/CPD/ - CHICAGO POLICE SCANNER THREAD - REAL ROBERT HOURS EDITION

>BUT WHO THE FUCK IS ROBERT???
ROBERT is the hero Chiraq needs but doesn't deserve; His nemesis is MALE BLACK, a notorious thief, murderer, and general rapscallion. By night they battle for the fate of the city.

FOR YOUR LISTENING PLEASURE

>>CPD Dispatch Stream:
broadcastify.com/listen/feed/763/web

>>Same feed with ambient music:
youarelistening.to/chicago

>>For Ambiance:
soundcloud.com/sithdemonic/sets/newwaveretro

DANK AUSSIEROBERT OC:
youtube.com/watch?v=ZMLxgBxSiyU

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BACK THE BLUE
>>Get Behind the Vest donation drive:
getbehindthevest.org/
>Chicago cops aren't even issued fucking armor by their shithole city.

>>The Chicago Police Department Memorial Fund (ALSO GET SOME SWEET SWEET MERCH):
cpdmemorial.org/

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CHICAGO'S K/D RATIO:
>>Shootings Scoreboards:
heyjackass.com
dnainfo.com/chicago/
chitownmugshots.com/
crime.chicagotribune.com/chicago/shootings/
crime.chicagotribune.com/chicago/homicides/
homicides.suntimes.com/

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>>Chicago Racial Demographics:
radicalcartography.net/index.html?chicagodots

>>Chiraq Gangland Map:
wbez.org/shows/wbez-news/in-chicago-gangs-abound-but-where-are-they/0d956c2e-171a-483a-8666-f5228d98812d

>>Police Codes:
bearcat1.com/radioil.htm

>>Chicago Police Dept. Directives:
directives.chicagopolice.org/directives/

>>Related twitter
twitter.com/spotnewsonig
twitter.com/hashtag/shitoemcsays

PASTEBIN: pastebin.com/pD418Eky

>17 yo Male Black hanged himself, they cut him down and he ran in the alley
>Selling drugs out of a car, female with a gun and their kid
>Intoxicated wife is threatening to kill the caller. She is inside with her 3 kids

>20 people fighting in the street

Apparently the 17 yo Male Black who hanged himself earlier is now having a panic attack.

>person shot in the leg

>male teens store a taffy apple and are standing in front of the store

How a bump, Roberts

Unknown if he's breathing. Caller is afraid to approach him.

>schizo hearing voices
>may harm her children

>17 yo Male Black hanged himself, they cut him down and he ran in the alley

Wtf that's some zombie movie shit

>driver is very intoxicated
Any bets on if they're an illegal?

prolly rahm emanuel's boyfriend

/comfy/ time Roberts.

>strange light inside a room at the royalton hotel

>strange light instead the Royalton hotel

Spoopy

Evening Roberts

>dead black manlet

He will never have the chance to learn

I just heard what sounded like fireworks in the boystown area, could it have been a massive but very short gang war instead? Is this a happening? Is it Robert?

>3 people looking through garbage cans and into people's yards

Desparation is a stinky cologne

>male black
>walked out didn't pay for liquor
>wearing all white in walgreens

>male black touching women inappropriately

Good our first Walgreens call of the evening

> You know that woman who lives in the alley with her bag?
> Yeah Squad
> Well, It finally happened, she got run over by a car.
> Ok Squad. I'm getting covefe first. Priorities.

Stone cold bant.

>tard on the loose

>Homeless female struck by car laying in street
>17 Robert she's the one that stays in road with her bags
>guess it finally happened will you check on here 17 robert?
>17 Robert I'll get over there after coffee
>priorities
>10 4 17 Robert

damn that's gangster af

>10 year old autistic son needs to go to the hospital
>he's very violent

>10 y/o autistic needs to go to hospital

Baron?

Just release him into the wild

>noise disturbance with a live DJ

>person shot

I live in Cuckcongo and have heard more strange noises like gun shots, explosions or sirens during the night, a lot less yelling from schizophrenic or homeless people. Kind of want to leave here but also don't want to be a pussy and it is pretty nice to live here

Wat do Sup Forums? Pic unrelated

If you like it, stay. I live in a pretty messed up city, but my area is nice and the weather is good. Easy access to stores, good neighbors, etc. On paper this city is a shit stain, but there are plenty of good things. I bet Chicago has a lot to offer and I bet most of the problem areas are well known and mostly avoidable.

Then again, this crime map makes it look like you should just nuke it from space...

>caller heard an explosion and all of the lights on the block went out

Transformer go up?