Sup Forums will defend this

>Sup Forums will defend this

lost

He watched an Adam Ruins Everything episode on tipping!!!

hahahahahahahhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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When I don't tip I actually write "nothing" in the tip line so they can't even try to fudge it and make it a numeral value. Eat shit servers, you should have chosen any other path than the one that requires you to grovel for a living wage.

I've even gotten people fired by showing up with a group that I am known for not tipping at. Then I order nothing and leave before the food arrives. The people I was with will know what I am doing and they will inspect their food. They always find hair in it. They get the manager and make a scene until the server is fired over being petty.

Great times by all. I recommend doing it at buffalo wild wings. They are usually close to a movie theatre so you can go there and get some crab legs and enjoy a decent flick.

First of all crab legs aren't Kosher, secondly I never tip why should I? They make 11 whatever dollars an hour to bring me food? That's not a real job they should be paid $5 an hour for that.
One time I ordered pizza and it was 30 minutes late, I live literally a 20 minute walk from the pizza shop, I don't know how it could take him that long to get me it when I could walk there and get it in less time. anyway I told him I don't want to pay because he was late it's supposed to be free, he told me he was already late 3 times so it will come out his cheque if he's late again, I'm not having it so I called them up and told them what happened. I got the pizza free and I hope he got fired, I never saw him again so it's a good sign

In the States they don't even make minimum wage. The government realizes they (foolishly) rely on the tips over the wages and passed laws so servers make sub-minimum wage, which is supplemented by the tips. In MD they only make like $2.35 or something. Servers are patently retarded.

forgot to add:
If you caringly ask what they get payed after ordering drinks they will probably tell you, under the premise that you are caring and "will look out for them" and give a big fat tip to offset the low wage. They will give you amazing service the entire time.

Then they see the receipt and the giant NOTHING on the tip line, but you're already gone. Its just good fun for everyone.

Iwnij. Wonned. gg.

Looks like a customer copy because the items sold on the receipt are not itemized.

Nice try.

Thats a half-truth. If they don't get enough in tips to have made at least minimum wage then the employer must make up the difference.

Oh. Nice. It's good to know I am draining the establishment as well as making the serve staff suffer.

it's for a tavern, so it's more likely that that's the store's copy, but by the time the receipt prints out with the card information, the dollar amount has already been charged so whoever wrote it was just being a whiny cunt

So, he tipped -21 dollars and didn't pay for the meal? I don't get it, how does that work?

Who's going to serve food if they don't get paid for it? It's tips or minimum wage, make up your mind Sup Forums. Someone has to do the job.

>2011
i dunno when adam ruins everything came out cuz i dont watch retard shit but i think it was later than that

It's a dumb joke.

High school kids can do it
$5 an hour is more than enough, and I don't feel bad tipping the kid for their work I appreciate that he's working and not out smoking drugs.
But some Filipino who can't speak English and is 40 years old working for minimum wage? Nah fuck them, first of all it should be legal to NOT pay non whites, secondly I don't care about non whites and how much money they have, they shouldn't have any at all their property not people

Friendly reminder.

>someone has to do the job
They literally don't. The entire server industry should have died after the Great Depression but charitable people made it stay. Those people are now dead and the new crop would rather park curbside and run in to grab food on their way home.

Truly a worse scumbag than hitler.

I remember my ex girlfriend yelling in my face something like "YOU NEVER TIP EITHER" in my face during our break-up when she was listing all the things she hated about me, kek.

Damn right I don't. Fucking whore.

>restaurants
>30-50%
Holy fuck. No. Not unless a blowjob is also given by her majesty.

>20$ at fast food counters
The fuck

>tip jars at fast food counters: 20$
Who edited this?

In California they got minimum wage plus tips fucking whining faggots

b8

>Relitigating your breakup on Sup Forums
Beta cuck.

Genius

>tfw i always tip 5.00-10.00 no matter what because I know what it's like to be poor and working a shitty job like customer service

Those folk don't make anything at all, I got lucky, and I understand that, I don't want my money to be an example of my arrogance and selfishness but rather my compassion and selflessness.

In other words I'm a faggot.

This is the bare minimum. If you tip less than this you're basically jewish.

They get $11.40 an hour here, if you work 40 hours a week that's that's $1,824 a month! A 1,000 square foot apartment in Toronto costs around $900 a month, minus $100 a week for groceries you're left with and $100 for transport you're left with $400 a month! And this is the most expensive city in the province and doesn't even take into consideration the tips you receive.
These people are ungrateful in a year you can save at least $4,000!

This shit is photoshopped

They're not poor retard see my post

Just donate to a charity or something.

You can tell that was a Trump voter because all right wing retards are fucking assholes and nothing more.

>309x309

nigga i cant read that

Hold up

Can you really do this? like can i choose not to pay if i don't want to at restaurants?

I'll go full nigger. just watch me

>20-30%
>30% for bartenders

jesus it gets worse and worse every year, fucking kike businesses must pay to make this shit up.

Bro what
I dont have enough money to just give out to everybody who does the smallest thing for me an already gets paid for it.

I remember I went to a bar, the bar lady says to me "I remember you because you're handsome" I say to her "flirting with me won't get you a tip" I got no service, it took a half hour for them to give me a beer. I was mad

Probably two drinks, so yeah fuck em

>not buying a slab and drinking it alone in your residence

You don't belong here

Guess you shouldnt be a cunt next time.

>tipping
Just make sure you get payed correctly so that you dont have to depend on tips.

>being a dick and getting mad when people are a dick back to you

You totally deserved it.

At least you were right about their intentions

The LCBO was closed
How was I a cunt? I told that whore not to flirt with me
She should be worshipping the ground I walk on she should be happy we allowed her into this country

Quick reminder that tipping was created by the jews so that they can pay servers fuck all. Not that servers deserve good money for working a job that takes no skill.

Mind made up. Pay them minimum wage, like they get when they don't get tips. If they don't make at least minimum wage in reported tips, they're supposed to receive full minimum wage.

None of you guys get flirted with at bars.

It came out in 2015.
It's kind of purple pilled. Sometimes it talks about big companies and etc., other times it's about equality and stuff.

tipping became normalized after the great depression by charitable people wishing their neighbors wouldn't starve to death. It either isn't needed now or we all need it and should adopt a ferengi system of rules of acquisition. No middle ground.

Find a better hobby

Ontario cunt. Move to a good province where the government doesn't control all the drink and darts.

Counter service.
Order food at the counter, when they call your number, pick it up.
Simple.

You know, it's really not hard to walk over to a counter and walk back.

Just ring a bell or something and I will grab my own plates. Servers only exist to fuck up orders, steal alcohol, and cause sexual harassment issues at work.

Everyone that has done something wrong is worse than Hitler, Hitler didn't do anything wrong

Tipping is such a fucking meme, especially considering I live in California where servers make at least minimum wage PLUS tips. Not to mention fucking everyone wants a tip
>Go get my hair cut, when I pay with my card the machine asks if I want to tip
>Pick up an iced tea from the coffee place next to my work, machine asks if I want to tip them for pouring already made iced tea into a cup
>Order Thai food for pick up, and when I go to pick it up they stapled a fucking tipping guide to the take out bag to try to guilt me into tipping for picking up my food
I never understand why people expect a fucking tip when you order food for pick up. The whole argument is they provide you a service, but when you pick up food yourself there is no service, you're just paying for the food and these faggots want more money on top of it.

I think part of the problem is that people here are too spineless. I've literally ate out with people and we got shit service and they say "Service was bad so I'm only gonna tip 5%". If the service is bad then don't fucking tip at all

I don't need any bar skanks in my life, thanks.

i live just down the road from here and go to johnny's alot.

wtf

Why? BC is full of chinks, Alberta is too American, who gives a fuck about Saskatchewan or Manitoba, Quebec is full of filthy, disgusting, faggot french, the maritimes are all fat liberal voters

>meme flag
You know where that opinion goes, nigger

>card swiped

Retard.

that's pretty funny. the lulz defense.
Save receipt and dispute the charge with Visa if it appears on your statement.

Prairie Village FTW!

>Alberta is too American
Cunt

>Be American
>Die
>Family tips the funeral agency.
>My coffin doesn't even gets carried by 5 niggers because it is racist

My sides.

Their flag is an American state style flag, why didn't they make a blue ensign like Manitoba and Ontario made a red ensign?

Americlap here. Can confirm. This is how you are expected to tip unless you're destitute.

>2011

Fucking this, I know servers and bartenders clearing $1000 a week in CASH TIPS of which they only claim 25%

>tipping bartenders

oh how i laugh. those cunts don't give a fuck and are so rude

And why the fuck should I care what some marxist college faggots working at a restaurant get paid? Because their job sucks, I am now responsible for paying their salary? People with that mindset are retarded, no different then those who believe in socialism and say that we should pay for all the poor. Fuck off.

>restaurant
>55%
>fast food
>20
>pizza delivery
>20-30
Lol what. You should tip 20 bucks for a meal that costs like 15 or so? I don't get it.

>Apply for waiter job
>Get an opportunity
>Come in the next day they are testing me out
>Everyone there is an asshole
>Get no training and manager expects me to know everything
>Restaurant gets all chaotic
>see how annoying all the other servers are
>get told "user we need someone with more experience" although it was a simple job and they just didn't teach me anything
From that day on I've never tipped a restaurant in my life. The restaurant industry is a bunch of pretentious dicks, I go to expensive ass restaurants constantly and don't leave a single dollar.

Uh what?
I'm against tipping, they make enough money. Can you read English?

if this is real then yea i'm jewish

Tipping was invented so men could try and shortcut their way into hot womens' pants who were employed as waitresses cause we couldn't figure out more productive things for them to do in the workforce

What the fuck is this bull shit? I swear to God this shit is getting fucking unreal. When will the Lord smite these fucking degenerate GIBS ME DATS welfare queens and kangz of the service industry. Lord give us a sign!

I tip based on the place. If it's some shitty breakfast joint like waffle house or something, I will leave $5-10 tips, if it's some place like applebees or red robin, I will generally tip lower. I hate being spoken to by a memorized script.

kill yourself

>I can't argue that his province isn't the best one, so I'll shit on the flag instead.
Cuck

Normally I don't tip unless the service/food was good but a exception to that is a local pizza place helped me when I was homeless by giving me a decent off the books job and helping me get back on my feet also a couple of the delivery drivers helped me get to some interviews, now I'm working two jobs and saving up to pay for HVAC school. I order from there every Friday and give the drivers a good tip

Who gives a flying fuck? Alberta is best, especially when the communists in power get booted out in 2019.

Seems to be about a $60,000 a year working part time job to do it.

Hardly the best, I like their taxes though but they voted NDP that's worse than liberal

HVAC owner here, user. Great trade but be careful of the schools. Many way overcharge and overpromise. Would happily give you a run down of the trade and what you can expect if you'd like.

Lol you're a literal faggot, a cheap ass jew. Remember the jewery is only this stingy when it comes to shekels. If you can't afford the meal, DON'T EAT OUT. Leech.

You are either very generous or very rich. I'm not against the concept of tipping, but this is ridiculous

>they voted NDP
Urban and suburban retards did. You can be sure that the right will be back in two years, now that the Cons and Wildrose have joined to become the United Conservative Party.

Server seriously deserve to be shot. They don't prepare the food, they don't do jack shit. All thy do is hand the menu, come back 5 min later to take order. When the bell rings, they pick up the food, then bring it to the table. Then every 5 min they fill your water and once you're done they charge your card and that's it. Most of the time the bitch boy is the guy who cleans the table, not the whore in high heels.

They don't deserve jack shit, especially in canada where they are guaranteed the minimum wage.

If you don't like making minimum wage, you shouldn't have dropped out of school.

I remember when I was in uni, I used to work part time at walmart, and I was literally lifting and stacking at least a hundred 50 pound boxes an hour. I would be mopping and cleaning the fridges and floors. Would be throwing out the garbage and when they were short on cashiers, they would put me on cash. When they run out of carts, they would send me outside in a snow storm to pick them up. When the faggot who cleans the toilets doesn't show up, they send me to clean them.

And if you think it isn't hard work, I was 280 lbs when I started working there, by the first year I dropped to 190lbs, and by the second to 150lbs. I didn't start to go to the gym nor changed my diet. It was all the work I did there, and part time on top of that.

All that while getting bitched at by the managers and customers and getting paid minimum wage. I'd be comming back from work with back pain, joint pains and dry eyes because of the dusty environment in the back store. I'd be completely dead. And I don't get any fucking tips.

serving a table for 30 minutes does not even come close to deserving a tip, even less 15% of whatever you order. If you happen to order at an expensive restaurant, you'd be easily paying like 5$ all by yourself, and if you're with friends, it can easily go to 20$ for a 1 hour job, and all that for a table.

Don't feel sorry for those losers.

Tourist in usa here, i was new to tipping. Checks were mostly around 28 dollar so most of the time i tipped 4 dollar. How are these serviceladys not rich? If i do 4 tables an hour getting 4 dollar each is 16 dollar an hour plus minimum wage.

t. assravaged food server

I had a mediocre meal with a friend at a shitty restaurant with pretty shitty service. I left a 10% tip on the check. The waiter came back and said, "Are you sure you meant to leave $x on a $y bill? You do know we make our money on tips, right? Does it have to do with the food quality, because you could have told me and I would have taken it back -- I don't cook the food."

And then he went on with me for 10 minutes until I agreed to bring the tip to 15%. (All the while he was ignoring his other tables, btw, so it was kinda funny to me that he'd be bitching again to four other groups in 30 minutes).

Anyway, tipping wouldn't be as bad if asshole waiters felt that 15% were a baseline on service regardless of how bad it is.

Also if the food is more expensive why does the waiter need to earn more for doing the same job. Tipping 10 dollar for an 80 dollar dinner seems outragous.

Lmao, that is per person, most tables have like 2-5 people on them, assuming each waiter has something like 4 tables, with 3 people on average, each paying 3$ in tips, for an hour job, you end up with something around 36$ in tips each hour. All that on top of your hourly wage.

This makes more than enough for the time where the restaurant is dead. You should tip at most 1$ per meal, no where near 15%. They can go suck dicks and strip if they want more.

In my experience those who don't tip are usually somalis, other niggers, mudslimes, and the really dirty looking spics.

My best tips have come from a blind girl ($53), a Chad quarterback ($50), and a well dressed guy with a Gadsden flag in his house ($20).
My worst tips are always in the government housing areas where all the somalis and other migrants live.
I have been given one 'protest' tip in my life (some political message and a $0 tip) which was some shit about fight for $15 from a person who had a hammer sickle flag and Marx poster in their house.