WARNING: Lots of profanity below!
I’m so fucking sick and tired of assholes assuming that they know anything about Joseph Smith, Jr. or about me and why we did what we did.
Did I write The Sealed Portion of the Book of Mormon?
Well, OF COURSE I did!
The words were written, weren’t they?
They didn’t write themselves, did they?
OF COURSE I WROTE IT!
I am the AUTHOR and PROPRIETOR (owner) of the book.
So, all you blind, deaf, and lame LDS/Mormons and you Mormon critics, who continue to believe that Joseph Smith, Jr. did not write the Book of Mormon, or that he did, look at the original, 1830, first publication of the Book of Mormon. What does it say?
It says: BY JOSEPH SMITH JUNIOR, AUTHOR AND PROPRIETOR.
OF COURSE WE WROTE THE BOOKS! Someone had to.
But what neither of us will EVER deny … well, Joseph can’t deny anything because he’s fucking DEAD, but while alive he never did … but what I will NEVER deny is where the words that I wrote came from, which then presents reasonable doubt if I ACTUALLY wrote them, but I DID WRITE THEM …. duh.
The way that the Book of Mormon and its sealed portion were written is simple to explain:
Soon there will be smartphone apps that will allow one to take a picture of any language, of any source, and give one an interpretation of that language immediately.
What’s so far-fetched about someone making up a few “gold plates,” inscribing them with some “ancient reformed … whatever” marks that look like etched hieroglyphics, then creating an app for a smart phone that will translate the marks into whatever words they want to program into the app?
So listen up, you unbelieving pieces of shit that condemn me and Joseph for telling the fucking truth!