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> 35+ inches of rain; 110 mph winds
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> Landfall as Category 3
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> 700+ Texas National Guards Deployed
click2houston.com
> Abbott: Texas coastal residents “need to strongly consider evacuating”
statesman.com
BE PREPARED:
nhc.noaa.gov
THREAD THEME:
youtube.com
STREAMS:
youtube.com
FIRST
SHIT'S STARTING TO GET SPOOPY
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WEW LAD
CHILLIN FEMALES AND OLD PEOPLE ALL DEAD
>Post yfw the dragon's belly drips water
FIX YOUR FUFCKING FONT RENDERING YOU FAGGOT
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Jeff is punching the core
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F
the storm before the storm
JEFF MIGHT ACTUALLY DIE THIS TIME GUYS
pscp.tv
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Thinking about setting up a normie book stream using my phone (rigt up the charger stand so it sits upright while streaming out a window.
should i do it?
WOOOOOOO!!!
Who ready here?
Also, post tunes
youtube.com
>5MPH AWAY FROM BEING CATEGORY 4
5MPH AWAY FROM BEING CATEGORY 4
>5MPH AWAY FROM BEING CATEGORY 4
5MPH AWAY FROM BEING CATEGORY 4
>5MPH AWAY FROM BEING CATEGORY 4
5MPH AWAY FROM BEING CATEGORY 4
>5MPH AWAY FROM BEING CATEGORY 4
5MPH AWAY FROM BEING CATEGORY 4
Ill give him a nice beautiful F
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I did a time lapse here in brazoria county 2big4hiroshimoot
>using faceberg
Why not just use periscope or some shit?
I CAN FEEL IT COMING IN THE AIR TONIGHT, OH LORD
>FONT
MY FONT IS FINE YOU MOTHER FUCKER
periscope: pscp.tv
>tfw comfy and dry in Ft. Worth
RIP Jeff
>The belly of the dragon will drip with water
>THREAD THEME
THREAD THEME
JEFF JUST FUCKING DIED
F
>JEFF JUST FUCKING DIED
>F
JEFF JUST FUCKING DIED
F
>JEFF JUST FUCKING DIED
>F
>>using faceberg
>Why not just use periscope or some shit?
I'm not familliar and bandwith for myself isn't great. i'll look it up. i haven't even looked at doing a stream yet. just thought about trying it.
jeff's blue screened.
he ded
JEFF FUCKING DIED
This shits happen every fucking year, what the fuck is different this time, niggers drowning because they cant swim. Fuck this gay thread.
Oh lordy!
Rip Jeff
Perfect
oh god he's gone isn't he
its actually the biggest storm to make landfall in the US in 12 years
which stream is best right now?
Guys I was going to the bathroom what happened to Jeff? Is he okay?
>first major hurricane to hit the US in 12 years
>happens every year
Press F to pay respects
This one is going to linger for days and cause immense flooding. Might even come back around for another go at our assholes.
ALL TEXANS REPORT IN
>COUNTY
>STATUS
>GRUB
>VIEW OUTSIDE
Montgomery reporting in. First rainfall coming in, stocked and locked, about to have some sauteed grilled shrimp and ride this bitch out.
Press F for Jeff
JEFF DED
>JEFF DED
JEFF DED
>JEFF DED
JEFF DED
>JEFF DED
JEFF DED
>JEFF DED
JEFF DED
>JEFF DED
AND YOU'RE STILL NOT GETTING THE OP RIGHT!
The car literally flipped over and he died and the screen went blue... the last thing we ever heard him say was "stand by"...
he's fucking dead and its all your fault
Bastrop county reporting for habbening
he's gone
>no Steve Harvey memes
What the fuck pol
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Hurricane Hooknose.
noooooo..!!!
Jeff lives!
Literally the Blue Screen of Death
God why
They warned you fucking retards
The scientists warned you! Time and time again! 'warmer oceans will cause hurricanes to be stronger'. 'burning fossil fuels will drive warmer oceans'
But you fucking DENIERS didn't listen did you? you fucking fucktards hid behind your blogs and your trump and your denial of evidence. You refused to use renewables, you spat in the face of nature and our climate and now Gaia is screaming 'I WARNED YOU. NOW YOU ARE GROUNDED. YOU ARE NO SON OF MINE'.
I have fucking family in the path of this storm.
I use electric saving light bulbs
I sold my car
I haven't been abroad in 10 years
I haven't eaten meat in 9 years
I wash myself in a fucking bucket of rainwater
I spent my life savings on solar panels
I cook food on a fire I make with dry leaves and tinder I buy from my neighbours gardens
I got beaten up by pakis because I found a discared Koran and they saw me putting it into a recycling bin
I have ruined my own life to save the planet
And you people ruined everything
And now you will fucking die
I hope that 1 million americans die, 10 million made homeless, this is what the climate denial capital of the planet deserves and I will laugh at the videos that emerge of overweight yanks getting mangled to death by soaring street signs, of fires burning american children, of american women drowning in the storm surge.
This is the best day of my life.
CATEGORY 4 WHEN
CATEGORY 5 WHEN
kek don't let us down
Fort Bend
Got home early from work and got comfy.
Just some water for now.
It's grey and raining. Nothing crazy yet.
Jeff took a direct hit from a magnitude 6.2 tornado.
we should have listened
Cat 4 landfall
Damage will eclipse Katrina
Screencap it
CAT 4 nao
Rip
Fort Bend
Comfy
Just finished my chili
Grey sky with light rain and light wind
Texas
Kaufman
Popcorn for happening
Overcast and pretty cool out.
Waiting for hurricane to wipe away all niggers spics and libs from lower texas
Nothing you do will save the planet. Nothing any of us will do barely puts a dent in the pollution that China causes.
JEFF IS BACK
>show 2004/present
>wonder why you left that out?
Almonds activated
Is it seriously gonna be a cat 4? Don't scare me guys
I don't live in the path of the storm, not my problem.
yes
NAME A COUNTY THATS ABOUT TO GO FUCKING UNDER
Like every woman, Gaia likes it rough. She took poundings from asteroid chads for millennia before we were here. She'll continue to get fucked good and hard just like she likes.
Not that you'd know anything about pleasing a woman, Nigel. That's why Britain is now a caliphate.
Orange
Comfy
Beer and jelly beans
Overcast
How high is it gonna go? Is cat 4 the limit it is expected to reach?
Dallasfag
Shits boring, don't die niggers.
looks like it
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If the pressure is not less than 900 mbars, it is a windy drizzle.
In Jefferson atm. It's raining. 10 cases of water 50 MREs. Scored em for a dollar each on fb today. Henry all weather 45-70 and glawk fortay in the truck with me. Hoping for a good ole chimpout.
It might.
twitter.com
>stops at '04
Why not show the last 13 years? :^)
where is jeff
Potter here, watching all this from the safety of the opposite side of the state. Light rain earlier. Wouldn't mind a beer right now.
Who is Jeff?
Sup Forums is desperate for a habbening. it's been a while.
If it gets any slower you'll have a cat 5
the bonezone
good. government should be used to cause a human extinction event. everyone needs to die. MORE FOSSIL FUELS!
>If it's not in the top 5 strongest hurricanes of all time it's not a hurricane
in North Houston currently drinking my face off so when my roof flies off and house is flooded I can at least deal with the catrasrophe a little buzzed
this guy
pscp.tv
top tier stream
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Is this nuke place by Matagorda a problem?