their "damn carbon emissions." It's a SCAM.
"Tuvalu maintains close relations with Fiji, New Zealand, Australia, Japan, South Korea, Taiwan, the United States of America, the United Kingdom and the European Union."
-Wikipedia
The KKK already tried this and failed.
we must accept that Tuvalu is our destiny, we must manifest.
A quick search on Wikipedia suggests Tuvalu is a constitutional monarchy whose monarch is... Queen Elizabeth II. You might not face resistance from the islanders, but you'd get crushed by the Royal Navy.
The Sentinelese Tribe is just a bunch of niggers still in the stone age that try to kill anyone that comes on their shores. There are a couple thousand of them at most.
An army of 100 men in kevlar body armor suits with automatic weapons should wipe them out.
I remember the Tuvalu threads. Fuck Tuvalu and fuck the TIDF.
2 dozen tops could wipe em all out
Too large, someone would defend them.
>TIDF
It was literally just the Prime Minister and his son
kek
Yeah so we're fucked basically
How about we park a few party boats by Tuvalu and call it a flotilla?
holy shit
this world really is interesting
>stormfront
>david duke
>kkk
>1981
holy fucking shit
I want to colonize them and erect a giant gold crucifix on their island. Those cannibal savages should be exterminated to make way for civilization.
There was no widely used internet to organize on a large enough scale.