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NEWS:
>Hurricane Harvey Intensifies as It Roars Toward Texas
nbcnews.com
>Texas in direct path of suddenly intensifying, ‘astounding’ Hurricane Harvey
washingtonpost.com
>Local agencies prepare for Hurricane Harvey
texomashomepage.com
>Mayor Turner, other officials squash social media rumors about Harvey
abc13.com
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LET'S DIE!
the belly of the dragon will drip....
let's control the hurricane
Harris county reporting in
Press F
warned u about storm bro, i told u dawg
NAME YOUR COUNTY TEXAS BROS
WW@
FORT BEND HERE
F for Flooding cuz that's all we're gonna get
Travis reporting
CHECKED FOR OLD MAN HARVEY
>tfw this doesn't affect me one bit, but will completely dictate my Friday night.
The last hurricane killed my childhood dog, who was my best friend, it attempted to kill me.
This time I'm prepared. I have made the nessecary blood sacrifices and started to unfold my plan to challenge the Hurricane god to single combat.
RIP Brutus, your death will not be in vain.
Victim of matthew last year in october, laughing at texas fags
I love how weather modification is the real wildcard in all this. I can recall a hurricane within the past several years that stopped in place and then started going back the way it came, and another one that seemed to just dissipate right as it made landfall.
Port Arthur checking in. wats good you cracker ass niggas. im on the fucking free wifi at sonic in shit.
333
Montgomery
or you coulda just hunkered down properly ya fuckin dingus.
Im coming for you, hide
Harris here
r8 my waifu
Matthew was much worse
Texas anons, sound off!
Cypress reporting in.
¿¿¿WHY DOES JESUS HATE TEXAS???
why is lousie hottest with a ponytail?
This is the show the normies are continually raving about?
matthew was a fucking joke tho
Hopefully it kills all these fucking lovebugs, if anything.
t. Houston
Montgomery, off 1488
i really want to tear off the street sign and keep it now since they'll just think the hurricane got it.
It feels really nice not living on the coast so I don't have to deal with this shit.
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>thread theme
>not this
Unlike you pussies on the east coast, I've been through Hurricanes before so it doesn't really worry me.
>333
>3 eyes
I hope a refinery explodes and you all get gassed. PIMP C NIGGA. TRILL NIGGA.
>east coast fags thinking they know hurricanes
Fuck off
Jesus doesn't hate Texas, but he hates boarder jumping illegals and democrats.
Harris here, I live on a hill tho so no flooding for me!
never watched it, but I always had enjoyed all the lingerie
It was maybe 7-8 years ago
Florida user here, you Texans are such pussies.
It's going to barely be a category 2 storm when it makes landfall, it's just going to be a rainy fucking day with a little breeze.
Big deal, huh?
how do they do this?
I keep saying this to people. Ike was the size of the freaking Gulf. But Harvery is such a big deal? Please...
>But... maybe this was the apocalypse we were promised...
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FL and LA fags have been making this post all day. Get some originality. Nice reddit spacing btw.
Slow moving tropical systems are bad news. Check the QPF totals
Si famalam. Orange dot on that map i posted was me racing back to my house in the middle of the night to asses damage while barely dodging the storm all the way home. Had a lot of debris in my yard, but no significant damge. Had friends that lost their houses though, was crazy. Pic related was my hometown the day after
Are there any streams in the middle of this hurricane?
You fucking crackers don't even have hurricanes.
And anyone who thinks LA is out of the woods better have a shot of Bourbon with their dinner. This shit ain't over.
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you will be punished first
>you now remember Ivan
>biggest troll hurricane of all time
>made landfall three (3) times
Florida hasn't had a category 3 or higher hurricane directly hit in over a decade.
>he doesn't know about how they control the weather
nice digits
Summer 04 we took 4 storms in a row. Katrina fags fuck off
> name something that can kill you
A BIG BLACK COCK, STEVE
must be the climate change
>not a single one of you lived through Andrew or Charlie
I've seen hell, Texas, you'll be okay.
but the dam broke
I hope your counties break
4 pussy ass hurricanes
If you're not from the gulf, you're not from anything worth mentioning.
Asking the real questions
uhh me?
>he fell for the frances, charley, and ivan memes
AL/GA state line reporting in, blow me my dude
kek
hes just asking what everyone was wondering
>Forgetting Rita
Florida is the North of the South
Bunch of retirees and yankeeboos
Montgomery, like a bunch of other people. Best county.
He's here
chaos soon
Collin and prepared for the nothing burger
Get ready for the news on monday that blames this storm 100% on climate change.
oh get the fuck out of savannah too, you're an insult to anyone from savannah and probably don't even remember hugo the meme machine
Bell county
Texas got worse with Ike even
He's not totally crazy in asking the question:
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Remember when we were all memeing about the last hurricane that was supposedly of biblical proportions that hit Florida? Even that one weatherman was saying that if it moved 10 miles west, "everyone and everyone you love will die." Good times.
>charlie
>DUDE SPEED LMAO
did you suffer andrew through louisiana too
Im not in savannah and thank fuck for that.
some weatherman also said something like that before Katrina as well
stay safe texanons.
nigger i'm in port neches.
... are you really in port arthur? how the fuck do you stand living around so many ghetto apes?
it keeps happening
Bexar aqui, Amigo
Well Hickory Dickory Dock boys i live in Austin but looks like shit will still be pretty bad. This might be goodbyes anons. PRAISE KEK!
Any north Florida bros member the joaquin waves? I member
Williamson here
When is it expected to hit?
>tfw houston west u and a lot of niggers will start looting if things go bad
stay safe be prepared for looters in the aftermath.
Monterry here
Shoot em
Checked
Also relevant, though more in the wards
tomorrow night
Target practice.
Harvey is currently in a weakening state (still sucking in and processing that dry air from the southwest). It will strengthen (or not) after 1 AM CST. That will be the time to really check the high res models and local forecasts.
night night texanons, stay safe. I'll be praying for you faggots from the Northeast in the AM.
>Free excuse to shoot nigs
I wish I was there.