/hhg/ - Hurricane Harvey General - Blood in the Water Edition

PASTEBIN:
notehub.org/b1v5b

STREAMS:
youtube.com/watch?v=-615uhU8By8
youtube.com/watch?v=UkDPhTyXYH4
periscope.tv/w/1dRKZnPEBEgKB
periscope.tv/w/1gqxvOqlvEeKB
pscp.tv/Jeff_Piotrowski/1DXGyOrdzvPxM?
streamable.com/cyldw

NEWS:
>Here's what time Hurricane Harvey is expected to make landfall in Texas
cbs19.tv/news/heres-what-time-hurricane-harvey-is-expected-to-make-landfall-in-texas/467425278

>Governor Abbott Suspends Collection of Hotel and Motel Taxes During Hurricane Harvey
kfyo.com/governor-abbott-suspends-collection-of-hotel-and-motel-taxes-during-hurricane-harvey/

>Hurricane Harvey becomes Category 4 storm
cnn.com/2017/08/25/us/hurricane-harvey/index.html

> 35+ inches of rain; 110 mph winds
nhc.noaa.gov/text/refresh/MIATCPAT4 shtml/251452.shtml

> Hurricane Harvey Grows To Category 4 Storm As It Closes In On Texas Coast
npr.org/sections/thetwo-way/2017/08/25/546033639/harvey-nears-major-hurricane-status-as-it-closes-in-on-texas-coast

> 700+ Texas National Guards Deployed
click2houston.com/news/more-than-700-troops-depoyed-to-assist-with-harvey-threat

> Locations uninhabitable for months?
archive.is/0MpOb

BE PREPARED:
nhc.noaa.gov/prepare/ready.php

THREAD THEME:
youtube.com/watch?v=BixwVsiDdZM

Other urls found in this thread:

youtube.com/watch?v=bS2F_XRsfCY
strawpoll.me/13789368
twitter.com/AnonBabble

ALTERNATIVE THREAD THEME:
youtube.com/watch?v=bS2F_XRsfCY

TURN OFF NOTIFICATIONS JEFF

rest in peace Jeffypoo

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JEFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF STAY WITH US JEFF

press H

Its getting worse by the second.

>that ring tone

STRUCTURES FAILING JEFF

STRUCTURES FAILINNNNG

This is Jeff!

>tfw lost power for a second
>just got the internet back up and running
FUGGG

holy fuck people wont stop calling

stupid burgers with their stupids hurricanes, here in Europe( aka. First World) there's no hurricanes, because this is no infested with spics and niggers, Europe is 100% WHITE, have 100 times better culture than America, 100 times more safe, and people 100 times more intelligent, and we don't have an orange cheeto of president

The hurricane eye wobbling like that is concerning right? Its gaining strength...

Who has Jeff's number?

j-jeff

I CAN'T TALK TO YOU
Sorry I just can't

WHAT IS HIS NUMBER?

>try to go back outside
>WOOOOH CLASH BANG
>ooook maybe not

FINAL BOSS: JEFF VS THE COLLAPSED ROOF

Jeff will survive this. Digits confirm

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Balls of fucking STEEL

whats the plan when his roof collapses?

...

IF YOU GET THE CALL JEFF, ANSWER IT

now its about the worst that it's been all day, nothing like jeff's area though (about an hour north of me)

>Gonna go outside
>NOPE

JEFF GET IN THE CAR

Stay safe Texas anons. If you die you'll be voting for Chelsea in 2020.

ROOF JUST WENT DOWN

>54

WHAT DOES IT MEAN

JEEEFFF!!

MY NAME IS JEFF

the call that saved Jeff

Any last words, Texas bros?

This is a pretty comfy thread/stream

JEFF GET IN YOUR FUCKING CAR MATE

FOR FUCKS SAKE JEFF

HOW MUCH LONGER CAN THEY HOLD OUT?!

JEFF IS SURROUNDED!!!

its been nice knowing you, Jeff.

official pollack hurricane stream get in here.

twitch/ussdonaldjtrump

im sorry i can't talk to you right now

HES GOING TO FUCKING DIE

20 minutes north of austin

am I gonna make it lads

can you give me a quick rudnown on the eyewall

...

AGHHHHH DAVOS
SOMEONE

Bogs have bigger plans for Jeff.

STAND BY

HIS MINI VAN DOESNT STAND A CHANCE! WHAT IS HIS ESCAPE PLAN EVEN CONSISTING OF BEYOND MUH EYEWALL!?

POST YOUR RARES FOR JEFF. KEK, SAVE JEFF!

he be ok

WHAT HAPPENS WHEN THE ROOF IS GONE?

Why are people walking around in a hurricane

What is Harvey expected to be if it hits Houston?

This dude single handedly made me want to be a storm chaser. Thanks for showing me my future career Jeff. Stay safe you fucking fearless bastard

cat death

not even raining yet

I want to build a hurricane house out of those palm trees. Nothing taking them.

He almost makes it.

Only digits can save Jeff now

is this thing going to hit jeff in the face?

death

JEFF IS GOING TO DIE

WHAT IS JEFF DOING

THis is like watching a fuckig horror movie!

>GET IN THE FUCKING CAR!!!! WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING

>2-3 more hours of this

the car worsh wont hold

jeff is finished

F

WHAT IF THE FUCKING STRUCTURE AROUD JEFF FALLS?!?!

So China is responsible for this storm with their weather machines and Jeff is gonna die tonight and it's gonna be the final fucking straw.

We will swim eternal on the Fury Storm.

Jeff is a professional he will be fine

It hasn't even started raining in my part of Houston yet

Please tell me Jeff will be safe.

Texarkana here. Bit cloudy out. It sprinkled earlier but not enough for me to turn on my wipers. I'm terrified.

Nothing will happen.

>George is actually Dr. Robotnik
It all makes sense now.

THE EYE WALL IS COMING WITH LIGHTNING

stay with us jeff

Based Potato-Nigger.

...

Or a snuff film. Am I watching a snuff film??

winds are changing direction due to the curvature of the eyewall. that debris is going to come straight at him.

this is FUCKING INSANEEEEEEEE

Praying for Jeff Piotrowski, the man who has most fun right now.

those dubbles can't hurt his chances though
go easy and stay safe jeff

>mfw trying to have cozy friday night
>Harvey stirring up 155mph shitwinds and throwing shit at J E F F

Is the stream 240p for anyone else? And dont tell me to get faster internet you fucking niggers

...

is this too much rain?

jeff why

What did Jeff mean by this?

...

nvm back in car

Christians, Muslims, Jews brothers of all faith on pol pray for Jeff!

Yes it's 240p. He's in the middle of a fucking hurricane.

WHERE THE FUCK IS JEFF

>MFW we are all here just waiting to see him die

it's his connection, he's right in the middle of the storm so his speeds aren't going to be great

this is where jeff is
THE CAR WASH IS WASHING TOO MUCH SHUT IT DOWN

yeah corpus is fucked