Why is Canada an independent country? They are impossible to distinguish from Americans

Why is Canada an independent country? They are impossible to distinguish from Americans

>Same language
>Same culture
>Same accents
>Common Law
>Same history
>Open border

Canada is the brains of the operation.

Lies.

Canada is what would happen if America was a left wing country with a shitty military

Canada needs tobe annexed. Our connection to Sup Forums is being throttled
The jews are trying to take away pol's shield. Without the canadian shitposters, people might actually see what's going on here

You mean Quebec?

not true. I can spot a canadian instantly just by their voice and not the goofy redneck voice. they all sound like californian women and talk about the same shit.

> Why is Canada an independent country?

They really shouldn't be. Why have we not annexed them yet?

After the US was strong enough to annex Canada it seems like your presidents lost ambition. weird

1812?
just speculation

We're pretty integrated with the US already . There aren't really a lot of political benefits from formally joining the states and it would be an irritating process that would mean a lot of restructuring and costs. Probably the public wouldn't like it either

>a left wing country with a shitty military
So America right now?

France is just mad that she lost what she thought was her clay.

Americans are easier to distinguish because they're more aggressive & tacky, both left and right wings

Ferme donc ta tabarnak de gueule, crisse de pute nègre islamique. La France devrais s'appeler le Congo-mérat Germano-Maghrébin.

I have absolutely no interest in being a part of that raging dumpster fire. That's why we are independent and why we always will be.

America is what Canada would be with race riots and epidemic obesity.

>says france

Canada is a white country and the United States isn't.

Burgers on Sup Forums are and will always be eternally devastated by this fact.

And the basketball Americans and Mexicans would have an open invitation to move in.

>Burgers on Sup Forums are and will always be eternally devastated by this fact.

they aren't. you just think saying it negates what bad news comes from canada because you're fuckin retarded.

Canada is(was) loyal to the British Empire. America is a country of traitors

How about you show us your real flag, kiddo?

i will.

And niggers. And a border with Mexico. How would your shitty country make out if 40 million low IQ Mexicans and an equal number of low IQ niggers moved in? Your gay king is whining about a few THOUSAND shitskins swarming over the borders. We deal with tens of millions of them.

Common Law takes a huge backseat to the Constitution and statute law in the US
That's why we don't have things like Pakistani immigrants making Islamophobia illegal

Our major languages are English and French not English and Spanish.
Canadians have held onto British culture better than Americans.
Canadian accent is different, pitch of American speak goes like a hill while Canadians are like an upwards slope.
Canadian law is more like British law outside of the Charter aka globalist infused bullshit law.
Canada history is not the same, we didn't have a major civil war outside of regional scuffles (lead up to confederation, PLQ crisis) and we mostly spent our time developing the colony and expanding instead of US mix of expanding and infighting
US-Canada border should not be open any more considering these Asian and Haitian fucks you allow to cross over.

Actually, your country is shit, you deliberately keep shitskins out...then, say the US is racist if anyone suggests that we keep shitskins out. You criticize us for having lots of shitskins, and criticize us if we try to stop the shitskin invasion. Soon, we are going to need to take over some close by territory to house the shitskins. Ideally, it would be a country we share a border with, and that country needs to have a much weaker military than us, and a far smaller population, most of which are cucks. Can you think of a country which fits that description?

imagine owning your own pocket country. You can tax everyone as much as you like on everything especially on the imports from a neighboring country which also happens to be an economic superpower that provides your citizens with everything they need including military defense. The thousands of goods that comes in each day get taxed and dutied so you make billions daily..

You're only job is to fool your citizens so they stay in your country and they keep paying the duties and taxes. Indoctrinate them from when they are young and tell them that they live in the best country in the world, that the neigbouring country that happens to provide them with everything is shitty and inferior just incase they get the idea to actually move there and stop paying taxes.

Make up all sorts of government programs that barely function only to justify the high tax rates and prevent your citizens from rioting. import a shitton of immigrants as a way to gather more debt slaves and indoctrinate tax them as well.

Culture? Rights? Who cares these people had none to begin with, they are just worker ants to you that provide you with infinite supply of money

Trudeau is Trump's cuckold, Gretzky.

>US-Canada border should not be open any more considering these Asian and Haitian fucks you allow to cross over
This. What's worse is we're just letting them in. At least Trudeau admitted he fucked up and it's illegal for them to come here. Look at this shit, do these people look like fucking refugees? America isn't some war torn third world shithole. I guess I can't blame them for not wanting to get sent back to one but still they shouldn't be allowed in here without going through the proper channels first.

Mexico would be apropos, considering it's a hot desert wasteland. They'd feel right at home.

forgot pic

this
also free healthcare
no niggers like they have in the States
very small minority of fat people compared to the US where 90% of the people are fat pigs

>>Same accents

no(excluding Minnesota)

Values are way further to the right in the
United States. We annex Canada and the Republicans would never win another election ever again. Plus, you know, that little thing called international law.

Canada basically does most of what the states asks them for anyways so we get most of the value without the cons of annexing Canada.

We should annex the Prairies, West, Quebec and Maritimes though. Ontario could be walled off, or just gassed if that's more economical.

Quebec is a shit hole full of angry Tesco value frenchies.

On second thought, we should probably gas British Columbia too.

I actually kek'ed at this

It's not surprising that a frog can't tell the difference between english accents

Canada has an obesity rate of 25%, just slightly less than America. In fact, the entire Anglosphere is full of fatties, even Ireland.

Stop eating, Anglolards, you're fucking up the world

He's just signaling. Refugee queue is expected to take 11 years to process which is plenty of time for them to establish in Canada and appeal on hardship for refugee status.

380,000 illegals in the US mostly central Americans lose their protected status in the US in early 2018, most will follow the Haitians North to Canada.

Trudeau gave lip service on it being illegal with no real action to address because his polling was slipping in Quebec due to the Haitians and he worries about losing reelection in 2019 if Quebec turns.

Is that a parody of the white mans burden cartoon?

Britbong here. It's superior as it is still ruled by the British monarchy, therefore, it's superior

I can't believe I'm not the only Canadian who feels this way I'm so happy I may cry alittle

Canadians don't have any Irish or ulster Irish ancestry that's the difference.

> aboit

Dear britbong,

Elizabeth is head of state, not head of government, you nonce.

let me help you out:

canada : 100% chinks

america : 100% niggers

thank me later bye

Canada has found its rightful place as the refuse container to take in all the human waste that America doesn't want.

Dear yanke danke doodle shitebag.

You're correct, forgive me.

wrong

>Canada is a white country
if you're colorblind maybe

Well, he's sort of right. The britbongs channeled the Irish to the US. You don't think they wanted those Irish apes infesting another part of their plantation, do you? No, they went full ethnocleansing and famine on that lot.

Now the Scots Irish, yes, they came earlier but little of those tribes went to Upper Canada. They were so based they preferred forest and mudskippers to anything like civilization.

The reality was that during that period of manifest destiny, 54'40 or fight etc Canada was one MAJOR part of History's MOST POWERFUL EMPIRE. As much as the USA has been the dominant military, political and economic player in the 20th and early 21st centuries... the British Empire was relative to its peers EVEN MORE powerful for most of the 19th Century. Also the French Canadians didn't want to get Louisianan into irrelevant in a VAST german-american nation. SO the major population groups within Canada would have resisted, fought back and possibly the Empire would have landed troops to support the USA but certainly Europe and the world powers generally would have created financial troubles for the USA if they rolled over on Canada.

Much later in our history its not so much British Empire and French Minority rights but a genuine "Canadian Identity" even if like Finland and the Soviet Union we always seem to agree with the USA while out in the wider world. lol. Canada was fighting ALL of WWI the USA joined later and relative to population Canada was one of the MOST impacted nations. We fought WWII against the Japanese and Germans from the first days forward again the USA joins that war much later as well. Our Men serving overseas forges an ever more industrialized Canada and helps meld a common history and framework for national identity. The Royal Canadian Navy was the world's third most powerful by the late 1940s and Canada held tremendous global influence in the 40s, 50s and 60s. We then began to move with the VAST MAJORITY of the world's democracies towards a more socialist state with multiculturalism and liberal freedom attitudes. This created that genuinely Canadian Identity.

As far as accents and common law etc. that's fine but there are plenty of differences and the MAJORITY of us Canadians support our Queen and the extended Windsor Family our Royals and would not prefer to have Donald Trump or Barak Obama etc as our temporary heads of state.

After the War of 1812 and certainly by the mid-19th century, the US had instructed the britbongs not to militarize in North America, leaffag. The britbongs obeyed. The RCMP was originally to be named the Royal Canadian Mounted Rifles. The US said no to that, and the britbongs obeyed on that one, too.

Something called "canada" (which did not exist) had no choice in that matter, similar to today.

>Muh military.
>Perpetually thwarted by cavemen.

The Boy Prince would deport them. Because we enforce the law here.

Ass blasted Mexican-American posts on the Internet while hiding from ICE.

It would cripple canadian cities, like half of the population would move to new york and los angeles no joke.

Yet we still don't have Hershey crackle bars...

What are you talking about, come out to the boonies and you can hear how real Canadians talk. If you only go to Toronto then yes of course you'll only hear the massive faggots.

I agree to SOME DEGREE but again the Non-militarization was a TWO WAY deal. Why are there no US Navy Bases in the Great Lakes? Oh that's right it was a two way agreement.

GLOBALLY the Britbongs were the dominant force. Loosing Canada would have displeased the Eternal Anglos. They would not have likely fought back seriously but they would have diplomatically and economically have pitched a fucking FIT. You've gotta remember that in the south for example almost ALL the cotton was being sold to the UK proper to be turned into textiles... and the UK had other parts of their empire like India they could source their cotton from at anytime if they wanted to CRUSH the US economy.

Also there was no such organization as the RCMP until the 1920s.... Sorry but they were two separate paramilitary police organizations... the Northwest Mounted Police and the Dominion Police. A set of National Police forces dedicated to good governance and good relationships with our diverse Eur-asian and Aboriginal populations is a serious distinction with the US Cavalry's treatment of Aboriginals.

BUT YES there is 0 Doubt that by the end of the 19th century and more so for the 20th and 21st century the USA has called the shots in the Americas.

It is definitely a white county... but for how long... 400,000 immigrants mostly from China and India per year - this has stayed constant under both Harper and Trudeau (Conservative and Liberal).

Not to mention all of the illegal aliens that Trudeau is apparently allowing to just waltz in from the USA.

Yes, but our heritage is swirling the drain and going down fast.

He won't even call them illegals lol, he calls them 'people who crossed irregularly'.

Alberta and Saskatchewan would gladly join the USA and would vote straight Republican. The only problem zones are Vancouver, Toronto, and Quebec.

Lol no they wouldn't. Have you spent much time in either provinces?

Prairie conservatives are a completely peculiar brand of the right. An odd bunch that I felt entirely alienated around

Riel Conservatives is generally what I consider them

>same culture
Burgers created 99% of today's degeneracy it has nothing to do with any other country

Saskatchewan... vote republican?... hahaha yea sure whatever you need to tell yourself.

Its the ONLY province where the two "MAIN" Canadian Parties the Conservatives and Liberals had to MERGE because the NDP(Socialist Party) was the DONIMANT Political force... if people in Sask have to choose republican or democrat MOST of the Sask party voters will shift Democrat plus the largest black the NDP voters would be 100% Democrat.

There were plenty of US bases on the Great Lakes, leaffag. That's because in the War of 1812, which the US won by the way, the little meager force the US built destroyed the britbong navy at the Battle of Lake Erie, the most consequential naval battle the British ever fought, and none of those noncing faggots and you ever heard of it, I see.

Agreed.

This is sort of what I mean when I tell /pol that the Canadian left is vastly different from what they think.

A lot of it is agriculture and small town communal politics. Cold, inhospitable environments breed communal (read left-wing) political views. A lot of it is similar to "family democrats" down south

Oh exactly. I'm from the NWT and basically up here we have a resource economy we depend on our Oil, Diamonds, Gold etc... so that breeds 'right wing' attitudes but hell no it doesn't here our environment is so extreme 8 months of the year that even those resource workers and leaders are socialists. We need to all get along... to SURVIVE. Plus honestly especially here the influence of the aboriginal cultures has cause more communal attitudes as well.

A huge portion of the 'conservatives' in Canada support essentially democrat policies not republican ones. I mean its so silly even Alberta has an NDP government for Christsakes. lol

>shitty military
Explain 1812, nigger?

Canada and USA both have their non-white problems, but Canada is filled with Indians and Asians instead of Niggers and Spics.

>Asians
Horrible drivers
Fuck up house economy
Libral as fuck
>Indians
Smell like shit
Take all the part time and IT jobs
>Blacks
Thieves
Murderers
Rapists
>Mexicans
Drug dealers
Take all the part time jobs
Criminals just like blacks

>Asians
>Libral as fuck

Disagree, they may be socially liberal but from my experience they are high earners, so many tend to vote Conservative, especially the first generation ones.

But you're right, over all Chinese and Indian immigrants are 10000x better than what the states have. At least until they all start crossing the border illegally to here.

If the USA was such a "CLEAR WINNER" of the war of 1812... why the fuck did the USA sign the Rush-Baggot Treaty of 1817?

I mean its a good for both sides deal but honestly the USA knew that they could win the upper lakes for now... but once the Brits/Canadians built a proper canal... the whole fucking Royal Navy could POUND the Ass of US Sailors in lake erie, huron, michigan and superior till the end of time.. (Again the balance of power has long ago shifted the other way... lol but at the time...)

If.. if ... if...

The Royal Navy took the worst asspounding it ever took, and you never even heard of it, leaffag. That battle changed history, you should actually study it, instead of preaching your "aboriginal" faggotry. Do you want me to instruct you on the historical treatment of aboriginals in their canuckistan slave colony, Mulroneycuck?

The NDP government is a huge anomaly for Alberta, they were a protest vote and the exception rather than the rule.

But I'm struggling to understand your right wing attitudes with socialism thing. You're saying they fly rebel flags on their trucks but then vote for the NDP?

>Why is Canada an independent country? They are impossible to distinguish from Americans

Why is France not an African Muslim Caliphate?

>be french
>get up
>put on mime makeup
>eat breakfast as mother is raped by somalians
>father watches
>leave
>sister raped by muslims at bus stop
>go to school, beat up by niggers
>learn about baguettes
>eat halal lunch
>read the quran
>go to concert, get shot
>scream in arabic sorry
>wait at bus stop but bus is blown up
>get home, mother still being raped but now in your bed
>sister making rapists some dinner
>go to sleep in cum soaked bed singing Allouette

You're a full on country of weaklings.

Yes I have and I explained WHY the USA was willing to sign a treaty to keep the lakes de-militarized because the USA knew that eventually the Brits would build a canal and then all hell and ass pounding from the full force of the regular ships of the Royal Navy would be unleashed on the upper great lakes including Erie... you can win battle you can even 'win wars' if having your capital burned and government capitulating counts as winning sure you guys won.. BUT the US Government at the time knew they could not win a full on conflict and war with the British Empire.

I was saying that a resource economy producing rightwing attitudes is a myth. Yes, it was an anomaly.. BUT... a socialist government... that's not a sign that a place would vote republican ALL the time. Again Saskatchewan is the only province where the socialist the NDP are the DOMINANT party so the other two.. the mainstream parties the cuckservative and fiberals needed to team up as the Sask party to win.. seriously not a place that would be a republican state or territory.

Saskatchewan had government 'nationalized/provincialized' shoe factories for crying outloud. When the owners wouldn't play ball with the Union the government TOOK the factories from the owners and ran it (at tax payer expense and unprofitably I might add) for DECADES... like seriously in the Soviet Union leadership at companies weren't the bitch of the workers but in Saskatchwan they were and still in many ways ARE.

Because 100 years ago it was part of the British Empire and fucking with the British Empire wasn't to be done lightly.

Eventually Canada drifted into our political orbit and there's not really a good reason to conquer them. Unless they want to militarize the border or stop cooperating with us in things like NORAD, everything is peachy.

THIS

Canada to USA

as

Finland to USSR

>Royal Navy conducting an extensive great lakes campaign

It would be a bigger disaster than the Dardanelles Campaign

I wouldn't call the NDP the dominant party there anymore though. The Sask Party has had a majority since 2007 with over 50% of the vote each election.

The federal NDP has not won a seat in SK since 2004. And social conservatism in the rural areas is one of the strongest social conservative forces in the country.

Quebec is the cultural leader of this shit hole whether you like it or not.

In Canada a prosecutor can be a defence attorney in the same criminal trial.

Be happy you don't live in a third world country.

Ref: justice Fisher, Medicine Hat, 2005 and 2006

The britbongs were run off the Great Lakes, leaffag. It wasn't a US request, it came at gunpoint. Are all you leaffags this historically illiterate?

Your homework assignment is to report back on the myriad resulting britbong actions around the world, all made necessary by the massive assblasting they took at the Battle of Lake Erie.

You tried remember?

Typically any court appointed public defender in Canada is fresh out of law school and is absolutely desperate to get a job with the Crown. This means they will literally plead everyone guilty in order to not make waves for the people they desperately need to please in order to secure the golden ticket in Canada - a government job. It's a fucking perversion of justice IMO.

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Your homework is to explain to me how the loss of a few landlocked ships impacted a GLOBAL empire with 100s of naval vessels and 1000s of merchant navy vessels. It was a BATTLE within a WAR.

Its like raging about how Sudam's counter offensives in the first weeks of Operation Enduring Freedom really fucked with America's operations globally. There are evolution of actions but the impact of actions on the upper lakes were a big deal in north america but not GLOBALLY. lol

Again if having your capital city destroyed and capitulating is winning you guys totally won the war.

As a side note this general spirit of friendly disagreement and 'schooling' is exactly why we are still separate countries and the USA hasn't joined Canada yet.

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Right, the government flat out shouldn't be paying to give people defense attorneys. Have the citizens speak on their own behalf!

And we've been winning the same way ever since. Except now its often our Cucked American brother spilling blood for our freedoms.

I guess you require additional schooling, leaffag. The britbongs attacked Washington because the US burned York. That would be modern day Toronto, which I have to mention since I'm not sure you understand basic history. The britbongs couldn't attack the US, as they were too weak to do so, so they raided.

Now go finish your assignment, Domi.

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Yes USA attacked Fort York and Brits/Canadian lost the battle... BUT to give you some perspective Toronto is still not the Capital of Canada let alone Britain... lol It was also a MUCH LESS significant place in those days for Canada AND the US forces gained NOTHING of value as British Military blew up the good supplies...

I'd like to see the US military take out Kingston or Montreal in those days... or hell London UK cause that was the Capital of the British Empire.

So you think USA attacks small Canada/British port/community wins... then swiftly retreats.. schooled Britain so much that she burned your ACTUAL capital to the ground in some 19th century Seal Team 6 Operation behind enemy lines... is proof that Britannia and Canada were the USA's bitches?? Oh yes again if having your capital burned to the GROUND and your government capitulating to Britannia's demands is winning FINE YOU WON. lol

We'll be annexed when fresh water becomes a hot ticket natural resource.

We're just not that valuable yet. Too much work for not enough gain.

Also do Americans really want 13 more democrat states?

I guess to me it come down to seeing it as the whole global ongoing war it was a part of... Napoleon loses at Waterloo and therefore Britannia is undisputed the world power...

In fronts of the War Britannia looses some battle sure but the American's gain NO Territory and NONE of the concessions they were fighting for... they do gain a promise by the British not to militarize the Great Lake but only by likewise promising and actively NOT militarizing themselves but this is a post war treaty and again is a both sides WIN item.

>They are impossible to distinguish from Americans
this is equivalent to saying walloons and Frenchman proper are indistinguishable
Also a Canadian will just tell you they're not American if you listen long enough.

The only thing you really got right is the common law, but that doesn't really matter when our philosophical ideas of "rights" are very different.

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