/hhg/ - Hurricane Harvey General - Jeff "Don't Call When I'm In The Squall" Piotrowski Edition

PASTEBIN:
notehub.org/b1v5b

STREAMS:
youtube.com/watch?v=-615uhU8By8
youtube.com/watch?v=UkDPhTyXYH4

periscope.tv/w/1dRKZnPEBEgKB
periscope.tv/w/1gqxvOqlvEeKB
pscp.tv/Jeff_Piotrowski/1DXGyOrdzvPxM?
streamable.com/cyldw

NOAA STATUS: nhc.noaa.gov/graphics_at4.shtml?cone#contents
NOAA SUMMARIES: nhc.noaa.gov/nhc_at4.xml
Wikipedia Page: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hurricane_Harvey


NEWS:
>Menacing Category 4 Hurricane Harvey on verge of reaching Texas coast
chicagotribune.com/news/nationworld/ct-hurricane-harvey-texas-20170825-story.html

>Thousands flee in Texas as ‘Harvey’ becomes Category 4 hurricane
interaksyon.com/thousands-flee-in-txas-as-hurricane-harvey-threatens-record-flooding/

>President Trump signs disaster declaration as Hurricane Harvey nears Texas coast
abc11.com/weather/trump-signs-disaster-declaration-as-hurricane-harvey-nears-coast/2337957/

>Hurricane Harvey makes landfall in Texas as a Category 4 storm with more than 130 mph winds
nydailynews.com/news/national/hurricane-harvey-landfall-tex-category-4-storm-article-1.3442752

>US: Texas facing major disaster as Hurricane Harvey approaches coastline [Radio Pakistan]
radio.gov.pk/26-Aug-2017/us-texas-facing-major-disaster-as-hurricane-harvey-approaches-coastline


> 35+ inches of rain; 110 mph winds
nhc.noaa.gov/text/refresh/MIATCPAT4 shtml/251452.shtml

HURRICANE SAFETY:
txdot.gov/inside-txdot/division/traffic/safety/weather/hurricane.html
nws.noaa.gov/os/hurricane/
redcross.org/get-help/how-to-prepare-for-emergencies/types-of-emergencies/hurricane
nationalgeographic.com/environment/natural-disasters/hurricane-safety-tips/

Stream Texas Radiostations:
radio.garden/live/houston-tx/

ssd.noaa.gov/goes/east/gmex/h5-loop-ir2.html

Other urls found in this thread:

youtube.com/watch?v=HgtOGqnHawc
ssd.noaa.gov/goes/east/gmex/h5-loop-ir2.html
radar.weather.gov/Conus/southplains_loop.php
youtube.com/watch?v=5BmEGm-mraE
youtube.com/watch?v=fckPYo7XaAs
twitter.com/SFWRedditVideos

Jeff confirmed demi-god

>Jeff "I Bring The Pain To Hurricanes" Piotrowski
>Jeff "The Car Warsh Is Getting Harsh" Piotrowski
>Jeff "Tornados Are No-Gos" Piotrowski
>Jeff "Just A Couple Buildings Collapsed" Piotrowski
>Jeff "Don't Call When I'm In The Squall" Piotrowski
>Jeff "What's the pressure read-o, those are air torpedos" Piotrowski
>Jeff "Debris Don't Scare Me" Piotrowski

first for Harvey better than Katrina

who /houstonanddoesntwanttogotoworkonmonday/ here?

>Jeff "What's the pressure read-o, those are air torpedos" Piotrowski

fucking kek

youtube.com/watch?v=HgtOGqnHawc

If Jeff doesn't come back in the next 10-15 im out

Feels good knowing Trump will fuck this up like Katrina and be blamed like Bush, driving his poll numbers lower and possibly turning TX purple. The worse it is the better it will be when it's time to blame Donny

if this gets worse you may not have a job to go to lolol

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Texas just lost all their illegals and minorities communities. Red Texas confirmed

Katrina was cat 5 though

Jeffwatch continues

Jeff said gas leaks and smell all over the city. WEW.

Katrina lost structure right as she was making landfall. Massive dump of energy

This is fucking nuts!!

ssd.noaa.gov/goes/east/gmex/h5-loop-ir2.html
radar.weather.gov/Conus/southplains_loop.php

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PRAISE KEK! MAY HE PROTECT JEFF AND PROVIDE MANY HURRICANE HAPENINGS!!

Any update on Jeff?
When will we get death estimates?
Will this devolve into lawless gang violence like the aftermath of Katrina?

Jeff is frand

AMERICA FUCK YEAH
>The flag is still going strong

>hurricane
>getting worse over land

Mummy Kat is cute! CUTE!

toppest kek

but was a cat 3 on land

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I HEAR HURRICANES A BLOWIN'
I KNOW THE END IS COMING SOON
I FEEL RIVERS OVERFLOWIN'
I HEAR THE VOICE OF RAGE AND RUIN

AND IT SOUNDS LIKE JEFF'S VOICE

HOPE YOU GOT YOUR THINGS TOGETHER

youtube.com/watch?v=5BmEGm-mraE

REMEMBER SOMEONE ELSE WILL NEED TO BAKE
REMEMBER SOMEONE ELSE WILL NEED TO MAKE

where a stream at family

I am worried. should I start construction of the ark now or?

my job's set if I can squeeze some unexpected vacation out of it it'll be great though

BELLY OF THE DRAGON WILL DRIP WATER
>BELLY OF THE DRAGON WILL DRIP WATER
BELLY OF THE DRAGON WILL DRIP WATER
>BELLY OF THE DRAGON WILL DRIP WATER
BELLY OF THE DRAGON WILL DRIP WATER
>BELLY OF THE DRAGON WILL DRIP WATER

This stream is lame as fuck. Come back Jeff.

goodnight from Dallas

how exactly can he fuck it up?

I miss jeff

>Cat 4 Winds For Several Hours!!!
>Inland

What. The. Fuck.

Praise KEK

Fuck

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5 day projection.

NO CONE. The Storm is literally going to parks its ass on Texas until Tuesday.

only getting scattered some storms right now in houston. hopefully harvery doesn't come knockin with niggers and wind

oh well that gives us hope for harvey

>implying it wont go back over the ocean to regain its strength

TIME TRAVELING GIGA HURRICANE ANDREW

CHECK THE DATES

Actually Corpus Christi went for Trump. Hopefully the storm will move people into neighboring LA making it blue or kill a ton of old whites. Lots of Old white voters retiring on the coast

who the fuck is Jeff?

kek

the tail end should be hitting him right now right?

WHAT"S GOING TO HAPPEN ON SEPT 23????!!!!!!!

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>!
>!

i'm worried about jeff senpai

Feels good knowing that Trump will be absolutely heroic in his response, BTFO'ing Gush and Barry, and the media will STILL shit talk this pillar of awesome, because they're cunts.

WEEEEWWWWWWWW CHAD

I hope you guys are in this stream
youtube.com/watch?v=fckPYo7XaAs
The flag will never stop flying

good night all, hope you guys get more Jeff and his secret makeshift antenna technology.

yeah

The belly of the dragon will drip water

he abandoned us. IVE ABANDONED MY CHILD

>CONE. The Storm is literally going to parks its ass on Texas until Tuesday.
doesn't that give it time to grow stronger?

goodnight

>Eclipse
>Hurricane
>
My money's on Yellowstone descending us into the Dark Times until Judgement Day arrives

Is there a stream of anyone on the ground?

Without texas we are kill

Me I want to get drunk on Sunday and have excuse to skip work Monday but not actually be fucked. Like I do every time it gets below freezing.

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Lol What Trump does is irrelevant. The media control the narrative and coverage and can spin this however.
Trump faggots can't even get a video on YouTube because they control Jack shit.
Gonna crucify Trump regardless.

JESUS, LAD. WATCH WAHAT YOU'RE DOING WITH THOSE DIGITS!

> The belly of the dragon will drip water

What is this from?

Tripszzz for There will be blood. Is sign?

>all these new Jeff fans
Where my comfy Jeff tornado thread friends at?

hell yea, USA motherfuckers

why you gotta respond to me like an angry girlfriend?

stay comfy

>I'VE ABANDONED MY BOY!!

Steam Sale probably.

#catlivesmatter

Hurricanes weaken over land. What it will do is flood the fuck out of everything while it's sitting there.

Holy nigger

From the beginning my friend

I want to be held down and fucked by Harvey. I want him to fly a vibrator into my pussy and force it back in with his winds whenever I try to pull it out. When I do get it out, I want him to cover me with his storm surge.

fuck its real
this is getting spooky lads

You're a man

Can someone send me a link to a stream that ISN'T being stolen from some trumptard?

Comfy, and reporting in.

Harvey is love, Harvey is life.

Harvey's gonna make you so wet you'll never dry out bitch

Go be a faggot somewhere else libcuck

Be careful with those digits man

>a good third of it still over warm water

Holy fuck, this happening has barely begun.

Yes. If it stays parked on the shoreline, the part of the storm over the gulf will continue to feed energy to the part wreaking havoc on land. The windspeed will die down to ~80 mph, but there will be infinite rainfall and constant storm surges.

uh oh

get. out.

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TEXAS IS ABOVE SEA LEVEL. TAKE A HIKE JERK.

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West side Houston here.
Light rain, light wind. Expecting rain all night.

It's gonna be a comfy time.

but its gonna be over the gulf still no?

G'night lads. I've given up waiting on Jeff.

Some stupid dragon furry sex comic. Just ignore.

What does this mean

FUGGING FUG

Some dude doing his job and a bunch of fucking leddityearolds trying to make him a meme