Been in this shack for a couple years now... It feels like I escaped to some shit-hole, with a shit smellin' dog, but it also feels like I did die, and this is my promised planet... That Skousen fella led me astray, the old cow's cunt. Afeared to venture out much. Either way, not up to snuff at all. And ohh and ahh about the dog not, little sisters and mothers and wives. He's a fuckhead never eats but is always hungry. When did I last et?
What's that, fella? Oh, you need a proof of life. Hold on.
Evan Wright
I wonder whatever happened to this faggot
Ian Harris
Dang old card-readers. Probably only fucked card-readers OUTSIDE of their family. Aint never gunna run America according to that Skousen fella.
Evan Parker
He aint here. Just a shit dog, and some older games. But I'm pretty sure I'm alive. I got my tarp, right? What kind of Hell or whatevs have tarps?
Hunter Jackson
Why are you living in a shack
Sebastian Young
Fuck birds. Well, that is uncertain to me, and I cant stop bleeding.
Jayden Bell
What a good boy. Fixin' our internets.
Eli Ward
Lastly, I'd like to send out this here love song/warning to my wife, who I have not seen in some time: youtube.com/watch?v=2ChPI5pAet8
Jose Moore
Clever idea for a larp, but very poorly executed. You're not creative enough to pull it off, OP.
Ryder Cooper
Jesus, you really trashed your parent's attic. What a little shitlord you are. Also, judging by your size 8 shoes you can't be any taller than 5'6". Just kill yourself you fat little piggy.
Bullshit. Those are 9 at the most. Let's see the tag or else you're lying.
John Moore
Nasty person
Asher Bell
No doubt he ironically thinks he's better than black people.
Samuel Long
i'm going in my tarp now. Fuck that Skousen fella.
Zachary Myers
So... are you going to show us what's under the tarp, user? Family member, neighbor? Dead animal that you've been having relations with?
Lucas Barnes
Just me, alive and well, fucking bird watchers right in the fucking ass. Solar going down. Laptop I assembled from cow dung and bootstaps going into resist mode. Night, faggot child.