BBC introduces nigger language

This is the level that we've been brought down to:
bbc.com/pidgin

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bbc.com/pidgin/world-40997001
youtube.com/watch?v=RrZlWw8Di10
youtu.be/uqONjqGqENc
bbc.com/pidgin/media-40969682
bbc.com/pidgin/world-41029247
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Catering to London again.

Out from "THEIR" house? They house.

Do people who talk like that read? Honestly curious.

JARJAR APPROVES

>wow many people

With your tax money :^)

this is unbelievably funny

bipbop mofo nix hood tha queen ye boii! we 100 reel british now

bbc.com/pidgin/tori-40942731


Lol what the fuck

ZLATAN IM DO MAGIC FOR DA FIELD

English just got BLACKED

you ain't seen shit
pidginbible.org/Concindex.html

Nah you fuckers did that first with you aluminum and sidewalks.

wait holy shit it's fucking real

This is hilarious.

Why don't they ever do headlines in 1337speak?
Are we not a big enough demographic for them?
Do we need to be more oppressed?

STOP IT
DELETE NOW

AHAHAHH YES LONDINIUM

Aluminum is correct, you faggots just changed it to aluminium so that it had the same ending as other elements. Way to get that 'tism up.

the absolute fuck?

>brits are being taxed for this
uma delicia

>IT'S FUCKING REAL
HAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA

I'm having flashbacks to 'Rastamouse'.

There is no longer need for satire.

> Alas, the time of the most despicable man is coming, he that is no longer able to despise himself. Behold, I show you the last man.
> "What is love? What is creation? What is longing? What is a star?" thus asks the last man, and blinks.
> The earth has become small, and on it hops the last man, who makes everything small. His race is as ineradicable as the flea; the last man lives longest.
> No shepherd and one herd! Everybody wants the same, everybody is the same: whoever feels different goes voluntarily into a madhouse.
> "We have invented happiness," say the last men, and they blink.

On a kinda related note, Scots english Wikipedia is always good for a laugh

sco.wikipedia.org/wiki/Main_Page

Africans, arguably Jamaicans.

But they speak like that, they still read English. It's retarded to just make a "language" where everything is spelt wrong.

BIX

>bbc.com/pidgin

dis news African don dey no we ken Jamaican

NOOD

can people who speak pidgin even read?

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Why in the fuck is this funny? This is infuriating

You're all worse than the people who actually do this shit because you fucking get off to it. You're like a bunch of masochists taking enjoyment from this shit. Fuck you.

It just gets better

BRITKEKS how can you be this shitty and why did you try to ruin WWII

This is like irl newspeak
Should we be laughing or crying?

nuke us

PFFT HAHAHA

Lmao. How is this not "racist?" Is BBC dare I say, /ournews/?

pidginbible.org/

AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAH
*BREATHES*
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
bbc.com/pidgin/world-40997001

John 3:16 “God wen get so plenny love an aloha fo da peopo inside da world, dat he wen send me, his one an ony Boy, so dat everybody dat trus me no get cut off from God, but get da real kine life dat stay to da max foeva.

innit !

>spelt
I hate the way this word sounds compared with, "spelled".

It's more like disbelief kind of funny

Ayo, we gotsta give dem cheeldrun sum food chops! so they no suffer-suffer!

Its all been done before.

youtube.com/watch?v=RrZlWw8Di10

So how much of your tax money is going to this? Are they hiring local African writers for these articles? How the fuck is it the job of England to make a news site comprehensible for war torn and impoverished Nigerians?

holy shit

>FAKE AND G-
>It's real
Limeys were a mistake.

Spelt is correct you nigger-nig

Not surprising. My ladt visit to London several years ago (and ain't going back until demographics shift back to more British) the cheap flat I stayed in was no longer a charming neighborhood of eccentric poor Brits - it was overrun with immigrants. I had to keep the windows open (cuz summer) and every morning these Jamaican-sounding people would wake me up yelling at each other. (No, not the same two people. They were all over, and apparently yelling at each other at the crack of dawn is a tradition for these people.) Did have one good laugh one morning when I woke up to some guy with accent yelling in broken English at a woman to put some clothes on, asking her if she "have shame." She yelled back relentlessly, f this, f that, f you, eeh eeh eeh. He then yelled he was calling the cops, loooooong pause, then she shouts back "Okay no. No problem. I go."

Think I've seen this before.

youtu.be/uqONjqGqENc

He didn't say it wasn't you fascist

jej

I really wish this was a joke but it isn't. It's like Idiocracy come true...some sort of nightmare.

MY
FUCKING
BALLS
BBC Pidgin Minute: bbc.com/pidgin/media-40969682

Off my case, black face! Do not get snappy with me

I wouldn't have thought those who spoke such a dialect would know how to read in the first place.
If they did learn then why aren't they just taught standard English?
Same idea as American blacks being taught written ebonics? And even if they can read, are they really interested in reading news of any kind outside of twitter headlines?

Maybe we can turn this against them, and get them ass blasted by nigs and other MSM networks by launching a campaign against it saying its racist, and its cultural appropriation or something like that.

Fuck, airplane was such a good movie. They don't make movies like that anymore

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THATS IT
IVE LOST IT
MY SIDES

They must be stopped

shee dey sen mi bak?

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DEM NO GET TOILET

DEY HAS A DESIGNATED STREET THAT DEY SHITTIN INNIT

Is this shit real? Or another Rothschild attempt at dumbing down Western society...

Its real lad, you've just never been exposed to Nigerians, consider yourself lucky for that

how is this real

If this doesn't definitely prove that there are differences in IQ between whites and blacks then I don't know what will.

ay bby u want sum fuk?

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what I really want to know is does anyone actually read bbc in pidgin? There can't be that many blacks who want to read the bbc and can't read normal english or any other language?

holy shit I saw morracows video, I thought it was a browser plugin or something.
>DEM BUMBACLOT RA RA GON

My God...

>One woman for India don get permission from court to divorce her husband because im no gree build toilet for dem house..
>The woman wey dey for her 20's don dey married to her husband for five years, but na for inside bush she dey poopoo.

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>an image with no source or citations

WELP

Pidgin is English that's basically been gangraped by another language, in this case West African languages. They speak the stuff in the Caribbean too. It's a lot like Scots, it's so vastly different from other forms of English it might as well be a new language, but it's not.

And it's fucking retarded to cater to it since it's just slang, and speakers just read and write regular English, just like everybody else in the fucking world.

>dat stay to da max foeva

this is straight jamaican patois and is a language in its own right

bbc.com/pidgin/world-41029247

how strong your toe be?

first paragraph after intro is highly relevant

I don't understand, can you replace all the "th"s with "d"s and remove the letter "h" entirely?

wat bord dis be frum

You know thats right buttercup

holy shit this is hilarious

> Idiocracy was a documentary

I don kno. /sci/ may be. /lit/ may be?

>Cuz I his guy

>if i's reach page 1
I's be free

I mean, its either get pissed/depressed or laugh at the ridiculousness of it all

Mfw this is actually real

I don't have a problem with this at all. I love diversity. I dislike multiculturalism.

This, sad but this

I mean, the clips are very cheerful so far.

Uhhhh...what the fuck is this? Rundown?

ok can somebody explain to me if this is where the pidgin that you download in linux gets its name... because the mascot is an actual pigeon and now i'm confused. their pigeon doesn't look like any of these pidgins, even though it has the same spelling as pidgin.

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