Reminder that:
>americans don't use the metric system
>americans have calendars where the week begins on sunday
>americans grade with letters and +/- instead of numbers
>americans use a 12 hour clock with AM/PM
>americans call handegg "football"
Do they enjoy being inefficient or something? Defend this shit burgers.
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>When you reach the moon, you can talk shit about how we do measurements.
>Starts and ends on the weekend.
>Do you really not understand grading percentile ranks and how they translate to letter grades?
>oh em gee its 18 o'clock
>We kick the ball with our feet as well as pass and run with it.
B-but le handegg meme
>literally no one cares about checkered sphere kick game.
Perfect response.
your country is in need of culturally enrichment
OP BTFO
autism rule america. literally
>USA most productive nation on earth
>inefficient
These 2 things are not the same.
>aquafresh
>A fukken leaf
Nasa uses metric you little penis bitch.
Reminder that these threads are cancer...
sage goes in all fields
literally entire europe + south america are deicated to football
>inb4 american doesn't care so it must apply to the entire world
your country is a joke and the entire world is laughing at you while you are yelling "AMERICA #1 GET FUCK EUROFAGS XDDDD"
>france
not an argument try again burger-chan
>The state of Europe trying to criticize anyone
Reminder to all Europeon posters:
Americans do not give a flying fuck about your old world shit holes. You can't even speak freely. You're military is so shit you rely on the U.S.'s "totally not using your country as a vassal" military to protect you. You freely accept migrants replacing your culture without a fight. You take orders from the eternal failures of earth, European-born Germans and thr fucking French.
Americans will never give a shit about you because we are a self reliant country who has no time for people who won't even lift a finger to help themselves.
>Americans have guns
>Still manage to become 54% White
Really makes you think
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If our country is a joke your (((nation))) is Amy fucking Schumer.
your ((((nation)))) was created by french and english ppl in the first place you mongoloid.
>americans still delude themselves into thinking they have full free speech
>france
Waaaaaaaaay better than what you have.
Deny the holocaust to a police officer, Kraut. I dare you.
not an argument
>france
Let's not get ahead of ourselves - mainly British people. France was just there to rape the land of beaver pelts and give us a big, copper statue.
>france
Still, without Lafayette's army, the independentists would have never been able to win against GB. Love your country guys, but this "america is the only good country on earth everybody who disagree with us is a commie" mentality should stop
>france
>france
why europeans and americans hate each other on Sup Forums it doesnt make sense
>"america is the only good country on earth everybody who disagree with us is a commie"
You're the only one with that perspective. Also, France's interest in the American Revolution was France, not America. Had GB won, you guys would have been FUCKED.
Hello there, South Great Britain. Learning English won't be real easy, but it's a lot easier to speak than that silly slurring you call speech.
They do all of these things to remind you that you are not American.
>Metric system is communist.
>America is a Christian nation as such Sunday is the first day of the week.
>Grading with letter rather than numbers. Its arbitrary don't you think?
>12 hour clock is just as easy to understand as 24 hour.
>Handegg is called football because it was the term used to differentiate it from soccer which was the original term used by Europeans until the mid 20th century. Also American football is called such because the football they use is of similar shape to a rugby football.
euro girls are all smelly
I'd smell that euro girl
Sure USA did D-DAY for freedom's sake, not at all for marshall plan and cultural conquest of europe.
and American girls are all niggers
>America gets the "World Series" and the "Super Bowl"
>Europe only shares a "World Cup" every 4 years with monkeys and arabs
Enjoy your cup.
Holy moly. Added to my cute girls folder.
she smells like rotten sausages and stale beer
wow mean. swaylor tift is american
look netherlands i know it doesnt seem like america can abuse you i mean your in europe right... wrong. your some nowheres vil piece of shit. america could erase every last man woman and child and nobody would even notice. we try that with japan the weebs would know within a week. we do it to you it might be a year before any one starts asking questions and we could just put fat asses from wisconson there and nobody would notice
turn all you faggots into dog food and sell that dog food to romania.
Based toothpaste speaks the truth, you burgers are actually retarded.
>based toothpaste
The week does begin on Sunday you fucking nitwit.
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I never mentioned D-Day. You're welcome, by the way. German is harder to speak than English. You're welcome. Regardless of America's motivations, you're welcome. We lost a lot of lives for you to keep speaking that ridiculous overly-inflected language. Also, in Germany, deodorant is required. We saved each and every Frenchman like five bucks every three weeks on deodorant by rescuing you from your surrender to Germany. You're welcome.
we've got more important stuff to worry about than this you retarded faggot
saged
>americans don't have foreskin
I'll bet she doesn't FEEL like rotten sausages and stale beer.
>your country is a joke and the entire world is laughing at you
we don't think about you at all
Yeah it does bro
shes still smelly
Whatever you say cheese eating surrender monkey
This. America does what it wants, mind your business op.
I prefer all these systems, except for no metric.
That's dumb.
SLIDE THREAD.
>be american
>wake up and pour a bowl of High-Fructose Sugar Clumps™
>drive to work in my Chevy super truck 3000 that handles like I'm driving a king size bed
>listen to some true blue american hood culture on the radio
>drop daughter to Tyrone and Jamal's for morning reparations before school
>pick up my morning coffee (long black with 1 shot of coffee and 3 shots of caramel syrup, room temperature)
>sit in traffic for 2 hours
>remember I need to stop at the strip mall because its my day to pick up the glazed donuts for work
>park car, Dacquan knocks on the car window
>get shot
>it takes Dacquans whole gang to drag me from my car
>shart as my body hits the pavement
>Hernandez steals wallet from my dying body
>everyone claps at the funeral
Reminder that America is economically, culturally, and militarily the most powerful nation on earth by far.
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sure thing my moorish friend
Good goy
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>Americans don't use the metric system
Actually that depends
this
why are you so worried about what we do? if your country is capable of standing on its own two feet you shouldn't give a shit what others do. faggot
Pretty close as far as the government is concerned.
Monopolistic communications conglomerates are hurting that though. Like if ma bell could cut the phone lines of antitrust lawyers.
>>americans don't use the metric system
The metric system is daf.
What's the point?
You have 10 fingers so it's easier to add things?
You go around needing to convert units in your head every day with no calculator because of your job - um - I dunno.
You can't understand the reason that numbers like "12" are much easier to work with than "10" in real life things you do? Like dividing things into portions?
I can plug my nose.
Haha. Metric isn't second-nature to me, so it'd suck to change, but it is more logical.
>America steals half of its country from mexico bc manifest destiny fuck your shrunken euro countries
>hmm where did all these mexicans come from?
>LEL TAKEOVER 54%
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My Chevy super truck 3000 corners better than your mule.
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>france
>Americans are also majority religious cucks
Wow it's almost like they are mentally weak or something
>Be american
>Get pryed from mother's womb by doctor who is halfway through a 48 hour shift
>Rushed off to the next room to have my genitals mutilated
>Grow up in broken family, raised by television and rap music
>Brutal public school system destroys any remaining chance at self worth or happiness
>All manufacturing jobs are gone, join the military
>Shipped out to the sandbox for 30k a year to fight the jewish wars
>Come home
>Damaged American male psyche has developed in to full blown PTSD and schizophrenia
>Beat wife, get divorced
>Blow head off with shotgun aged 30
Plus, it's pretty awesome.
if you prefer to not smell the unaltered scent you're gay
>American calendars don't start with Sunday
Most every calendar and schedule I've ever seen began with Sunday
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The metric system is a symbol of globalization and Marxist. Think of the arguments most non-Americans use to justify it and the smug condescending tone they always have and you'll see what I mean. 'Pffft Americans and their backwards imperial system...don't they realize everywhere else in the world uses Metric?' You could practically sub in the phrase gun control or socialism for imperial system and it would be flawless
The metric system is good for measuring out tiny little science stuff or whathaveyou....but in terms of everyday life Imperial is better. This is because imperial relates to man and his body...you can relate far better to it. A foot...a yard....its easier to picture the length of your back yard in terms of yards because it is approximately the length of a normal man's step. What exactly is a meter in relation to? Imperial is the personal....the individual. Metric is dehumanizing and relates only to itself...a plot to make man conform to global measurement rather than measurement conform to man
>moortugal
look netherlands i know it doesnt seem like america can abuse you i mean your in europe right... wrong. your some nowheres vil piece of shit. america could erase every last man woman and child and nobody would even notice.
No you can't, you say that but will never happen. Only bigtalk as always faggot.
>economically
Enjoy your dumbshit gun society, goy
Soldiers don't make 30k a year.
How can somebody write this poorly?
Don't feed the ignorant fellow burger. Our time is coming, prepare, be silent, and wait.
>Be Portuguese
...what do the Portuguese do, anyway?
>Cut off hands in Africa
Fuck, I don't know. Everything Portugal-related is ancient history. I'm surprised you guys are still there.
Do you have running water there? We even have toilets that flush our poo far away from us using magic powers.
>mfw there are americans genuinaly defending their ZOG (zionist occupational government)
>France
one thing I generally think America is right on is temperature.
>but celsius makes sense because of boiling point!
Ok, and how does it make sense for the human body? it doesn't.
It has too little variation and every degree becomes important oh its only 30? cool, but omg its 32!? now its hot!
Meanwhile Fahrenheit allows people to accurate depict how hot or cold they are.
70 degrees? warm, not hot
80? getting hotter, but bearable
90? its hot
100? FUCK
Works the same way with cold.
50 degrees? can be chilly, consider sleeves or a light jacket
40? Jacket confirmed
30? Its cold
20? colder
10? very cold
0? freezing balls
below zero? stay inside
Celsius sacrifices all of that scale just to have nice smooth boiling and freezing points. Which isn't very practical or efficient for humans when you think about it.
Jews created the global systems that every other country uses.
Americans holding onto IMPERIAL systems is actually a rebellion against Jews. In this case its the rest of the world that is Jewed.
>the whole world uses our new Jew system
>that means American are dumb!
>haha and they are also Jews, yeah!
does that really make sense to you?
>france
We just aren't used to it. It's just a scale, same as what we use, but with fewer increments placed at intervals we aren't used to.
NASA uses the metric system you dumbfag
You dont produce anything btw.
>Dual measurements system led to loss of NASA orbiter
>Don't care about calendars do whatever you want
>Numbers are still more precise
>No practical difference
>Kicking is a minimal amount of the action in american football
>Kicking is a minimal amount of the action in american football
But running is a big part. If we could just drive the ball to the goal, it'd be called carball, asshole. Language isn't really your thing, is it?