How fucked is Houston?

Some people are saying "we'll be fine, just a little bit of flooding"
Others are saying "jump in the car right now and start driving north"
Which one is it?
Pic related is my location

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Basically if Texas were a common negro. Hurricane would be a swimming pool.

the storm itself is not what id be worried about its the aftermath. roaming gangs of looters and spics and nergros fighting over stolen good will be the norm almost everywhere. if these Mexican gangs are going to make a push into another's turf it would be now amidst the chaos. that being said from what ive seen on pol expect something pretty serious, then again pol does have a tendency to get excited and jump to worst case scenarios

kek

I have a gun and 32 bullets
Will that be enough?
Should I try to buy more tomorrow morning before shit hits the fan, or is it too late?

Buy more, you never know how long the shit will last

flooding is the least of houston's problems

but, if you're really worrying, just drive to shreveport or something

You are fucked, leave now.
Seriously dude don't chance this unless you're prepared for 2 weeks and have guns.

You'll be fine

There are none left on the shelves right now.
You need to leave tomorrow user.

srs, or are you just larping? any evidence for your claims?

I'm not larping, seriously leave. If you aren't prepared to live on your roof and your house isn't recently built or an apartment on the 3rd floor or above you need to go.

Absolutely try to buy more.

I live on the 4th floor of an apartment building. Not sure how recently it was built, but it's more of a luxury than a budget complex. I'm on the top floor though, and it has flat roofs; should I be worried about leaks?

START RUNNING OP

DO NOT STOP

>Tfw no giant gulf sized ghosts movies

you should be mostly fine unless the winds are bad enough that a tree goes through your roof.
Get plenty of contractor trashbags.

>m-my apartment is surrounded by trees

OP is so fucked

well your ass is about to be filled with them

What a pussy. This storm isn't shit unless you live in the SW flood plain.

It just depends if winds are strong enough to rip them out of the ground and put them through your roof then.
>hint; they probably will be.

How will the Cinco Ranch area be when everything is started?

>I have a gun and 32 bullets

I'd be more concerned about having enough food and water to survive several days without electricity.

One thing that never occurs to you until you've had no power for a week is that a toilet that won't flush because of no water is the first thing you want fixed, whether it's 98 degrees or 20 degrees. If you have some 5 gallon buckets fill them now so that you can flush once or twice per day for several days.

Good luck. You live in a modern city so it might actually be nothing but a few exciting hours of torrential rain and wind.

Pic related is Hurricane Fran a few hours before it rolled over my trailer park. No real damage, somehow, but no power or water for 5 days is pretty rough.

thats more than enough to kill yourself bro

Houston was essentially built over a swamp and the whole fucking thing is teeming with bayous. Those fucks have been filling up quickly in recent years, even with less severe storms. This is a fucking hurricane and we are looking at massive amounts of rainfall in a very short span. The best thing you can do is check out: harriscountyfemt.org to find out in you live near a flood-prone area.

if you don't have preparations and live by yourself, you can take a gamble and stay there. if you have dependents and you are not prepared, you need to drive north because if things get bad, you'll be out of electricity and with the present temperatures, shit will suck terribly for everyone.

If I do that, I'll drive to Eastwood and take down 31 spics with me
Some of you guys are alright, don’t go to Houston tomorrow

32 bullets are you out of your mind? Why don't you just get out of town for a week? Shack up in a hotel or airbnb.

Katrina is coming back to finish the job of wiping out those New Orleans nigs. Get the FUCK out

Faggot pansy retarded nigger

Nigga, you're caught in a web. You can't escape

Pic related, that's widespread areas receiving 2 FEET or more of rain (isolated locations could see 3-4 feet) in addition to everything else accompanies a major landfalling hurricane.
You tell me... I'm actually not too familiar with the local terrain other then its pretty fucking flat.

>1st floor of apartment building right on brays bayou
LOL I'm gonna die

You can swim, right?

time to make friends with the upstairs neighbors

>This is god's punishment for believing in god.

It's the only thing that makes sense

Awfully close to (((Meyerland)))

trump is pres and texas is his state.. if yall was in danger he surely make sure you all knew of the dangers and got out safely right??

I live in Seabrook one of the little cities on the ocean by Houston and evacuation is recommended not mandatory which means aint shit gonna happen. Its gonna be a tropical storm that floods in some parts. When its mandatory thats when shit is fucked and no electricity for 2 weeks that level shit. This will be losing power for a few hours at worse.

Live streams?

>Live streams?

Somebody find that gif of the WeatherChannel reporter getting taken out by a flying stop sign.

youtube.com/watch?v=Z0ImJi0aqjA

You're too near the wards.
Moar. Could be nigs around.

checked

your file size does not bode well for OP

Probably not by the time it hits Houston. Depends on the species of tree. It's the water you should e concerned with. Much like any other pest it's gonna displace the human refuse as well. Prepare to repel boarders user.
>t. Lived through Katrina Rita and Ike

when does it hit?
cant miss this /comfy/ natures treat.

>when does it hit?

hurricanes move very slowly, but I think the hell will be this evening through tomorrow morning.

meaning it won't start for another 8 or more hours.

landfall? Late Friday early Saturday last I read. Houston probably 12 or so hours later if it goes that way and continues at the speed it has been

I know its shit.

Weren't Texans praying for rain a couple of years ago? Maybe God's just really behind on his work?

>Depends on the species of tree.

yes. Here in NC, when Hurricane Fran came through, Oak trees destroyed all the power lines while the pines just bent back and forth. Conversely, when we had the ice storm of the century a while back, ice on the pine needles brought down limbs and all the power lines without hurting the oaks which of course have no leaves in the winter.

How is Texas the state of a NY slumlord?

I was referring to your 111 matching the trips you were checking.

We get massive flooding every year and a half. It's raining now but it's an absolute dead calm. This is Texas. Hurricanes are to us what blizzards are to New Yorkers.

Please Lord, wash away the mistake that is Houston.

>32 Bullets
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