Give me a quick rundown on Australian states

Are there any major differences between the cultures of the various Australian states? Is there an Australian version of the Deep South where people are more religious and conservative? How about California, where people are more liberal and tranny accepting? I'm guessing that's mostly Melbourne.

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Kinda. But in reverse. The deep south (Victoria) is the most liberal, diverse, and pathetic. QLD and SA are far more homogenous and conservative, as is WA, but it's pretty redneck.

Western Australia (more like Best Australia amiright?) has a thing for secession, and hates the Eastern states more then they hate the Eagles if they go for the Dockers or vice versa.

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What's the deal with Tasmania? I hear they were like 99% white and conservative as fuck

>amiright
No, you're really not. It's been too mismanaged.

Also please remember that Northern Territory and Australian Capital Territory aren't states.

Also
>Australian Antarctic Territory not included on map

And they lost war to emus.

WA is full of cashed up bogans
NT is abos
SA is pretty true blue sheep shearers and shit like that
Victoria is full of wankers
Tasmanians are all inbred
NSW has no white people
Queensland is full of hard cunts who wrestle crocs

Correction: The Commonwealth (through the army which is under the jurisdiction of the Commonwealth) fought the emus and lost, The state of WA didn't.

Ssh, you are no fun.

I just managed to (validly) deflect the blame on the Emu war on the rest of Australia and not my state, so plenty of fun to be had roasting eastern state fags in the next couple days.

QLD was the only state to vote against recognising the aborigines as humans and giving them a vote in the 70's referendum.

Based QUEENSLANDER here. We need to fuck off NSW, Victoria, SA and Tasmania and form a powerful nation with NT and WA.

Tasmania has been overrun by Greens and Fags from Melbourne and Sydney

Let's be fair QLD didn't have much involvement though

QUEENSLAND PRIDE

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UQ certainly best U.

>NSW has no white people
umm try again mate, im white and from NSW

I have travelled most of this continent and can say unequivocally that Queensland lives in the light whereas the southern retched states live in darkness and turmoil caused by mass immigration, leftist governments and a genetic weakness that comes from the cold climate and morning darkness of daylight savings. I have no idea about WA as it's too fucking far.

This but the differences are really small. NT is probably the most red pilled because they have to deal with the desert monkeys.

What's with Tasmania? Aren't they supoosed to be white? Their IQ is on par with niggers over here. Even our white southern red necks average at around 100.

fuck off, we're full.

NSW (city areas), CANBERRA, and VICTORIA are progressive shit holes. Melbourne is following the US progressive line regarding the destruction of their own national institutions. They also have ethnic gangs they literally imported because they're progressive. Melbourne is pure cancer and is a black mark on the rest of Australia.

Dunno too much about the US states, but think maybe West Virginia/Deliverance when you think about Tasmanian ppl.

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>Victoria is full of wankers
this is true, im a wanker and all me mates are wankers too

fack off cunt

Why do Tasmanians have 2 (two) heads?

FUCK OFF SEPPO

HAHHAHAA southern poofs BTFO

West VA still has an average IQ of 98 though. Even New Mexico, the most beaned, least white state in the union is like 95 average IQ. I just don't see how Tasmanians could be as dumb as our niggers.

Why isn't Northern Territory just called Northern Australia? Political correctness to make the abos feel better?

because its not a state its a territory

Because it's not a state. Same reason the ACT, and many other territories are known as territories.

I think they're taking the piss. Tasmanian's are also targeted for bants.

I'll give you the REAL rundown.
>Inner cities and poor suburbs (sydney, melbourne, adelaide, etc.):
Bernie tier, full of shitskins
>Major cities wealthy suburbs
Boomer cucks, rich AF, Romney and Jeb! tier
>Country
Mix of Boomer cucks and Trump tier fellas

I'd say Queensland & Western Australia are /ourguys/ the most. The country is fine outside poor suburbs full of wogs and chinks

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known for being inbreds, which they are

Australia has a rural/urban divide more than anything. There are plenty of progressives living in brisbane but it takes up a smaller percentage of queensland than melbourne does victoria so it doesnt dwarf the rural areas.

I live in the sydney seat in that progressive sydney seat from the map user posted on what seats are most progressive on certain issues (its almost certainly grayndler) and its not that much different to some of the more lefty parts of brisbane.

The funny thing about the seat i live in now is labor only hold the seat because these progressives will hold their nose and vote labor because they all like albanese. He has fostered some kind of bizarre cult of personality. As soon as he retires the seat will swing green. Especially as redistribution keeps cutting chinamen out the electorate in favour of hipster whites

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A rundown on Aussie states? Sure..... Right Australia is a cat's head and left Australia is a Scottie's head.

It'll be a much more dull version of Argentina trying to steal the Falklands.

Been to Norfolk - nice enough place, but fuck all there. If NZ want to fight us for it, bring it on.

Sure you are Rabbi Tyrone Ombongostein

Couple of years ago I rode my bicycle from Cairns to the Gold Coast.
Fucking hell Queensland is awesome.

Also weird as fuck realising that you haven't seen an Asian or African person in two weeks, everyone all the way down was white as fuck.

But there were no Jews in Europe Thousands of years ago

If it were a State then the NT would get 12 senators instead of 2.

If it got 12 then at least half of them would be aboriginals and they'd throw the entire balance of power in the country out of alignment because the NT has a population of a quarter million people which means that they'd have one senator for every 20,000 people compared to Tasmania with one per 40,000(which is already stupidly low) up to NSW with one per 625,000.

The entire territory has a lower population than some small cities.

Also it is beautiful over there, amazing wildlife and stunning desert wilderness. I'd highly recommend visiting it.

Same with the ACT. Instead of 12 Aboriginals it would be 12 fags.

When I went to Melbourne recently I remember seeing all these churches with signs saying "we welcome refugees" and there even was a protest while we were there where I believe again it was about accepting more refugees. I remember seeing a sticker on a pole near the library that was about a communist meet up. I was dissapointed to see that even my Aunt was in favour of refugees. Their church had a man whose sole job was to help churches accomodate more refugees. It hope they're atleast not talking about mediterranean refugees, because that would make zero sense. It would cost a ton to resettle them all the way to Australia.

Melbourne is our countries lunatic asylum.

It's because half of our entire population (and something even crazier like three quarters of all immigrants) live in either Sydney or Melbourne. They need to stop fucking funding those two cancerous black holes and bring some infrastructure to anywhere else on the map.

I AM FROM OUTER SUBURBS MELBOURNE, A FEW KM AWAY YOU ENTER WHAT IS DEEMED AS 'CITY' TERRITORY. IT IS NOT A MEME, IT IS A LIBERAL SHITHOLE AND THE ONLY TO BE CURED OF THE EFFECT SUCH AS CULTURAL ENRICHMENT IS TO HEAD OUT OF THE CITY AND MAKE YOUR WAY BACK TO YOUR HOUSE AND SIT UNDER YOUR VERANDA WHILE LISTENING TO " I COME FROM A LAND DOWN UNDER" WHILE DRINKING VB AND EATING A VEGEMITE ROLL WITH VITA WHEATS, NO BUTTER OR ANY GAYSHIT FULL STRAIGHT ON VEGEMITE KILLS LEFITE SYMPTOMS. IT IS THE ONLY WAY TO CURE YOURSELF AFTER GOING TO INNER CITY MELBOURNE.

>stop associating Victoria as the shit hole when it is exclusively, and literally Melbourne (in particular, inner city Melbourne, that is the liberal shit hole.)

Australians need to see this

No they're talking about specifically the Sudanese "refugees". You may have noticed we now have the african Apex gang looting and pillaging Melbourne suburbs in thanks for these people "saving" them.

>Trips replying to Trips.

Holy fuck.

Also Melbourne sucks.

>Also weird as fuck realising that you haven't seen an Asian or African person in two weeks, everyone all the way down was white as fuck.
Brisbane is the best for that, but we still have oodles of Asians. Especially if you drive through Sunnybank.

I had heard before that there were large amounts of Chinese taking over Australia. The reality became clear when there was a false fire alarm at our airBnB. Out of an entire apartment bloc we were the only white people when everyone came out. I'm talking six floors with 8 flats on each floor. They are the only people wealthy enough to have these inner city dwellings in Australia.

OK...

WA has a lot of mines so it contains actual working people who no surprises are less in favour of degenerancy. However, degenerate WA people tend to be highly so and they flock to eastern states, probably Melbourne, as soon as they can. Generally this state elects conservative governments. But recently they begrudgingly elected the alternative government only because the incumbents had been so shit for many years. The population of WA is not very big. It's mostly desert. I am assuming if you want to buy lang in the literal middle of nowhere in outback WA then you can pretty much do whatever you want there. In inner-city Perth I imagine there are plenty of degenerates.

South Australia depends on the Federal government for handouts. They used to have a lot of manufacturing but they shut that down. Basically your blue-collar leftwing type. They have had a left wing government for 15 years. Recently they have run out of electricity due to coal power plants being closed down in favour of wind farms and the government refuses to accept responsibility. Instead they decided to buy the world's biggest battery from Telsa. In another case of pork-barreling, the federal government decided to pay $50 billion for 12 submarines to be built in South Australia. Diesel submarines that is. Total waste of money. We could have bought off the shelf units from Japan. But they are planned to be built in SA in order to prop up their manufacturing.

Tasmania is highly dependent on Federal handouts, until the advent of the internet they were quite isolated. The running joke was that Tasmanians had two heads due to inbreeding. There is a large amount of natural wilderness which promotes a large amount of environmentalist types. Probably more than half of the state is on welfare. Those actually involved in industry would be agricultural or forestry. It seems whenever the government changes their is either a woodmill opening or closing depending on who got in. Due to the level of welfare in this state they are basically doomed because it kills entreprenuerialism.

Queensland is known as a redneck state. I guess maybe they are like a southern US state like Texas. Probably the most Sup Forums. But in recent years they seem to be electing socialist governments. They had Campbell Newman from 2012 - 2015 who seemed to be pretty based, but the media were against him. Before that from 1998 onwards they had a socialist government. But if you go way back, from 1968 to 1987 there was Joh Bjelke-Petersen in control with an iron fist an pretty much as hardcore as they come. I don't know what's happened since then, maybe people moving north from the southern states have fagged the place up.

The Northern Territory is basically 50% aboriginal. Keep in mind, it does not have full state status, it's only a territory. The total population is around 200k. Darwin is basically a military outpost... Australia needs some bases in that area hence Darwin. So you've got some military... you've got some mining. You've got some hardworking people. You've got people who moved from southern states temporarily. You have activist people working with Aboriginees. It's a tropical city. Apparently people go a bit mental at the beginning of the wet season due to the humidity. People who live here actually get to see the fucked up shit that Aboriginees do, so they tend to be red-pilled in that regard.

Victoria is probably like some of the north east American states. It has had various waves of immigrants, Greeks and Italians after WW2, Vietnamese after the Vietnam war, Somalians... a lot of Chinese and Korean now have been coming to study. A lot of Indians too. So Melbourne is very multicultural. It's the second largest city in Australia and it has a slower pace than Sydney. Is Melbourne more degenerate than Sydney. Probably. But there is a real mixture. Melbourne's sporting culture is slowly dying. Go back 15 years and it was mandatory that everyone had to barrack for a football team. Now that is only the case with some families and workplaces. Football used to be a much bigger part of the culture. Walking around the streets here I feel very safe, very very rarely do I see anyone that I might consider dangerous. Where did all the dangerous people go? I'd say Melbourne has become to a degree highly feminised. It gets really cold in Winter. Like below 8 degrees celsius a lot of the time. We currently have socialist government that has a mandatory program promoting homosexuality in high schools. Before this we had a cuckservative government for 3 years who achieved nothing. Prior to that we had a socialist government for 11 years. But before them, we had Jeff Kennet from 1992 to 1999, who was somewhat based. Although is was unpopular in a lot of circles he did manage to fix a few things.

NSW is the most populist state. I'm not going to say much about them because I haven't lived there. I've only visited and the main impression is that it is more fast paced than Melbourne.I think you are more likely to find suburbs of white people in Sydney than in Melbourne. On the other hand, Sydney has a greater suburban sprawl that pushes westward and it seems that the Western suburbs of Sydney have a lot of muslim immigrants as well as various other immigrants. Particularly Lebanese. I also noticed when I was there that they have a greater proportion of islander types. Probably these folks don't come to Melbourne because it is too cold for them there.

Antarctica is rightful Australian clay because we need a cold place to chill during the summer months

those melbourne cunts need to die how dare they steal the grand prix from us noble ice coffee dealers

this is the only response foreign scum deserve

NT belongs to SA so you can rightly fuck off trying to be steal out land which we store Nig nogs in, look up the original map,lol

you qlder cunts are alright, as long as you're not on the coast

Perthfag here. The Eastern states are Sweden-tier in their liberalism and general degeneracy, but Perth is relatively conservative. It's why I live here.

eat a cock you fucking knobhead

>Western Australia
>South Australia
>Northern Territory
>Australian Capital Territory
Not a creative bunch, are you?

it's easy to get lost

Tasmania is such a simple, peaceful place.

The state itself is a giant welfare leech, the architecture is all old British style, then there is sparse valleys, forests and mountains.

The people in Tasmania are the rejects, the people who have tried and failed or never wanted to do anything in the first place, just go on surviving off dole checks or farm work. The Tasmanians with potential migrate to Melbourne or Brisbane where they stay for life.

Importantly, education is abysmal in Tasmania. There is no senior secondary education or segway into higher education, they have primary and middle education. They turn 16, get a pat on the back and run to centrelink for gibs. This is very slowly changing in the regional centres.

The real red pill is moving to Tasmania, removing internet from your life and becoming a swamp person with a swamp wife and swamp kids.

Fuck off you low IQ lebo cuck. This QUEENSLANDER thread.

I'm pretty sure it was POMS that named all that shit

Perth WA is full of bogans (like me)

kek

the cunt who shoots pigs is a top cunt, the rest of you are crackheads and hippies
aus fag culture came from the surfie faggots on the gold coast

from south australia, completely agree i fucking hate it here, this state in the 70s-80s was growing with manfacutuering and tech development but then successive left labor fucking idiot governments destroyed it then libs got in had to sell electricity grid and water management just so we could pay back the adelaide bank fuck up then a few years later the lefty corrupt union government got back in and fucked us again

It was like this in the beginning, it's really just evolved since

kek all I have to say is youtu.be/9y-yT7o6y6k?t=37s

There are more liberal areas like Sydney and less liberal ones like Tamworth etc. but everywhere you go it`s still very liberal and people are pacifists. The most far-right person in Australia is indifferent to politics. There are a total of 12 "NAZIs" who are 16 and 17, but that`s about it, pretty much...

Your south is in the north? Kek everything really is backwards.

Comfiest penal colony ever. Not even mad. Thanks, based Brits!

Central Qld is our religious redneck area. Most of them are on meth as well.

My brother in law is from Queensland and he's about as redpilled as they get. Comes from a ranching family , reminds me of a movie extra from Quigley Down Under.

It gets the point across. We have some nice county names, but they're obviously not as prevalent. If we were to give them real names now, they'd probably just be coon gibberish anyway.

Watch the gif to understand

Aborigines

>WA: superiority complex, mostly uneducated bogans
>NT: Abos
>South Australia: Bunch of stuck up poofters
>Queensland: Good state but also have a huge superiority complex and think of themselves as another country
>NSW: The only relevant state, basically built this country.
>Victoria: Home of Melbourne, the San Fran of Australia. Lefty poofters.
>Tasmania: Inbred bogans

South Australia is in continuous decline and anyone with any shred of talent leaves here for the east side.

>Bunch of stuck up poofters
it's because we're better than the rest of you

Mfw Dept of Human Services is working overtime on Saturday to get through the workload.

>New Holland

Tas is a weird mix of hippies and conservatives.

You used to get your electricity from Victoria but when they closed down one power plant you guys had rolling black outs.

Also SA is pretty barren with very little opportunities...

>>Queensland: Good state but also have a huge superiority complex and think of themselves as another country
It's a realism complex. We probably could secede, but then we'd lose the pleasure of flogging NSW in Origin.
Best solution would just be to force Vic to secede.

Fuck you. we don't forgive you cunts for what you did to Breaker Morant

As long as they pay me my benefits ay.

Every single negative thing you hear about South Australia was perpetrated by a South Australian because we like it fucking quiet here.

I know you´re full and so, but hell, sounds like paradise.