Red-pilled is only optional but can't be a Blue-pilled yuppie
Zakk Wylde:
>Patriotic, Openly Religious
>Culturally appropriated the Viking look into the new epitome of masculinity
>Early 50s and Lifts
>Talented, played Guitar and Piano since freshman year of highschool
>Can rape any instrument or genre with strings
>Among the best if not the best shredders in metal
>Thumbnail shaped like a pick and out-shreds almost anyone with it
>Used booze as a blood thinner for an entire decade to bypass blood clots and still fucking alive
>Can't go more than 5 minutes without describing a sex scene
>Sold steroids to Ozzy pre-music career (and used that to get in Black Sabbath)
>Has his own brand of Guitars and Coffee which both are super high quality
>Has a steroid fed tree farm in his backyard which he uses for his guitar wood
>Avoided drugs for much of his early career because preferred high doses of Viagra (and so did she)
>Claims to use vaginal secretion as Beard lotion
>Piss stream like a garden hose
>Frontrunner to fill in for Dimebag Fucking Darrell if or when Pantera Reunites
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