Sup Forums will defend this

>Sup Forums will defend this

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He watched an Adam Ruins Everything episode on tipping!!!

hahahahahahahhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

KEKEKEKEKEL

When I don't tip I actually write "nothing" in the tip line so they can't even try to fudge it and make it a numeral value. Eat shit servers, you should have chosen any other path than the one that requires you to grovel for a living wage.

I've even gotten people fired by showing up with a group that I am known for not tipping at. Then I order nothing and leave before the food arrives. The people I was with will know what I am doing and they will inspect their food. They always find hair in it. They get the manager and make a scene until the server is fired over being petty.

Great times by all. I recommend doing it at buffalo wild wings. They are usually close to a movie theatre so you can go there and get some crab legs and enjoy a decent flick.

First of all crab legs aren't Kosher, secondly I never tip why should I? They make 11 whatever dollars an hour to bring me food? That's not a real job they should be paid $5 an hour for that.
One time I ordered pizza and it was 30 minutes late, I live literally a 20 minute walk from the pizza shop, I don't know how it could take him that long to get me it when I could walk there and get it in less time. anyway I told him I don't want to pay because he was late it's supposed to be free, he told me he was already late 3 times so it will come out his cheque if he's late again, I'm not having it so I called them up and told them what happened. I got the pizza free and I hope he got fired, I never saw him again so it's a good sign

In the States they don't even make minimum wage. The government realizes they (foolishly) rely on the tips over the wages and passed laws so servers make sub-minimum wage, which is supplemented by the tips. In MD they only make like $2.35 or something. Servers are patently retarded.

forgot to add:
If you caringly ask what they get payed after ordering drinks they will probably tell you, under the premise that you are caring and "will look out for them" and give a big fat tip to offset the low wage. They will give you amazing service the entire time.

Then they see the receipt and the giant NOTHING on the tip line, but you're already gone. Its just good fun for everyone.

Iwnij. Wonned. gg.

Looks like a customer copy because the items sold on the receipt are not itemized.

Nice try.