I wonder if he turned off the stream for a few minutes to jack off and cum super hard in the peak of the storm to watch his load travel at 140mph after cumming. Imagine that would be the peak of any stormchaser
Ryan Morris
Kek please save the kato.
Daniel Brown
What's his name, lads? >Jeff "I Bring The Pain To Hurricanes" Piotrowski >Jeff "The Car Warsh Is Getting Harsh" Piotrowski >Jeff "Tornados Are No-Gos" Piotrowski >Jeff "Just A Couple Buildings Collapsed" Piotrowski >Jeff "Don't Call When I'm In The Squall" Piotrowski
Jack Gomez
He was holding it back. GOOD FUCKING MORNING GODDAMNIT was his hurricane prevention phrase. The only protection we have now is to go beyond humanity. 5 SCOOPS
Isaiah Jenkins
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Michael Gomez
thanks but like 20 other people already responded to me lol
James Martinez
MY GRANDMA WONT ANSWER HER PHONE
MAYBE ITS BECAUSE SHES DEAF
Bentley Baker
#NEVER4GET
Kayden Campbell
rip in peace
Gabriel Lewis
still weaker than Typhoon Haiyan
Austin Harris
corpus user here heavy winds and rain i think i have heard hail hit my storm shutters too also many people are without power in the city
Jordan Taylor
WHY DOES SHE HAVE A PHONE
Andrew Robinson
Buildings? Any Texas Bros here? Looting yet?
Alexander Stewart
Goodnight sweet prince
Ryan Harris
This is much more interesting than the "Virgin Matthew" hurricane
LORD KEK HAS PERSONALLY COME TO FUCKING SHEPARD YOU THROUGH THE STORM
Lucas Collins
I'm in Austin but nothing's happening.
Jose Garcia
Kind of stupid, but I got a kek out of it.
Joshua Thompson
My wife's son just saw Jeff's name and said, "Hey, I know that guy. He's was a stormchaser in the Joplin tornado." He's 7.
Jackson Adams
first piana, now possibly jeff
i can't take this anymore
Hudson Edwards
Hes dead Jim
David Sullivan
Rockport City manager tells KHOU 10 people rescued from damaged school & Senior Center. Taken to makeshift hospital at an old jail.
Lucas Bennett
WHY WOULDNT SHE
Cameron Walker
>Jeff "What's the pressure read-o, those are air torpedos" Piotrowski
Jose Rivera
>warsh is getting harsh
fucking keke
Christian Lopez
night
Jonathan Watson
new to houston
live in medical center
what are the chances that I have to go to work on monday? is there any chance I have off until wednesday?
Christopher Baker
impaled by pallets
Noah Reed
WE NEED TO GENERATE MEME MAGIC FOR JEFF
START ROLLING
Ethan Hall
Has Trump come out about the destruction that Texans are causing to the hurricane? I mean poor Harvey just wants to be himself and the stupid people are making him look bad causing damage to them
Some other guy driving around some damaged buildings in the eye. not much of a talker though like jeff
Cameron Johnson
Pussy. 7:40 here.
Chase Young
The emergency services are completely blind. Their communications are down. This is going to be such a mess when the rescue operations start.
Colton Green
>wifes son Get out
Jason Phillips
Checked >Don't call when I'm in the squall Kek
Chase Wilson
Pacific typhoons have the entirety of the open ocean to intensify to insane levels. Atlantic hurricanes have to deal with way more geography in the way and usually run into something before too long. Harvey was rapidly strengthening before it hit Texas, probably could have become Cat 5
Daniel Martinez
i will suck ur virtual cock if you let him in and record it
Jeff blesses even the smallest of humans.
Dylan Lopez
HES BACK!!!
Jeremiah Davis
roll
Jacob Johnson
south houston here. absolutely nothing either.
Luis Taylor
T O R P E D O E S
Blake Morales
digits and you decided the death toll.
10,000+
Parker Cruz
If kek wills it, JEFF LIVES IT! ROLL
Christian Price
Lel. So brave!
Hudson Clark
I can't wait for this storm to bring a bunch of fucking tornadoes into north Texas. Gonna be so much fucking fun.
Ryan Young
I live near Houston further inland how fucked am I?
Ryder Cooper
Died doing what he loved, being smashed by a Walmart semi
Aaron James
HAS ANYONE BEEN WASHED OUT TO SEA YET?
Benjamin Morris
lmfao at all the pussy cucks who left
the eye is supposed to pass right over my apartment and i didn't even leave kek
Jason Hernandez
jeffs a cuck he banned pepe from chat.
Landon Long
6 gorillion
Hudson Perez
There could be only one.
Jaxson Thompson
18,000
Owen Garcia
Hopefully you're dead you fatass phone fujo
Joshua Campbell
Can't wait for El Reno type tornado 2.0, our boy jeff gonna be right there.
Luis Ross
That's why they tell you you are on your own if you don't evacuate.
Elijah Ramirez
You should have left while you could
Julian Kelly
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Daniel Wilson
>Feds literally incompetent makes sense
Joshua Hill
stale meme, desu
Jose Diaz
checked 666 gorillion will die
Isaac Campbell
No fucking way
Lucas Ward
what a fucking nigger
Ethan Barnes
Took a pallet to the beam.
Jayden Myers
4238
Jack Smith
you gon get fucked up, whitey
Caleb Rodriguez
>A Texas Coastal Ocean Observing Network station at Aransas Pass recently reported sustained winds of 111 mph (178 km/h) and a wind gust of 131 mph (211 km/h). Direct from the NHC, totally not a cat 4, right? Pressure is 938 via a Hurricane Hunter aircraft.
Why the fuck hasn't this been made? Just take Dishonored's physics/fps mechanics and add a disaster rpg around it.
>be a stormchaser that gets paid for footage >start with floods >next stage is an earthquake >then tornados >then hurricanes >finally a krakatoa-tier volcano
>S.T.A.L.K.E.R. equipment system where your gear is your level >more life-threatening footage you get, the more shekels you receive >upgrade your camera, vehicle, hire better chase-team members, get priority satellite updates etc. >can buy influence with local authorities to get access to quarantine zones, helicopter evac etc
Elijah Mitchell
Checked
Austin King
Potential flooding, that's all.
Oliver Ortiz
Hi satan
Kevin Russell
>jeffs a cuck he banned pepe from chat. This does not bode well for his survival chances.
Levi Davis
Honestly Id be surprised if over 100 in the first few days. Wait to see how many people die due to flooding and illnesses in the coming weeks.
