We ancap now?

We ancap now?

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haha, i guess so.

>united states literally making burger money
you cant make this shit up

>Americans will literally have their own BurgerCoin

Can't make this shit up.

We've been doing this for decades

giftcards and vouchers are technical cryptocurrency already.

Will this become the new standard US currency? Burger King is already more legitimate than the Federal Reserve

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This, cash and jew cards are for the weak.

What a time to be alive.

>inb4 Burger King has a Corporate Reserve they print money from

no. you could have always done this in america, land of the free. america is not ancap, idiot.

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>only exchangeable at burgerking
>whoppers soon become integrated into American currency
>Americans literally trade in burgers now
Best timeline.

>McDonald's try to seize it, violating the NAP

>cash
>for the weak

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Crypto currency or nothing famalam.

When the housing crash hits, will you have your stash of CT on the ready?

>Implying fast food isn't inherently ancap

burger king is majority owned by a br company

fuck this was funny

this cracked me up too

>Burgercoin becomes big hit in the US
>Rest of the Earth adopts Burgercoin to copy the US
>Decades pass as the Burgercoin raises in popularity, causing every other nation on Earth to become jealous
>The great coin conspiracy begins as every nation attempts to belittle Burgercoin by creating their own cryptocurrencies
>Brits make Teacoin
>Aussies make Vegecoin
>Germans make Kebabcoin
>Russians make Vodkacoin
>Fins make Spurdocoin
>Indians make Loocoin
>Leafs make Cuckcoin
>20XX, Federal Reserve dies not with a bang, but with a whimper

>born to early to explore the stars
>born to late to explore the world
>born just in time to command child soldiers in the franchise wars

Them, wendys and strangle Hortons American Division are all completely owned by QSR and minority shares of KFC, McDonalds and taco bell

Source: Business minor

>When you pay your fief in burger coins to the Burger King™ so he doesn't sack your village

I have foreign currency saved up.
I have some British pound sterling, American dollar, italian lira, Spanish pesetas, French francs, Belgian francs, Dutch guilders and Swiss francs that I've saved up over the years. I have about $500 in Swiss francs but I suspect the silver content in some of the coins would make it worth a lot more.

It appears Ancaps were right all along

invest in burgerbux now people!

We already have a leaf coin

>Oscar Meyer starts a competing currency
>exchange rates between burgers and franks become integral to trade

>not pledging vassalage to the Burger King

It's Russian, though...for now

nymag.com/selectall/2017/08/whoppercoin-burger-king-russias-cryptocurrency.html

*had

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What was the worth of that in real money?

> That'll be a hundred franks
> No, not francs, franks

tree fiddy

This is our $100 coin

It's a $1,000,000 coin, or the price of a shed in Vancouver

>internet gets taken down
Bye money.

This and burger king are owned by the corporation you leaf cuckold

May I refer you to my three 5s at the end of my previous post. Now weep.

>$BKK: BK Krowns

The time when the internet gets taken down is the time civilization gets taken down. Good luck offering me your gold and silver for a single bullet or sip of water.

BurgerKroner

Probably better to horde this than Bitcoin.

Finally, a crypto with the only usecase I care about: buying burger

Seriously though, is there a chance in hell anyone but BK would adopt this thing? It just ends up being a technobabble BK giftcard.

Nation currencies are backed by the hard work of their people. This is why german government bonds are more reliable than somali government bonds.

But a currency backed by burgers and burger production, what if the whole meat industry came onboard with that? What if the meat producers and farmers were paid in burger-coins?

Sign me up, I am interested in meat-dollars.

I would unironically invest in this because unlike bitcoin this is backed by a type of gold standard. Burger standard I guess.

my sides

Nobody cares
Tim Hortons is a cultural icon, Burger King is just where people go when there's no mcdonalds around

Stay cucked user

>Burger King makes its own currency
>McDonalds responds with the same
>They start guarding their properties and facilities, paying guards with this money
>It becomes a real established thing
>All the ancap memes with the fast food restaurant PMCs fighting each other comes true
My body is ready.

I'll back whataburger not BK or Mcdicks.

Sorry, I forgot most people here are retarded.

Kek stay mad at my repeating 5s user you can't refute it.

Bros what burger are you going to buy with your first burger coins? For me it's the double wopper

Harvey's is where it's at

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>burger meme

burger king has vastly superior fries

also, is more aesthetically pleasing.

There's no Harvey's near me.

local warlords and burger king army when?

just buy OMG for those sweet mcdonalds gains

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This just shows you how fucking huge scam all cryptos are
Everyone wants to get in on the free money

Hell yes gonna buy kingcoins the moment they launch.

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It would be funny if every Whoppercoin was actually worth a Whopper, but unless this is a cryptocurrency in name only, they wouldn't do that, because then the value of burger would be defined by the coin's value rather than their price point. On the other hand, if we change this to our national currency, then if our nation becomes bankrupt , we can all at least enjoy free Whoppers at Burger King until they run out of beef.

USD is just as much of a scam. It's a worthless piece of paper so fuck off.

Idk I never went to Burger King
The closest one to me is right beside a south street burger and that's way better plus they serve beer
Because you don't live in the greatest country in the world

fuck off, you lost to motherfucking emus, literally FUCK OFF

it's a perfectly valid commodity. wtf do you use? gold? oil? fuck off

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Drug markets need to pick up whoppercoin, that will bring it value then they just turn around sell their whoppercoins to hungry fatties for cash.

YOU ARE ALL ASSHOLES, BURGERS ARE A PERFECTLY VALID COMMODITY, A NATION'S WORTH IS MEASURED IN BURGERS, FUCK YOU ALL

All we need is corporate workhouses and we will have regressed back to 1830s industrial Europe.

too bad its BK, I wanted to use the good boy points meme. BK nuggies are lame

WE LITERALLY HAVE THE BEST ECON IN THE WORLD

God bless this great nation

USD isnt a scam since its protected by the biggest military in the world. Thats what gives it value (for being stable, or else)
And im not even comparing BTC to that, im comparing it to gold and silver.
Or actual useful crypto that provides a tangible service. And not transactions for 11$ with 2hour wait time

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Burgerking sucks though :(

kek

reliable way to help homeless people who actually are hungry

Remember when /biz/ wasn't just constant crypto currency generals?

Kill yourself faggot, so unoriginal

Cryptocurrency? So the government can't track how many whoppers a person eats???
You know what, considering that one of the possible government agendas is to actually police your food in the future, this isn't really such a bad idea.

Man, we're heading full steam ahead into corporate scrip and megacorps, aren't we?

Governments will collapse and be replaced by corporations.

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Since you're Canadian I assume you shove several of these up your ass because they clearly wouldn't be carried in your pocket.

>2058
>Whoppercoin is the currency of the masses
>burgerking misunderstood the block chain
>unlimited mining
>every coin tied to the value of a Burger King Whooper
>Millions of Americans are cashing in their Whoopercoin
>Burger King cannot keep up
>Paychecks of employees are paid in Whoopercoin
>Whoopercoin is traded openly on the NYSE
>Payday finally comes for me
>I get off my extra large chair
>Drinks my whooper smoothie
>drives my burger mobile to cash my paycheck at the local Burger King
>Order 2 whoopers
>sorry sir we are all out
>Wheres the beef?
>Global economy crashes.

Time for this to become a reality

Shart coin next.

okay, you got me

Sodomites should be hanged

Kingcoin sounds way cooler.
Maybe this is BKs way of getting out of their rut. No one goes to the BK in my town anymore because their food is awful and their employees are all bused in from the hood.

With a crypto currency they can become a front for a... shady crypto currency I guess.

I guess what I'm trying to say is bring on the franchise wars, I have been preparing for this day.