Brit/pol/ - "her" edition

>Toppling statues? Here’s why Nelson’s column
should be next
unvis.it/www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2017/aug/22/toppling-statues-nelsons-column-should-be-next-slavery

>Conservatives were just 533 votes from Commons majority
unvis.it/ft.com/content/07e75438-836d-11e7-a4ce-15b2513cb3ff

>UK General Election 2017: 1.8 million Scots votes 'wasted'
unvis.it/bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-scotland-politics-40991615

>Quantitative easing is like heroin, says former Treasury official
unvis.it/theguardian.com/business/2017/aug/21/quantitative-easing-heroin-treasury-lord-macpherson-qe-financial-crash

>‘Scandal’ as £3.6bn handed to three firms
unvis.it/yorkshirepost.co.uk/news/scandal-as-3-6bn-handed-to-three-firms-1-8714156

>“It was like a religious ceremony”: What happened at Big Ben’s final bong?
unvis.it/newstatesman.com/politics/uk/2017/08/it-was-religious-ceremony-what-happened-big-ben-s-final-bong

>UK Supermarket ‘Sold Sausages and Ham Infected With Hepatitis’
unvis.it/novinite.com/articles/182502/UK Supermarket ‘Sold Sausages and Ham Infected With Hepatitis’

>Brexit: UK publishes more EU negotiation plans
unvis.it/bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-40997985

>Prince Charles's popularity slumps to new low ahead of anniversary of Diana's death
unvis.it/uk.news.yahoo.com/prince-charless-popularity-slumps-new-low-ahead-anniversary-dianas-death-103834088.html

>Tony Blair should be prosecuted over Iraq war, high court hears
unvis.it/theguardian.com/politics/2017/jul/05/tony-blair-should-be-prosecuted-over-iraq-war-high-court-hears

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First for getting fucked up and reading some Nick Land

second for smoking a phat doobers

Second for pulling my tadger

went down the wikipedia rabbit hole lads. I was stuck in it for over an hour. The only thing that made me stop was my jew detection system.

can't even remember where I started or why, but near the end I was reading up on biology, human subspecies etc.

I read a sentence about some fossils being found between the years 45,000 to 40,000 B.P.

Have you ever heard of B.P. before?

>Before Present (BP) years is a time scale used mainly in geology and other scientific disciplines to specify when events occurred in the past. Because the "present" time changes, standard practice is to use 1 January 1950 as the commencement date of the age scale, reflecting the fact that radiocarbon dating became practical in the 1950s.

fucking maximum euphoria right here.
so literally a bunch of fedora tipping faggots didn't want to have any mention of Christ, and so instead decided to pick an arbitrary date, and subsequently call it "Present". But 1950 is now in the past. And these idiots are dealing in 10's and 100's of thousands of years, yet 1950 isn't even an easy round number like 0 is

And then of course, I'm sure everyone knows about "B.C.E. and C.E."

>dude keep the same dates but change "Before Christ" to "Before Common(or Current) Era" and "user Domini" to "Common (or Current) Era"

>"Common Era" became more widely used in the mid-19th century by Jewish academics. In the later 20th century, the use of CE and BCE was popularized in academic and scientific publications, and more generally by authors and publishers wishing to emphasize secularism or sensitivity to non-Christians
>In the 200 years between 1808 and 2008 the ratio of usage of BCE to BC has increased by about 20% and CE to AD by about 50%, primarily since 1980
>In 2002, England and Wales introduced the BCE/CE notation system into the official school curriculum.

Keep an eye out whenever you come across a date, and you'll see how kiked every fucking aspect of our civilisation really is.

I want to make a dark, dreary British independent film about Eddie's life.

how did you lose "her" lads?

think im going to crack open the alcohol i have a feeling the next couple of threads are going to get deep

Who would play him?

Danny dyer as Eddie.

I kill Pakis.

Johnny Vegas

Are you even old enough to drink?

One already exists

Hello Pajeet

Who?

kek

What's on tonight's menu?

Sigh, my kitter is on deaths door, took her to the vets to make sure she wasn't in pain, thankfully she isn't, but I've been informed that she will be lucky if she sees the weekend, was planning on keeping off the booze but life is a cruel mistress

Fucked up on smack. One time we were having an argument and she keeled over. Rang an ambulance then left her lying there while I went in the bathroom for a dig. I'm married now but I still think about her...

Paddy Considine as Eddie
Jenna Coleman as German Gf
Alexander Skarsgard as New German bf
Brian Blessed as Eddies Dad

I had an argument that ended with me being sent to the Principal because I used AD and the woman had a rant at me about inclusivity or some bollocks. It might also have had something to do with the fact I'd not long before been sent to her for moaning about the "Multicultural Centre" students.

I miss college; they didn't like me but I was one of the top students so I could get away with more than I deserved.

>tfw can't stop drinking cider
It's just so tasty lads.

...

>Barry chuckle as Eddie

I would legit punch that cunt in the face, he sent us all copies of his "autobiography" in afghan, not sure if you've read it, (I've read the first chapter) but he sent out a box of books telling guys in a literal war zone how hard he is for living in east London, didnt go down to well.
what was so special about her?

some tins i think is all ive got in the fridge

How old is Eddie? How old are all the tripmongs actually.

29

Matt lucas as eddie
Eddie izzard as preggo gf

Fucking loled

29

He's a tosser.

...

She picked the lock

Post pics of pussy.

>hello, GCHQ ?

Must be in his late 20s or in his 30s
Rightly was in his mid 20s
Meme Merchant was just doing his A levels so no more than 19
God knows what age Pubes is

I don't understand how all the people who write autobiographies these days can do it. How they can have the ego to think their boring fucking lives are worth reading about is beyond me.

19

I like Natch and Blackthorne and Taunton expedition.

3 pint of expedition and you are FUCKED, so much so that they dont sell it in pints, just halfs.

What are you doing in Uni?

Pubes is around 21...I think.

First off she was beautiful, I mean 10/10. Crazy, but in a good way. She made me laugh. Sometimes I wake up in bed with the missus, and just for a split second before being fully concious I think it's her.

Fuck.

economics
21 or 22 i think yeah

You're a very impressionable young man and you should be careful with whom you spend your time with irl.

Rimmer is 29

I cant say I read it all, but we got a box worth of his autobiography, and it was talking about how rough LANDAN was and how he was a hardman, obvs it didnt go down to well with lads whos jobs it was to find IED's in Helmand, Ross Kemp was sound though.

>Decide to go for a walk
>Somehow end up at the hospital
>Notice that the nursery I went to around 21 years ago is right around the corner
>Remember the frame on the wall in my parents house which was a graduation thing from it
>It was a little poem that ended with "please come back and visit"
>Walk round the corner to see it's flattened
>Jump over the wall and walk onto the empty site
>Turns out it was shut down and demolished only last year
>Finally returned after all those years

Did it count lads?

youtube.com/watch?v=Ecurpcghs0c
Brendan Fraser would actually make a good Eddie I think

hot

YKTD was mid 20s

Coin.

I was shocked in WH Smith the other day that Milly Dowler's sisters book is number 8 in the charts.

but woman love peado rape murder books, all woman mags are about rape etc

>Taunton expedition

I wonder what age Designated Leftist was

Guess we'll never know

my friends from home and uni are different sort of people so thankfully I have a good balance of personalities. cheers but I'm not impressionable, probably near the opposite. from how i grew up in primary and secondary, there were many different and bad roads I would've and could've easily gone down. however I did not.

You tried the kopparberg fruit Ciders? I thought it was faggot juice at first but it's like your tongue being fellated by an angel

Not Bomber Rimmer is a massive cock gobbler

Eddie's 25
Rightly's 21
WN's 18
YKTD's 53
Caesar's 12
Steerpike's 27

>Guess we'll never know
meh

-=+=-Official brit/pol/ poster tiers-=+=-

>*Gone but not forgotten tier*
YKTD
Designated Leftist
Rightly So

>*Tfw when your to inteligent for this general tier*
Eddie
WN

>*Based virgin tier*
n/a

>*Irrelevant virgin tier*
Steerpike
Preuße

>*Faggot virgin tier*
Meme merchant

>*Guest posters tier*
Anonymongs

>*Nigger faggot cuck cunt tier*
C O P E

>*Suspiciously popular tier*
Not Bomber Rimmer

>leftist

15?

Whats happened to all the tripfags did they all get v&?

That he is.

>Kopparberg
>Not Rekorderlig

Eddie is 29

Should I be visiting Boer War Memorials and South African monuments? I've seen a few articles now un-ironically calling for Nelson's statue to fall.

guess no one cared enough to ask

>but woman love peado rape

Almost every girl I've ever gone out with has ordered that stuff.

I might try it, but not when anyone's around.

sometimes i think we pushed the lefty liberal too far

>(((are tomeh))) is posting about birthrates
is he turning into a ethno?

How did you come to those conclusions.

They've all retreated to their secret Discord channel.

>going through old britpols and seeing rightly mong talking shit and acting hard

>Tfw he literally started crying about anxiety and panic attacks before killing himself

(you)

Who?

>friends through primary school leave me behind at secondary
>friend from secondary leave me behind now
>10 years every time

Can I be arsed making friends for the next decade? I dunno.

Ezra Levant redpilled him on the JQ he's right on the cusp

that woman was obviously baiting for tv and radio time and shekels

>Caesar Salah doesn't even make the list.

my "she" was maybe 7/10, blonde hair blue eyed, when she had a drink she used to put the cellophane from fag packets between her fingers and recite Hitler quotes (apparently it replicates his odd accent and recording equipment), she'd been with one (german) man before and found them boring, so she took to hanging around a town of 3,000 british soldiers. somehow she went home with me and we became a couple. Traditional German family, saw pictures of her uncle fighting Turks in 1960's...
Then I got drunk
Then I did stupid things
Then we split
Now she has gone
Now I'm here...
I miss her so much,

Most of us never had genuine friends at school. People just felt pity for me.

We don't have a Discord channel.

Put a next to Rightly and Designated to indicate their fates.

yes lad thats how you pull through it. you got any friends at the moment? from work or anything

>nelson
Never going to happen. If they couldn't get Rhodes, they have no chance.

I was the quite popular class clown type. I was shit scared of the cool kids though and used to be quiet when they were near/in my lesson.

...

heartbroken

Yes apparently she has a book out next month so a lot of people think she has done this to get attention.

His scrap with Pubes was the most foolish and pointless thing I've seen him do. Pubes is a bona fide cunt but you cannot out-shitpost him. Rightly should have stuck to delivering the papers and he'd have avoided all this controversy.

I laughed.

>but it's like your tongue being fellated by an angel

More like Stinky Steve's bellend rolling accross your tounge, you fruity drinking poof

You keep saying that but it won't make it any less true.

A-Aren't we your f-friends?

Who?

Why is your trip turned off tonight lad?

lmao, this delusional list. Not Bomber Rimmer isn't suspiciously popular, he is just conventionally popular.

What flag does pube post under nowadays havent seen him for a few

They still haven't nicked you for evasion? Pretty impressive desu.

Like I've said before, visit them when we go to stop the leftist faggots.