Salam Aleikum my brother, your pizza has arrived!
That'll be $20.99 plus tips plus jizya tax
Salam Aleikum my brother, your pizza has arrived!
That'll be $20.99 plus tips plus jizya tax
I don't have money, shitlord.
Not paying any tax unless it's dripping with jizz like alla liked it, fellow muslim brother.
Make sure that's no Bomb under That Pizza!
That's a sihk tho...
thats when i rope his neck
Haha you're funny Sikh bro. I'll cya later. You should write some of those jokes down.
>no pepperoni
Fuck off sand nigger.
Don't be racist user, just because he's a little brown it doesnt mean he's sick.
Sorry sir, I don't tip.
>Not knowing how based muslim killing sikh's are
They might not be white but at least they're cool
That pizza costs 15$ its a small pie.
Terrorist!
How much beard do you think fell into that pizza?
How long since he washed that beard?
isn't tipping haram?
Quintessentially Pakistani
20.99? Wow, that's a good price.
Would've cost me 55 in the city.
I sure am glad I live out in the rural areas where we get to live peacefully together because we're a small town.
I'm happy you were able to legally immigrate here and chose to open a pizzeria with specialty pizzas, it looks great.
haha, salam aleikum, my dude
so another day in america
underrated
It cost a pizzeria $4.80 in ingredients to make a 16" cheese pizza.
I own a pizzeria.
thank god, i converted to islam exactly for this reason.
I got your jizya right here pal
yo i'll let a sikh make me pizza anyday. The sikh have always been our friends
Never trust a Sikh. Every single one that I've met has been brainwashed by their religion and shitty culture.
>my brother
>jizya
so which is it?