>tfw this doesn't affect me one bit, but will completely dictate my Friday night.
Cameron Smith
The last hurricane killed my childhood dog, who was my best friend, it attempted to kill me.
This time I'm prepared. I have made the nessecary blood sacrifices and started to unfold my plan to challenge the Hurricane god to single combat.
RIP Brutus, your death will not be in vain.
Angel Baker
Victim of matthew last year in october, laughing at texas fags
Noah Foster
I love how weather modification is the real wildcard in all this. I can recall a hurricane within the past several years that stopped in place and then started going back the way it came, and another one that seemed to just dissipate right as it made landfall.
Jacob Edwards
Port Arthur checking in. wats good you cracker ass niggas. im on the fucking free wifi at sonic in shit.
Matthew Gray
333
Ian Moore
Montgomery
Jonathan Roberts
or you coulda just hunkered down properly ya fuckin dingus.
Camden Brooks
Im coming for you, hide
Christopher Garcia
Harris here
r8 my waifu
Josiah Robinson
Matthew was much worse
Liam Collins
Texas anons, sound off!
Cypress reporting in.
Brandon Russell
¿¿¿WHY DOES JESUS HATE TEXAS???
Kayden Rodriguez
why is lousie hottest with a ponytail?
Parker Sullivan
This is the show the normies are continually raving about?
Cooper Thomas
matthew was a fucking joke tho
David Anderson
Hopefully it kills all these fucking lovebugs, if anything.
t. Houston
Julian Fisher
Montgomery, off 1488
i really want to tear off the street sign and keep it now since they'll just think the hurricane got it.
Angel Young
It feels really nice not living on the coast so I don't have to deal with this shit.
Unlike you pussies on the east coast, I've been through Hurricanes before so it doesn't really worry me.
Easton Wilson
>333 >3 eyes
Gabriel Barnes
I hope a refinery explodes and you all get gassed. PIMP C NIGGA. TRILL NIGGA.
Colton Roberts
>east coast fags thinking they know hurricanes
Fuck off
Carter Morales
Jesus doesn't hate Texas, but he hates boarder jumping illegals and democrats.
Jordan Richardson
Harris here, I live on a hill tho so no flooding for me!
Levi Barnes
never watched it, but I always had enjoyed all the lingerie
Zachary Johnson
It was maybe 7-8 years ago
Jayden Gutierrez
Florida user here, you Texans are such pussies.
It's going to barely be a category 2 storm when it makes landfall, it's just going to be a rainy fucking day with a little breeze.
Big deal, huh?
Cameron Martinez
how do they do this?
Nicholas Jones
I keep saying this to people. Ike was the size of the freaking Gulf. But Harvery is such a big deal? Please...
>But... maybe this was the apocalypse we were promised...
Isaac Roberts
...
Isaac Davis
FL and LA fags have been making this post all day. Get some originality. Nice reddit spacing btw.
Evan Powell
Slow moving tropical systems are bad news. Check the QPF totals
Jack Bell
Si famalam. Orange dot on that map i posted was me racing back to my house in the middle of the night to asses damage while barely dodging the storm all the way home. Had a lot of debris in my yard, but no significant damge. Had friends that lost their houses though, was crazy. Pic related was my hometown the day after
Jeremiah Gray
Are there any streams in the middle of this hurricane?
John Jenkins
You fucking crackers don't even have hurricanes.
Jayden Myers
And anyone who thinks LA is out of the woods better have a shot of Bourbon with their dinner. This shit ain't over.
Asher Johnson
...
Ian Roberts
you will be punished first
Tyler Parker
>you now remember Ivan >biggest troll hurricane of all time >made landfall three (3) times
Nolan Morgan
Florida hasn't had a category 3 or higher hurricane directly hit in over a decade.
Charles Evans
>he doesn't know about how they control the weather
Remember when we were all memeing about the last hurricane that was supposedly of biblical proportions that hit Florida? Even that one weatherman was saying that if it moved 10 miles west, "everyone and everyone you love will die." Good times.
William Hall
>charlie >DUDE SPEED LMAO
did you suffer andrew through louisiana too
Grayson Parker
Im not in savannah and thank fuck for that.
Ethan Hughes
some weatherman also said something like that before Katrina as well
William Sanchez
stay safe texanons.
Connor Sullivan
nigger i'm in port neches. ... are you really in port arthur? how the fuck do you stand living around so many ghetto apes?
Ethan Jones
it keeps happening
Dominic Cruz
Bexar aqui, Amigo
Wyatt Reed
Well Hickory Dickory Dock boys i live in Austin but looks like shit will still be pretty bad. This might be goodbyes anons. PRAISE KEK!
Dylan Baker
Any north Florida bros member the joaquin waves? I member
Ryder Thomas
Williamson here
Noah Ross
When is it expected to hit?
Elijah Scott
>tfw houston west u and a lot of niggers will start looting if things go bad
Carson Ortiz
stay safe be prepared for looters in the aftermath.
Benjamin Young
Monterry here
John Walker
Shoot em
Isaiah Gonzalez
Checked
Gabriel Taylor
Also relevant, though more in the wards
Dylan Smith
tomorrow night
Lucas Murphy
Target practice.
Nicholas Foster
Harvey is currently in a weakening state (still sucking in and processing that dry air from the southwest). It will strengthen (or not) after 1 AM CST. That will be the time to really check the high res models and local forecasts.
night night texanons, stay safe. I'll be praying for you faggots from the Northeast in the AM.