Status: Currently a Category 4 storm with max sustained wins of 145 MPH. Extremely heavy rain near the center will result in widespread floods across southern and coastal Texas. Storm has officially made landfall just north-east of Corpus Christi.
I'm hearing a bunch of terrible noises let me go check on the other guys, even in death Jeff is the fucking bro
Luis Brooks
jeff is fine
Cooper Green
this is way more exciting than that shitty florida hurricane last year
Henry Martinez
>Something got hit. >I must check it. He is a trooper.
Jace Jackson
ROOF COMING OFF!
Joshua Rivera
roof=off
Jacob Reyes
Check 'em!
Ian Stewart
THE ROOF IS COMING OFF
STOP IT STOP IT
MORE LIGHTNING
Jayden Cook
I unironically don't want jeff to die.
Liam Butler
this is fucking nuts
Jonathan Green
>OUR ROOF'S COMING OFF
Kayden Morgan
TARS
GET I THE CAR TARS
TRANSLATE THE DATA INTO Sup Forums POSTS TARS
Angel Nelson
>GOD HELP US HERE WILL JEFF SURVIVE
Parker Edwards
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Tyler Hill
IT'S A ROOF MASSACRE
Jack Hall
im fucking shaking watching this madman this is scary as fuck
Christian Clark
Their roof is coming off! Their roof is failing!
Juan Allen
Where should I watch the fun? I usually watch CNN for storms but they've decided Trump is more important
Carson Rogers
Well there is no saving him :/
Justin Clark
THANK U KEK
Lincoln Morris
It's hard to beat trips of truth but take my power!
Hunter Roberts
>THE ROOF IS OFF THE ROOF IS OFF >THE ROOF IS OFF THE ROOF IS OFF >THE ROOF IS OFF THE ROOF IS OFF >THE ROOF IS OFF THE ROOF IS OFF >THE ROOF IS OFF THE ROOF IS OFF >THE ROOF IS OFF
Connor Wright
F A I L I N G A I L I N G
Bentley Taylor
OH SHIT HES GONNA DIE
Jayden Jackson
Jeff is a true professional even in the face of certain death.
If he survives this he BETTER FUCKING GET ANOTHER EMMY
Matthew Long
*former car wash
Bentley Stewart
EVERYTHING IS WARPING
Bentley Collins
did it just get stronger? how will this end?
William White
HOLY FUCKING SHIT NIGGERS
Levi Cox
cant see shit captain
but it sounds livid
Owen Davis
CHECKD
Jackson Moore
I agree, and I was actually in that hurricane. Barely any rain, some fun little gusts, but just more of an annoyance than anything because loss of power and fence repairs over just a little pussy storm.