Why ISIS don't jihad Brazil?

Why ISIS don't jihad Brazil?

because a bomb destroying a few buildings would increase property value in Brazil

It'd be like shitting on a massive pile of shit.

We are irrelevant
We had 2 major events 2 years apart with bad security and nothing happened.

Because you're the model image of what ISIS wants Western white countries to become.

Brazil is tougher than ISIS.

A christian and muslim hating country?

we actually do a good job of intercepting them. One muslim tried to come from the french colony in the olympics, and they got them.

Same reason they don't go ham on the Congo despite it being filled with Christians and RIGHT FUCKING THERE from a geographical standpoint.

They want to destroy something that matters.

Well you guys didn't bomb the shit out of the middle east....could be part of it.

Because the Atlantic is bigger than the Mediterranean

I was actually thinking "a poverty-ridden shithole full of mongrels", but you are right about them wanting to either turn our nations against Christ, or start another holy war altogether.
Somehow, I don't recall Germany and France being very involved in the War on Terror.

Kek

Because the Illuminati have other plans for Brazil.

Not to mention, Russia being Jihad-free for the most part, despite them bombing ragheads on a daily basis.
It's almost as if countries that import a lot of muds see an increase in terrorism. Hmm...

Germany and France were in the middle East with us. Russia was as well but on the other side of the fight. Doesn't make them wrong either. We backed the wrong horse a few times.

>a poverty-ridden shithole full of mongrels
Like the USA?

>Somehow, I don't recall Germany and France being very involved in the War on Terror
Both of them are very involved. France bombed Libya and Mali, and Germany sells weapons to the Syrian "opposition"

>Russia being Jihad-free for the most part
Russia has suffered many terrorist attacks, and some of them had a pretty high death toll

Brazil IS the plan

The Snackbars are afraid of monkey-eaters.

eh, I'd rather the fame of poverty. keep it that way pls, i dont want no economy imigrants flooding the country, and so does the population.

Because Brazil jihads itself already