>Hundreds of San Franciscans plan to prepare Crissy Field, the picturesque beach in the shadow of the Golden Gate Bridge where rightwing protest group Patriot Prayer will gather, with a generous carpeting of excrement.
>“I just had this image of alt-right people stomping around in the poop,” Tuffy Tuffington said of the epiphany he had while walking Bob and Chuck, his two Patterdale terriers, and trying to think of the best way to respond to rightwing extremists in the wake of Charlottesville. “It seemed like a little bit of civil disobedience where we didn’t have to engage with them face to face.”
the left is so intellectually bankrupt that instead of dealing with ideologies by using their brain they are now using shit. its fucking unbelievable.
just when i think they cant get any lower.
Eli Stewart
>There will also be contingents of clowns, kayakers, cars, and kids – all hoping to use their particular strengths (humor, seaworthiness, the ability to monopolize parking spaces, and cuteness, respectively) to thumb their noses at hate.
note there is not ability to use their brains just clowns and cuteness
Ian Wood
>ruining your own town over a 1 day rally
Tyler Price
I FUCKING HATE SF KILL ME. NUKE ME. KILL ME. I HATE ALL THESE NEW HIPSTER FUCKING CRIMINAL FAGGOTS IN THIS SHITHOLE
Nicholas Harris
>autistic pooping
Elijah Walker
>the political equivalent of throwing with feces
Daniel Ross
Wow it's literally nothing.
The streets of San Fran are already covered in the shit and piss of homeless people, and I'm not even joking
Jonathan Brooks
>Turd Reich
Make it a meme pls
Andrew Richardson
is this satire? i know the left is retarded, but still.....
Jackson Harris
Liberalism is a mental disorder
Lucas Stewart
>In other news, an extraordinary amount of workers in the public service field are turning far-right, study says.
Ethan Robinson
>Alt right spend time bagging and binning
The optics dahnald
Jayden Roberts
SAN FRAN SICKO!
THAT'S OLL
Jaxon Martin
do you know tuffy tuffington?
Ryan Morgan
>san francisco >poo >dog yeah right
James King
the rally goers should just have a poop collection thing organized and get it all cleaned up within the hour.
If they wanted to be a dick about it they could just dump it somewhere of importance.
Brody Rodriguez
>dog owners are said to be stockpiling excrement
Benjamin Sanchez
Ive been to san fran once, saw the warf and the homeless people everywhere. I never want to go back to that shitty city. Horrible streets, hills, smog, trash, again homeless drug addicts all over. No thanks, I only was there on business in san jose and drove into that faggot city for 3 hours..
Juan White
Wait So is it on a beach? Don't you guys get fined for walking dogs on beaches in the summer?
you can get like a £500 fine here if your dog shits on the beach, because they're full of people in the summer
Angel Bell
So what you are saying, a notorious left wing city just shat all over their footpaths and fucked up where they live because a rally might be going along that path, why not change the route?
Would they do it again for the new route? Could we get SF to become an actual literal shithole to match the figurative perception of it?
Gabriel Kelly
stop arguing like a fucking democrat you cuck. You wont convince them, what do you think why we needed the SA, SS and concentration camps?
Eli Gonzalez
This shit is hilarious
Typical Antifa tactic, destroy your own city just so right-wingers can't be there
Adrian Cook
I work right next to Market street in SF and I can confirm this
Robert Price
You know, they could like, fucking ignore it, maybe?
All business shut up shop during the day, the mayor declares a holiday for public service save police workers, and everyone stays home from school.
Seriously; instead of biting the b8 of white supremacists they could fucking just turn the other way and not even give them a second thought.
David Evans
>San fran >The fagist place >Play with poo >Even degenerate Shumer can't understand >They're the turd right
Pretty sure you have to register in advance where you want your protest to go so the police can work out some security concept. I don't think they can just change the route whenever they want.
Thomas Long
Gay
Josiah Peterson
>people bring animals into their cities and let them shit everywhere
I'll never understand this, if you saw people pulling down their dacks and pissing and shitting all over the place you'd think you were in India - but for some reason it's ok when dogs do it......
Kayden Stewart
Why is the left so obsessed with slinging shit and piss at people that's disgusting
Alexander Scott
Scorched-earth worked for Uncle Joe. See, communism works.
Kayden Ward
That sounds like a plan. >issue press release about change of route due to dog pooing "I hope you silly lefties don't do that again along the new one" >they shit all over their city >we keep issuing new routes, tthey keep shitting them up, and then we never even turn up on tthe day
Jose Bell
is this what you do when you're waiting for amir to let you have a turn with your wife?
Luis King
>white supremacists
Shut up faggot, you don't know what you're talking about.
Daniel Ramirez
>Tuffy Tuffington
imagine hating your children so much you give them a name like this
Jaxon Clark
Everyone I don't like is a white supremacist
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Nathaniel Hill
Maybe its an elaborate effort to attract Indian immigrants
Jason Carter
March in shit, it'll be all the more humiliating for them when you stamp their faces with it.
Jason Miller
That sounds... illegal.
Also, they're willing to cover their own fucking town in dogshit so it will bother some people there for a short period of time. Guess what; most people aren't going to know what you did and just wonder why San Francisco is covered in shit.
Evan Myers
Used to live there, can confirm the whole city smells like stale urine. Homeless everywhere.
Nathan Russell
where do you live now?
Caleb Turner
That sounds like a solid plan. Use their moral outrage and willingness to self-sabotage against them.
Colton Rodriguez
Why don't y'all have rallies where there are black people? Fight them head on!
Angel Perez
>Right wing marchers come prepared with plastic bags and pooper scoopers. >Collect all the dog shit. From the smallest Pomeranian pellet to the biggest Great Dane dump. >Proceed to march right into the nearest public square. >Dump all the collective shit in a giant pile. >Set it all aflame. >San Francisco's smell improves for the next several hours. Right wing protestors are heralded as heroes for their generous gift to the city of San Fran.
Justin Robinson
with all the indians in silicon valley i'm sure there are quite a few designated shitting streets in san francisco
Parker Roberts
Right Wing Clean up Squads?
Christopher Collins
liberals are the enemy
Lucas Perry
Sure but next time there is a leftist snowflake protest ((riot)) it won't be dog shit the alt-righters put down, it will be real anti personel land mines
Owen Diaz
the protesters should be civilized and show up with baggies and shovels and clean that shit up, showing everyone who's civil and who's not.
Noah Price
>biological warfare
Lucas Sanchez
And they said the slippery slope was a fallacy when we asserted left ideals would turn society to shit.
Oliver Robinson
their town is already full of designated shitting streets, might as well spread it to the parks as well
Tyler Perez
>the left is playing with their feces again
what is it with these people and shit?
Christopher Hill
So move somewhere else.
Why are leftcucks so obsessed with shitting up everything? Their cities, their gene pools, everything they get involved with turns to shit. I once said a proud artist creates masterpieces, an artist devoid of pride creates works of shit (sometimes literally).
Alexander Taylor
>can't actually argue with reason and logic >resort to literally slinging shit
Julian Murphy
...
Xavier Smith
Get dog treats. Put nails or poison in dog treats. Spread treats around the park for liberal dogs to consume. I love dogs, but I hate libs more.
Juan Gray
Let's get this to happen in other leftist cities. Tell them a nazi gathering will be coming to town and get them to shit up their own city.
Cameron Garcia
nigger
Easton Sullivan
no don't do this. poor dogs. they are collecting their shit and then bringing it to the place. then they say they will clean it up afterwards. sounds illegal though. you cant just throw dog shit all over the place.
Joshua Fisher
>Punishing animals because their owners are liberals
Real edgy, faggot
Michael Gonzalez
>needing dogs why dont they just let loose all their indian population?
Jack Cook
>let's cover our streets in literal shit so we don't have to face opposing ideas
Benjamin Barnes
>loves dogs >publicly calls for their painful death
Just kys
Nathaniel Evans
>thread about shitting in san francisco >ID: FEG BM >Faggot Bowel Movement
James Green
screencapped and uploaded to twitter for shitty optics
Asher Lewis
You have to admit it is pretty funny, looks like the right wingers will need to get a poop cleanup squad running about before they protest.
Landon James
the protest becomes a pootest
Nathaniel Murphy
shitposting has become a primary weapon
Isaiah Kelly
by next year both the alt-left and alt-right will literally just be shitting into their hands and throwing it at each other instead of arguing.
Bentley Myers
>civil disobedience that's what they call a crime now? isn't leaving shit around a crime there?
Parker Long
Post that at them. Tell them you'll do be spreading those across every park in SF, if they do their little shit stunt. Not saying you should go through with it, but these assholes need to understand that actions have consequences.
Jackson Sanchez
this is how chimps' tribal system works.
Justin Edwards
>the right is driving cars into people >the left is still playing poopy games
Nicholas Adams
...
Hudson Sullivan
The group is "Patriot Prayer" who pulled the permit for the rally, they kick out all neo nazis, antifa, and white supremacists.
Some of them are trump supporters, some of them aren't. "Right-wing rally" is being used to stir up violence by msm now.
Justin Phillips
Good reason to wear boots. They want jack booted thugs so much they are creating the conditions on physical levels now.
Oliver Ramirez
Now make a right wing rally announcement every other week to increase the pile of excrement.
Gavin Morales
>When you don't have arguments so you make your city into a literal shithole You fucking bastard. Doggos are not at fault that their owners are retarded. My dog died like that and I'm still searching for the son of a bitch who did it.
Kayden Garcia
well we are all talking about the end of western civilisation. may as well get in the right mindset for it.
Caleb Rodriguez
It was me
Carter Jenkins
I found the guy that poisoned dogs in my neighborhood. He admitted it 10 years after the fact in a bar. It was very satisfying.
Jack Morales
>hurr durr they're not being violent like I've been told they would at Sup Forums, they're just being creative and using dog poo >better tell Sup Forums to know what do
Liam Long
Hehe, I just realized turd rhymes with third. lol
Samuel Wright
Go to San Diego, you sad sad soul
John Cruz
You are fucking dead kiddo. I don’t give a fuck who you are or where you live. You can count on me to be there to bring your fucking life to a hellish end. I’ll put you in so much fucking pain that it’ll make Jesus being nailed to a cross in the desert look like a fucking back massage on a tropical island. I don’t give a fuck how many reps you have or how tough you are IRL, how well you can fight, or how many fucking guns you own to protect yourself. I’ll fucking show up at your house when you aren’t home. I’ll turn all the lights on in your house, leave all the water running, open your fridge door and not close it, and turn your gas stove burners on and let them waste gas. You’re going to start stressing the fuck out, your blood pressure will triple, and you’ll have a fucking heart attack. You’ll go to the hospital for a heart operation, and the last thing you’ll see when you’re being put under in the operating room is me hovering above you, dressed like a doctor. When you wake up after being operated on, wondering what ticking time bomb is in your chest waiting to go off. You’ll recover fully from your heart surgery. And when you walk out the front door of the hospital to go home I’ll run you over with my fucking car out of no where and kill you. I just want you to know how easily I could fucking destroy your pathetic excuse of a life, but how I’d rather go to a great fuckng length to make sure your last remaining days are spent in a living, breathing fucking hell. It’s too late to save yourself.
Tyler Thomas
Did you do anything?
Brandon Cox
if they want to play poopy games we can play poopy games too.
step 1: obtain a quran, talmud, or other piece of lefty propaganda step 2: put it in a public toilet step 3: shit on it
Ryan Jenkins
>using poo at what you don't like is being creative. 2/10 made me reply
Tyler Thomas
I would personally have smashed his head against the concrete pavement until he passed out and suffered permanent brain damage. What did you do?
Michael Green
t. mohammed
Michael James
This is totally fake
Dylan Nelson
I was the bouncer, I beat him til he couldn't talk, called the cops, and he got arrested for possession of a controlled substance with intent to distribute.
Sebastian Powell
lol its that larpingh faggot again. ill cut your throat you nigger boy
Justin Bell
>wear jackboots >get boots covered in shit >visit lefty businesses and drag shit all over the floor
Kevin Barnes
OBTAIN 100,000 QURANS
LAY IT ON TOP OF THE POOP
WALK OVER IT
HOLY SHIT FREE PROPAGANDA
WE ON WORLDWIDE MEDIA NOW
Oliver Miller
D-don't tell me you actually took the time to read all of that crap, r-right user?
Andrew Myers
They're monkeys dressed up like people
Mason Garcia
94th post best post I hope you fags will do this. Good luck!