Why do they do this?

They know it sounds made up AF but they still post this shit anyway

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The only people who voted for Trump are rural and suburban retards.

City people all voted for Hillary.

Just like the time that the muslim girl on the NYC subway was suddenly "surrounded by a bunch of white guys who were chanting Trump, Trump, Trump" who then "ripped off her hijab"

Turned out to be another lie

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kunt u ff oprotten alstu

They never learn

The new shill pasta. Nice.

it was her turn!

Urban is a keyword for niggers and nigger lovers

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>inb4 it turns out he was 8 years old

Hispanic is a racist term.

CALL HIM A RACIST!!!! ILLEGAL IMMIGRATION IS NOT LIMITED TO HISPANICS!!!!! ILLEGAL IS NOT A RACE!!!!!!! WHAT A RACIST!!!!!

>the media as always, calling Mexicans "Hispanic"

I'm so touched by this
#impeachhimnow

Better that than what she would have got from her own community

They're, though, just like you and all your subhuman spanish speaking brothers.

Trump won the top three income brackets.

She won the urban poor.

don't forget all those
>my 10 year old kid just came storming into the kitchen and cried about being a transgender perodactyl and he complained about being subjected to literally trump hilter
posts

they're the truest cancer i've ever seen

>77
Sorry kek, not falling for that

They are fucking kikes, if they can exaggerate the fuck out of the Holocaust, and deny the Ukranian genocide, they know they can say anything.

A better question would be how does a playboy reporter get WH press credentials?

A young Hispanic boy recognized his press credentials? And not only that but made the association that he reports on the President? Bullshit.

I was reporting a story, and a young Trump supporter asked me why I hated him. I emptied my bowels in shock. Shaken to the very core... And it was beautiful.

then right after, a young muslim savant told him what time it was with his homemade clock

playboy was once a pretty based paper m8

but with playboy its like everywhere, mr heffner doesn't trust the perveted idiots that surround him so he gives his work to his daughters

Met a young 45yo transmuslim black hispanic on my way to work and I told him to fuck off back to his country
He said he voted trump even if he's not american because "fuck niggers"

who the fuck goes around town with their press pass on that little plastic necklace ? in this day and age when a name can be used to find a address

seems like you would take it off and put it in your pocket after you leave a press conference. thats just me though

These assholes just love to exploit kids. Fucking scumbag liar

>Fucking scumbag liar
How in the name of heavens could you suggest such a thing?
youtube.com/watch?v=4n2drH1kSMQ

I met a young white boy the other day. He saw my maga hat and asked why mexicans beheaded his family.

Niggers voted against Trump. You side with niggers whose native language is clicks, you fucking inbred hick.

>suspiciously opinionated eight year old
>straw bigot that is subdued by a verbal trouncing
>bystanders that all stand up and applaud faggotry

Why do blue check marks all have the same imaginary friends?

Met a young British boy while riding the trolley. Saw my press credentials and asked me "why does Parliament hate me?"

for the likes and RTs, obvi. all they care about is going viral. that's all that matters

The (((media))) asks what they want people to think about and answers the (((questions))) that you need to know.

KEK, obvious lie, but just thinking about a little brown boy saying that with a tear fills me with hope

parasites and worthless layabouts

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Funny thing is this used to be something the Right did,15 years ago. Anyone else remember getting one of those retarded email forwards about Muslims in Walmart saying we deserved 9/11? The the staidly vet would step in and explai. To them why they were wrong.

lol

Its well known farmers, truck drivers and Russians voted for Trump. Specialist such as programmers, bankers, marketing people they all voted Clinton.

fuck farmers, they shouldn't even get to vote.

Yeah fuck off /leftypol/

>AYYY ORALE DONDE ESTA EL PUESTO DE NACHOS NESESITO ENERGIAS PARA CONSTRUIR EL MURO
Whatever.

Joe the plumber.

HERESY! Each society has its own word for HERESY!

Communists called all HERESY! fascism.

Fascist Italy called all HERESY! Communism.

Today, the Politically Correct tyranny calls HERESY! "Hate!"

They call people who speak HERESY! names.

You Political Correctness fanatics are playing a very old game.

When you scream HERESY! aka Hate! at people who disagree with you, it says nothing about the point we make.

But it tells us ALL about YOU ANTI-WHITES.

My 8 year old this morning woke up and asked me "Why is Drumpf so bad? Why does Drumpf want to kill all gay people and turn is into Nazi Germany?" I then told him the truth, "Drumpf is part of an international cabal of lizard people who wants to take over the universe." My 8 year old then started a campaign to impeach Drumpf with the hashtag #ImpeachDrumpf on twitter. His tweets reached over 1 million retweets and likes.

They saved us the favor of collecting them all, we can just turn the liberal cities into death camps.

Was the boy 9 years old?

>implying anyone cares if you have press credentials

It's like having a cross around your neck no one is gonna be like "wow is that a crucifix???"

That would be fake. Xer dad would stab xer before Trump

Not new. You clearly are.

oh look, no evidence
typical bias media

urban cores = nigger ghettos

The majority of college-educated whites voted for Trump.

Not the first time, certainly won't be the last.

>Was he 9 years old? Because it's usually 9 year olds who share that kind of insight.
Lmao

Le Hispanic boy. Goddamn why do you even let these jews play their games. Hispanic is not a real thing, are people from spain officially niggers now? I didn't notice, did you also go back in time and have Irish be a seperate race.

PS did spanish settlers fuck locals to create hispanics have these people just been in the sun to long.
PSS are Italians niggers too now?

>rural and suburban retards
You mean the proletariats that you commies claim to stand for?

white wymon in social studies is le college grad

if mexicans (and other minorities) think trump hates them, it's the media's fault, not trump's. it's like all those legal immigrants who were worried about being deported after trump won. trump never has had the plan to deport legal immigrants. complete media scaremongering to tilt the election.

"I bumped into a young black man on his way to the library to return books for all the young men in his housing project. He had a list of new books to check out that was a mile long. He turned to me and said that if we can learn to use our minds to fight then we can make trump and white supremacy history. To be honest I got choked up."

What else you got Sup Forums show me your meme!!!!!

>non-whites with college degrees actually voted more in favor of Trump than non-white no degree

Even if it's only 2%, it's still 10% more than I would have thought.

I've read greentexts here that were more convincing.

>Brazil is not hispanic!

kek

Democrats will sweep the next election. Republican communities will die out as we liberal big city people use our superior education and intellect to make robots that take over their crappy jobs, and the working class white culture that voted for racism will be forever gone.

Rural and suburban retards voted for Drumpf. Progressive city people all voted for Hillary. #resist

>Democrats will sweep the next election

mental illness. Social media doesnt help. As much as I like this hellhole, I would be fine with the internet going down. Think of all the narcissists who would literally kill themselves in social media withdrawal.

kek, underrated

VERY nice 10/10

Met a middle aged journalist while riding the metro. I commented on his press credentials and he asked me "why does my wife cuck me?" I told him that 19 intelligence agencies assert with a high degree of confidence that he has never given his wife an orgasm. Sources familiar with his wife's thinking tell me that he is prone to premature ejaculation and suffers with impotence and a micropenis.
I'll be expecting my Pulitzer any day now.

On the site My Posting Career (mpcdot.com) they have a whole collection of these libshit fantasy stories under the title "Shit that never happened", stuff along the lines of

>"and then I told him that I was really a transsexual woman and that he was a bigot whose time had passed"
>"and then the entire restaurant burst into applause and the owner shook my hand"

>a little boy understood the legitimacy of my wisdom through his acknowledgement of my press cridentials

What the fuck is wrong with reporters

He's getting fuckin rekt
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I wrote a script today and made you a thing Sup Forums

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The press is the resistence!!!

>when I told her that Donald Trump wanted to stab her eyes out

>City people all voted for Hillary.

that's why she lost you 0/5 bait

Oh yeah right, like anyone sees someone else's press credentials and thinks "this guy must be a wise man, surely he knows the answers to my problems!" Get fuckt, faggot "journalist".

Broke people and niggers live in cities. Cities are dirty, cramped, stinky, and crime ridden. Suburbs are where smart and wealthy people live.

I take: shit that never happened for 500

where was this? I see a leaf on the uniform

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Checked, BUSTIN MAKES ME FEEL GOOD

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>Wasserman Schultz' ex-IT aide indicted on 4 counts, including bank fraud and conspiracy against the USA
>FBI re-opens case relating to the Clinton-Lynch tarmac meeting
>Signed the Forever GI Bill - improved college aid for veterans - removal of the 15 year use or lose limit
>Trump administration shut down Obama-era program that gave illegal Central American minors temporary legal status
>Trump DOJ ends Obama-era "Operation Chokepoint" - program that unfairly targeted gun dealers
>Increasing the power of the US Cyber Command - more resources to fight cyberspace threats
>US pork exports going back to Argentina for the first time since 1992
>First US shipment of oil has landed in India (SUPERPOWER BY 2020)

Not really an accomplishment, but also really important

>Federal judge rules against forcing IRS to hand over Trump's tax returns (Fake News BTFO)

>"Executive Order Minimizing the Economic Burden of the Patient Protection and Affordable Care Act"
Signed: Jan. 20, 2017

>"Expediting Environmental Reviews and Approvals for High-Priority Infrastructure Projects"
Signed: Jan. 24, 2017

>"Enhancing Public Safety in the Interior of the United States"
Signed: Jan. 25, 2017

>"Border Security and Immigration Enforcement Improvements"
Signed: Jan. 25, 2017

>"Protecting the Nation From Foreign Terrorist Entry Into the United States"
Signed: Jan. 27, 2017

>"Ethics Commitments by Executive Branch Appointees"
Signed: Jan. 28, 2017

>"Reducing Regulation and Controlling Regulatory Costs"
Signed: Jan. 30, 2017

>"Core Principles for Regulating the United States Financial System"
(particularly important because it prevents future government bailouts with taxpayer money)
Signed: Feb. 3, 2017

>"Task Force on Crime Reduction and Public Safety"
Signed: Feb. 9, 2017

>"Preventing Violence Against Federal, State, Tribal, and Local Law Enforcement Officers"
Signed: Feb. 9, 2017

>"Enforcing Federal Law With Respect to Transnational Criminal Organizations and Preventing International Trafficking"
Signed: Feb. 9, 2016

>"Restoring the Rule of Law, Federalism, and Economic Growth by Reviewing the 'Waters of the U.S.' Rule"
Signed Feb. 28, 2017

>"The Revocation of Federal Contracting Executive Orders"
Signed: March 27, 2017

>"Establishing the President's Commission on Combating Drug Addiction and the Opioid Crisis"
Signed: March 29, 2017

>"Buy American, Hire American"
Signed: April 18, 2017

>"Identifying and Reducing Tax Regulatory Burdens"
Signed: April 21, 2017

>"Promoting Agriculture and Rural Prosperity in America"
Signed: April 25, 2017

>"Enforcing Statutory Prohibitions on Federal Control of Education"
Signed: April 26, 2017

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President Trump Cuts More US Debt for a Longer Period of Time Than Any President in History
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Real gross domestic product increased at an annual rate of 2.6 percent in the second quarter of 2017
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Government spending as percentage of GDP down
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Milestone for Trump: 1 million new jobs in six months
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U.S. has record 6 million job openings, even as 6.8 million Americans are looking for jobs
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Wages rising faster than prices
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Consumer confidence back near 16-year high
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U.S. unemployment hits lowest level since 2001
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Summer Youth Unemployment Falls to Lowest Level Since 1969
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Black Unemployment at Lowest Level in 17 Years
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Stock market at record breaking highs

Lowest number of people on food stamps in 7 years

Checked

>libshit fantasy stories under the title "Shit that never happened"

I was wrong, it's called "Not Always Right: Not Ever True":

mpcdot.com/forums/topic/6603-not-always-right-not-ever-true/

Trump Signs Bill to Extend Veterans Choice Program
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Trump Administration Streamlines Veteran Medical Records
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White House to launch veterans' complaint hotline
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President Donald J. Trump visits VA and signs executive order 'Improving
Accountability and Whistleblower Protection at the Department of Veterans Affairs’
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VA fires more than 500 feds under Trump, even before new accountability law
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Trump signs VA accountability act into law, promises better care for veterans
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VA expands telehealth access
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How the VA Choice and Quality Employment Act of 2017 may drive civil service reform
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>Sam Hyde shirt
>Not asking "HOW DOES HE KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT?"

Ya, the inner cities. Those places that are infested with some of the most violent and repugnant niggers on earth who haven't worked a day in their life and vote for the next person to promise them free shit. So intelligent.

>"and then the entire restaurant burst into applause and the owner shook my hand"

Jesus fucking christ. These are the people who maintain the status quo. Think about that. This is the state of mind of the people who are the adherents to what is currently being pushed as culturally normal. Thats how fucking off center what is being pushed truly is. Its perpetuated by insane people who live in a fake reality where there are constant payoffs and recognition of their own fairness and virtue.

Its interesting that jews chose to build their strategy around white vanity. I think that speaks to a major flaw in white europeans. So they maybe observed that we were exhibitionists or in constant search of approval...and just changed the morals and let the rest fall into place. I can't tell anymore to be honest. One thing I am certain of is that they definitely built this paradigm and it absolutely serves their own interests.

Instead of trying to prove what we can't we should be proving what is out in the open and obvious about the multicultural double standard they have. Thats real...thats tangible...its observable. All these other theories aren't relatable and don't sound real to the average person.

The running gag there is shitthatneverhappened.txt

Because they are gigantic faggots that need a good ass beating

>2016
Everyone clapped
>2017
Woke 8 year olds