Salam Aleikum my brother, your pizza has arrived!

Salam Aleikum my brother, your pizza has arrived!

That'll be $20.99 plus tips plus jizya tax

I don't have money, shitlord.

Not paying any tax unless it's dripping with jizz like alla liked it, fellow muslim brother.

Make sure that's no Bomb under That Pizza!

That's a sihk tho...

thats when i rope his neck

Haha you're funny Sikh bro. I'll cya later. You should write some of those jokes down.

>no pepperoni

Fuck off sand nigger.

Don't be racist user, just because he's a little brown it doesnt mean he's sick.

Sorry sir, I don't tip.

>Not knowing how based muslim killing sikh's are
They might not be white but at least they're cool

That pizza costs 15$ its a small pie.

Terrorist!

How much beard do you think fell into that pizza?
How long since he washed that beard?

isn't tipping haram?

Quintessentially Pakistani

20.99? Wow, that's a good price.
Would've cost me 55 in the city.
I sure am glad I live out in the rural areas where we get to live peacefully together because we're a small town.
I'm happy you were able to legally immigrate here and chose to open a pizzeria with specialty pizzas, it looks great.

haha, salam aleikum, my dude

so another day in america

underrated

It cost a pizzeria $4.80 in ingredients to make a 16" cheese pizza.

I own a pizzeria.

thank god, i converted to islam exactly for this reason.

I got your jizya right here pal

yo i'll let a sikh make me pizza anyday. The sikh have always been our friends

Never trust a Sikh. Every single one that I've met has been brainwashed by their religion and shitty culture.

>my brother
>jizya
so which is it?