The military has seized control of the presidency. Trump needs our help.
Charles Cox
This makes me so happy.
Jonathan Ward
Reminder that Miller will be next.
Asher Wilson
President Donald J. Trump
>he stared directly into a total eclipse, and the sun went blind. >he built a sandcastle on a beach in Dubai, then sold it to the Saudi Royal Family as a vacation home. >he won a golf tournament with a single stroke. >he folded a paper airplane and threw it out the window; it bombed 4 ISIS bases. >he signs legislation with feather quill pens plucked from a bald eagle perched on his desk. >he follows witches around on a stage while standing perfectly still. >he wanted to adopt a new pet, so he went on a safari. >he was held hostage by terrorists; when negotiations were finished, they paid him a $30 million ransom. >his online shitposting directs the course of human history. >he sells rice to the Chinese. >when his car was blocked by violent rioters, he walked the rest of the way. >eating fast food makes him healthier. >at the end of his 2 terms of President, he’ll look 30 years younger. >when he visited the Vatican, the Pope prayed to him for forgiveness. >he made employee of the month after his job interview. >he was the guest speaker at his own college graduation. >he issues pardons for crimes that weren’t even committed. >the wives he divorced sing praise of his sexual prowess.
Isaiah Mitchell
Who /TeamMoney/ here?
Floyd is bros with the Trumps, McGregor is an anti-Trump cuck
Brandon Nguyen
It lessons the sting of Gorka's exit that's for sure
Jeremiah Lee
Good times
Dominic Nelson
Since the Electroal College originally gave the VP job to the person with the second-most EVs what would life be like under 'Madam Vice-President?'
Gavin Roberts
If digit(s) Ann Coulter gets exiled to Malta.
Jack Stewart
How about another /hhg/ so I can make fun of faggy Texans some more?
Robert Rodriguez
How do you Jew haters justify the way both Steve Mnuchin and Roy Cohn have been treated in the supposedly Jew-controlled media?
Noah Cooper
>implying that's a bad thing >implying we hate kikes Where do you think you are? Stormfront?
Juan White
>we need the military to step up and remove Trump by force! >oh no the military has taken over! or >i love the military and the vets and USA! >oh no Trump has put a lot of military in the WH! make up your mind
Dylan Fisher
STOP BEING RACIST AND SUPPORTING ARPAIO
Ethan Morgan
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Hunter Peterson
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Thomas Walker
...but only puppies can make serif joe smile
Jeremiah Moore
reroll.
Nathaniel Torres
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Anthony Long
reroll
Hunter Gonzalez
Trump would have had her quietly black bagged between the inauguration and setting up in the Naval Observatory (VP residence).
Logan Hall
Threadly reminder >inb4 the leaf attempts to reply to me again and calls me a CIA shill
>muh drumpf is a neocohen look at these tweets and this speech I've noticed something after reading several threads full of concern shills: all of the concern shills posting old Trump tweets and proclaiming he's a neocon (including molymeme) are being more deliberately dishonest than it may seem at first. The tweets they are referring to are from 2011 to 2013, wherein Trump was advocating leaving Afghanistan. Then in June 2014, ISIS as we know it formed. We know that in 2015 Trump's opinion was "well I don't really like being there but we kind of have to stay because if we just leave it will create a power vacuum" Fast forward to today where concern shills are deliberately ignoring a certain elephant with a black flag in the room in order to push their "TRUMP IS A NEOCOHEN" agenda (an agenda that is dishonest even if you only take his speech into question).
The timeline goes like this >Trump wants out of Afghanistan >Obama's fuckup in Iraq leads directly to ISIS's formation >Trump realizes that "just pulling out" doesn't cut it, we have to stabilize the region first >says so in 2015 >forward to now where he maintains that commitment and further BTFO's nation building and spreading democracy in favor of long-term stability >faggots call him a neocon
Also note how none of these losers define "neocon" as anything other than "doing war shit", conveniently forgetting that neocon foreign policy includes nation building and regime change, which Trump has disavowed. Trump is not a neocon, and he has not cucked out to [insert new boogeyman of the week]. Shills fuck off.
Ayden Flores
I'm sure a bunch of fucking Mexicans care about the fate of some sheriff.
Adrian Torres
Let me reroll that.
Connor Butler
7s
Brody Butler
I hope both beat the living shit out of each other
Lincoln Sanchez
This one would actually piss Sup Forums off
Luis Clark
I hate kikes. They killed Jesus. I also plan to enslave all pissmasons. Got a problem?
Brody Garcia
Why isn't "Hail [President name], hail Washington, hail Columbia!" a thing? The Presidential theme song is literally 'Hail to the Chief' and the lyrics give him the sense of awe and power. What happened?
Friendly reminder that Fort Bogdanoff is a real place and all the gold is there.
Jacob Brown
>tfw when they're both not white I'll go with Floyd, because he's at least an American.
Leo Scott
Let's send her to live with Fluffy instead
Matthew Johnson
what about sans serif joe?
Levi Cox
>White people would like the right to exist >Omg how horrifying it's just like hitler
Dylan Russell
I'm /TeamMoney/
fuck potato niggers
Anthony Gray
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Luis Clark
this is probably the only outcome that will make me happy
Jack Reyes
I love em both Enjoy the money you crazy fucks
John Richardson
WHAT HAS HE DONE
Jack Nguyen
WTF? I too am a gringo here in Mexico and not one person gives a fuck about the pardon let alone knows who Arpsio is.
Grayson Martin
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Landon Powell
Holy fuck what a faggot. I'd murder him for being that gay if I had him for a teacher.
Matthew Jenkins
What are you talking about We love jews
Daniel Lopez
maybe kek just wants her dead
John Sanders
Well best get ready my man
Anthony Moore
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Elijah Roberts
You have no idea how many beaners Joe was responsible for catching and deporting, or how many self deported in fear of him. If that guy is in Sonora it's actually quite likely that those people glaring at him know someone within at least three degrees of separation that Joe Arpaio was responsible for removing from the US.
Bentley Roberts
Maybe she and Eva can get married then.
Isaiah Davis
WE WUZ JEWS!
Blake Walker
AJEWWWW!
Hunter Price
Reddit is FREAKING the fuck out right now, I fucking love it.
Eli Hall
Make fun of them here. This is Ameri/pol/ after all.
Hunter Allen
Nothing wrong with kikes as long as they're #MAGA
Jose Ross
would legit be upset
Dylan Reyes
Is that Minecraft Notch or someone else?
Justin Martinez
Good thing he's a fat fuck who doesn't go to the gym, otherwise he might have a (((barbell accident))).
James Hall
Ban inc
Hunter Hughes
Minecraft Notch.
Gavin Bell
yes its the minecraft dude
Julian Phillips
Link? I wish I had fuck-off money
Brandon Campbell
Hope there are salt farmers out there atm
Ian Howard
I'll support whoever Trump supports
Jacob Jones
I still believe that Donald Trump is doing all his actions intentionally to destroy the Republican Party from within, and in a year after the Republicans get annihilated in the midterms and democrats become the majority he will flip to becoming a democrat, fill his cabinet with Democrats, and flip every position he was in to make everyone go from hating him to loving him for the biggest attention grab in American History
Am i too crazy even for Sup Forums
Nolan Gutierrez
PUPPIES!
Isaiah Reed
we'll never be sans Joe with Trump around
Leo Bennett
>ID; jeEw
you're on notice bud
Aiden James
What are you talking about People in /ptg/ supports it Sayonara 31 year old.
Noah Hall
I know you're all going to call me a shill, and I would call me a shill too if I was as brainwashed as half of you are, but pardoning sheriff Joe was the last straw for me. I can't vote for someone who thinks pardoning such a corrupt and shitty person as him is a good idea. The only good thing Trump has done so far is stopped funding Syrian rebels but he's also bombed Assad and let the USAF shoot down a Syrian Su-22. The only good thing he has done is cut funding to Syrian rebels, and even that was just a common sense decision.
Open your eyes and realize that you've been infiltrated by r/t_d and that Trump is in fact pretty retarded. Still better than Hillary tho.
Luke Allen
Just about the Joe pardon? Kek
William Brooks
It's the Minecraft guy Ever since he sold his company to Microsoft all he does is shitpost on Twitter all day
Mason Scott
This will break the dam.
Jason James
>maybe kek just wants her dead Guess not. Send her to Mexico? >Maybe she and Eva can get married then. That would actually be worse
Levi Howard
Its a bad idea
Jaxon Nelson
If his plan is to destroy the republican party and give power to democrats, he wouldn't directly side with them as a president.
Blake Gomez
Just go into the megathread on r/all, scroll down to the comments, and grab a screenie. It's ALL fucking salt.
Caleb Cooper
>Joe's law
Christopher Lewis
i'm not gay but I want to hug the sleepyposters
Dylan Green
I'd do the same if I had a billion dollars.
Cameron Turner
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Thomas Mitchell
HOW DARE YOU ENFORCE THE LAW
HOW FUCKING
DARE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!
Jason Gray
I just assumed the amount of shrieking over the pardon was due to the Sheriff bucking the Obama administration, and that the vast majority was overblown. How accurate is the sexual abuse stuff?
Xavier Edwards
that faggot won't go two feet away from his keyboard just like i won't
Logan Lee
made up/10
Liam Rogers
what the fuck is that cuck talking about?
Landon Brooks
Reddit salt 2
Landon Hughes
> I will bury you
Oliver Foster
A lot of things are bad ideas it doesn't stop them from happening.
Nolan Ortiz
>touching other ppl. no thanks
Austin Lewis
jesus fucking christ who talks like that
Ryder Martinez
>time of plenty It doesn't matter who you are, we are all Americans!
>Time of struggle before collapse I just care about my race
>time of post apocalyptic survival I just care about myself and my family
The Left causes economic hardship. Their systems are just intellectual wank with no basis on how money actually works. Yes it would all be nice if houses, food and healthcare rained from the sky like manna from heaven, but that's not how it works. Paradoxically "Literally Hitler" growing the economy is what will delay the balkanization of the United States. Noticed I said "delay"
Luis Turner
Israel is pretty cool, bud. Say no to lefty Jews.
Benjamin Myers
i can't tell what you're trying to force harder, this reaction image or sipping
Isaiah Hall
LETHAL WEAPON
Zachary Hill
He also tweeted at feminists that 'mansplaining' was stupid, and when they argued, claimed they were 'cuntsplaining'.
Easton Butler
The reason that Arpaio came under Obama's cross hairs in the first place was that he was too effective at enforcing a Mexodus from Maricopa County. Phoenix is probably a major hub in the drug and human trafficking pipelines. Any Democrat accusing a Republican of diddling kids is probably projecting.
Blake Hughes
They actually think this decision will hurt Trump
Even if Trump was some cold, purely strategic operator it would still make sense to pardon Arpaio
Isaac Bailey
There is literally nothing Trump can do that would have this general turn on him. Prove me wrong.
