/HHG/ Hurricane Harvey General - We Love Radar Edition

NOAA STATUS: nhc.noaa.gov/graphics_at4.shtml?cone#contents
NOAA SUMMARIES: nhc.noaa.gov/nhc_at4.xml
Wikipedia Page: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hurricane_Harvey

JEFF STREAM: pscp.tv/Jeff_Piotrowski/1zqKVRbYXWWKB
(Press H to get rid of the hearts, etc.)


Status: Currently a Category 4 storm with max sustained wins of 145 MPH. Extremely heavy rain near the center will result in widespread floods across southern and coastal Texas. Storm has officially made landfall just north-east of Corpus Christi.

-----NEWS-----
>Live Updates: cnn.com/2017/08/25/us/hurricane-harvey-latest/index.html
>"Write your SSN on your arm": thehill.com/homenews/348030-texas-mayor-tells-those-not-evacuating-to-write-names-social-security-numbers-on
>Harvey Hits Cat 4: nytimes.com/2017/08/25/us/hurricane-harvey.html
>700 National Guardsmen On Standby: click2houston.com/news/more-than-700-troops-depoyed-to-assist-with-harvey-threat
>Coldplay Cancels Houstan Show: abcnews.go.com/Entertainment/hurricane-harvey-prompts-coldplay-cancel-houston-show-preserve/story?id=49421166


-----HURRICANE SAFETY:-----
txdot.gov/inside-txdot/division/traffic/safety/weather/hurricane.html
nws.noaa.gov/os/hurricane/
redcross.org/get-help/how-to-prepare-for-emergencies/types-of-emergencies/hurricane
nationalgeographic.com/environment/natural-disasters/hurricane-safety-tips/


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you can do it jeff

PRAY FOR JEFF GUYS

First for save jeff

DIGITS FOR JEFF
AHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

anyone else going to drink themselves to sleep if jeff doesnt make it?

why do burgers build such shitty homes
if your house makes any sort of sound during a hurricane it's no good

These threads are fun.

Stay safe Jeff

HOW IS HE NOT DEAD?

If singles Jeff lives

Jeff is a national hero

HE'S FALLING IN THE INTERSTELLAR BLACK HOLE

will Jeff become a meme?

JEFF PLS

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Dear God please protect Jeff and his partners out there.

>It actually keeps getting worse

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dry off jeff

FUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKK

you mad man

IS THERE ANY WAY ON DESKTOP TO MAKE PERISCOPE FLIP LANDSCAPE?

Also shit is blowing into the carwash.

Please Jeff

FUCKING NOTIFCATIONS
HOW AUTISTIC DO YOU HAVE TO BE TO NOT TURN THAT OFF

ADKFAL;KDSFLKAJSDFL;KAJSD;FKLASD;F;KDSFAS;JKJKJJDFJDANZV,ZCVXCNM.ZXXCV

witnessed!!!

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what the fuck is that shed made of

JEFF!

somebody make a petition to invite Jeff to the Whitehouse. He's literally Teddy R tier.

HES ACENDING

C A T S I X
flying palms of happening
C A T S I X
flying palms of happening
C A T S I X
flying palms of happening

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chekd

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GOD HELP US HERE

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> tfw standing and drowning

the eye is gonna hit jeff any moment now

>god help us

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DID THEY GOT HIT!!???

I wonder if he got permission from the car wash folks for this.

GOD PROTECT HIM

These digits negate your digits

Would you ride out a hurricane in pic related?

witnessed
kek is here bois, nothing bad will happen to jeff

anyone else smoking like you're working mission control for apollo 13?

CAR IS SHAKING

SIMON!!!

>tfw gonna go to the corner store to get more booze

don't die for like 5 more mins pls jeff

Prayers with jeff

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He is saved

PRAY FOR JEFF

Nah but these do

SAVE JEFF

>GOD HELP US HERE

NOIOO JEFFF DONT DIEE

Jeffs location
google.no/maps/@28.0448352,-97.0425488,3a,75y,308.68h,79.02t/data=!3m6!1e1!3m4!1sPfvQZx725FLFa8ZaB7lYKQ!2e0!7i13312!8i6656?hl=en

THE ROOF!!

I'm hearing a bunch of terrible noises let me go check on the other guys, even in death Jeff is the fucking bro

jeff is fine

this is way more exciting than that shitty florida hurricane last year

>Something got hit.
>I must check it.
He is a trooper.

ROOF COMING OFF!

roof=off

Check 'em!

THE ROOF IS COMING OFF

STOP IT STOP IT

MORE LIGHTNING

I unironically don't want jeff to die.

this is fucking nuts

>OUR ROOF'S COMING OFF

TARS

GET I THE CAR TARS

TRANSLATE THE DATA INTO Sup Forums POSTS TARS

>GOD HELP US HERE
WILL JEFF SURVIVE

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

IT'S A ROOF MASSACRE

im fucking shaking watching this madman this is scary as fuck

Their roof is coming off!
Their roof is failing!

Where should I watch the fun? I usually watch CNN for storms but they've decided Trump is more important

Well there is no saving him :/

THANK U KEK

It's hard to beat trips of truth but take my power!

>THE ROOF IS OFF
THE ROOF IS OFF
>THE ROOF IS OFF
THE ROOF IS OFF
>THE ROOF IS OFF
THE ROOF IS OFF
>THE ROOF IS OFF
THE ROOF IS OFF
>THE ROOF IS OFF
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F A I L I N G
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OH SHIT HES GONNA DIE

Jeff is a true professional even in the face of certain death.

If he survives this he BETTER FUCKING GET ANOTHER EMMY

*former car wash

EVERYTHING IS WARPING

did it just get stronger?
how will this end?

HOLY FUCKING SHIT NIGGERS

cant see shit captain

but it sounds livid

CHECKD

I agree, and I was actually in that hurricane. Barely any rain, some fun little gusts, but just more of an annoyance than anything because loss of power and fence repairs over just a little pussy storm.

user whyyyy?

HERE COMES THE HIGHWALL

the eyewall is coming

E Y E W A L L
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pscp.tv/w/1zqKVRbYXWWKB

>HERE COMES THE EYEWALL

JEFF
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