OUR GUY BLUE SHED

HURRICANE BlueShedHarvey

Winds/Rain tracker:
windy.com/?namConus,26.077,-92.900,5

Social Media

Jeff: twitter.com/jeff_piotrowski

Blue alpha shed: twitter.com/ BlueShedHarvey

twitter.com/JustonStrmRider

twitter.com/SimonStormRider

Streams:
ABC: youtube.com/watch?v=MR9-HPDtSTU

PBS Galveston, Texas : youtube.com/watch?v=i6pIvDqw0t8


Periscope:
Aftermath user: pscp.tv/w/1rmxPqPdzdbKN?q=hurricane

San antonio user: pscp.tv/w/1mrxmmgXaVvxy?q=hurricane

San antonio News: pscp.tv/w/1YpJkmdZAdXKj?q=hurricane

Headlines:

The storm is expected to maintain tropical storm strength for at least four days, bringing heavy rains and flooding.:

nytimes.com/2017/08/26/us/hurricane-harvey-texas.html?mcubz=1

Widespread devastation;' 300,000 without power

pennlive.com/nation-world/2017/08/hurricane_harvey_brings_widesp.html

Air Guard personnel ready to deploy for Hurricane Harvey:

newspressnow.com/news/local_news/air-guard-personnel-ready-to-deploy-for-hurricane-harvey/article_63b70229-8776-56e3-b736-1bc2d734d21d.html

Live updates
cbsnews.com/news/hurricane-harvey-texas-coast-live-updates/

(lib shit)

3 *FAKE NEWA the White House hopes you'll miss as Hurricane Harvey hits:

cnn.com/2017/08/25/politics/white-house-three-headlines-during-hurricane-friday/index.html

TRUMP ACCUSED OF USING HURRICANE HARVEY AS COVER FOR ARPAIO:

newsweek.com/trump-accused-using-approach-hurricane-harvey-cover-arpaio-pardon-and-655598

Mood:
youtube.com/watch?time_continue=13&v=wKj65RCQpT0

Other urls found in this thread:

youtu.be/bpfIz9iesP8
twitter.com/B911Nature/status/901455939093581824
youtube.com/watch?v=jO2s9cipQrU
youtube.com/watch?v=mw_HKzo9Ync
youtube.com/watch?v=5BmEGm-mraE
periscope.tv/w/1YqKDRwmPRAJV
harriscountyfws.org/
youtube.com/watch?v=wKj65RCQpT0
twitter.com/SFWRedditGifs

reminder to report all pepe shitposters

they are offtopic and deserve to be banned

Will I have trouble getting into north harris from austin on monday?

but hey Jeff is ourguy

Probably not.

youtu.be/bpfIz9iesP8

youtu.be/bpfIz9iesP8

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Nice cuckshed you've got there Jeff.

ban all pepe faggots, die pepe faggots.

Honestly I dont know why yall hate ma boi jeff
he did not ban keksters , some wank on youtube did.

>kek that pepe
based jeff would love that

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I left my house to get food. Everything was closed. Everything but Whataburger. I loaded up on whataburgers and whatachickens. I'm back home and comfy now.

I KEEP GETTING TORNADO WARNINGS!

Is this one okay?

boi you about to land in the tesseract boiiii

Yarbless amerisharts gets their cardboard houses flatten by a little storm; /ourguy/ shitposts appears on venerable Sup Forums
twitter.com/B911Nature/status/901455939093581824
you are a laughingstock to the planet

I thought I was the only one who snorted onion.

that's a nice pepe you have there

do you have a higher res version?

can i save it?

Someone on the radio yesterday was talking about how a "Whataburger Index" is better in Texas than the so-called "Waffle House Index".

>tfw no Waffle House south of Austin/Houston

forgot pic

Guys I just got a tornado warning.

It's fake r-r-right?

yes
and no , i dont have a high res version sowwy

looks like your average eating establishment in Detroit.

No, I'm sure you're going to die soon.

youtube.com/watch?v=jO2s9cipQrU

>the sign stands tall

Good luck

These are so creepy

I like this one.

youtube.com/watch?v=mw_HKzo9Ync

Anything interesting happening soon?

THE NIGHTS ARE FLICKERING HERE. IS HARVEY OFFICIALLY HERE

I'M SCARED

Are you in the Golden Triangle? I just got one too.

Just taken on Galveston ferry. I think this entire thing is a psyop larp.

high_impact_sexual_violence.gif

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I was told that they are the actually "The Awful House" at a young age, so I have never gone.

It's decent greasy spoon. Dennys tier.

>t. Angry immigrant

I live in Rockport, left on Thursday. Anyone have questions about some shit?

Looks devastated. I'm sorry user. I hope your home is OK.

It's on key allegro, so it's fucked. Insured tho

What did Jeff do? Is there a video?

ayy yo you white ass bitch me an th boyz hit up rockport yesterday. whatever the hurricane didn't jack up, we took! LOL

That's fine. I'd rather have retail value for it all anyway.

ALL TEXANS REPORT IN

>COUNTY
>STATUS
>VIEW OUTSIDE
>GRUB

Montgomery, almost bone dry, dry side is missing us mostly, comfy overcast outside while I spend the day off gaming with wife, About to have some grilled shrimp while chilling on the 3rd floor.

Shut the fuck up queer

Montgomery, out by Oak Ridge. Getting a steady downpour, some streets are experiencing flooding, as are some of the houses.

Nothing too major.

>COUNTY
Travis, from harris though

>STATUS
Tropical storm statement

>VIEW OUTSIDE
Windy as frig, some rain in the morning, haven't seen rain since

>GRUB
There has been runs on water here for some reason, but I think it's by the same people who came here for shelter, will probably eat pizza or something later

>RANDALL
>DRY AS FUCK
>ONE WHATACHICKEN SANDWHICH AND ONE WHATABURGER

Reports are saying that 50 to 60 percent of the people did not evacuate!

What the hell is wrong with these people?

GOOD MORNING EVERYBODY

I HOPE YOU GOT YOUR THINGS TOGETHER

youtube.com/watch?v=5BmEGm-mraE

youtube.com/watch?v=5BmEGm-mraE

youtube.com/watch?v=5BmEGm-mraE

Oh snap where are you ?

I forgot to go to the store and didn't think they would be closed

DON'T CALL IN THE SQUALL
-JEFF

>I forgot to go to the store and didn't think they would be closed
Shit nigger, what are you doing? Do you at least have canned food or something?

COR WORSH > WAWFUL HUTT

REMINDER THAT KEK CONFIRMED SECOND EMMY FOR JEFF "THE DEBRIS IS FREE" PIOTROWSKI

Harris
A little wet but no rain here
Cloudy
Eggs and sausages

Got some old cans in the cupboard fruits/ veggies

And maybe a couple cups of ramen

I wasn't watching the news and didn't know a hurricane was coming

>be Texas
>get hit by hurricane
>harvey gets BTFO by our landmass and stupid pressure zones


Texas is pretty based

COME ON HARVEY FUCKING DO SOMETHING HERE ALREADY

t. San Antonio user

What is this from? Because it speaks to me.

...

Suguru Tanaka

idk , maybe somewhere from /x/
i forgot

wat does it say

houstoncuck here
its sunny and it stopped raining at around 10 am
harvey is kill

If you want more like it, look up Zdzisław Beksiński's work.

That's awesome
Hopefully austin will get a reprieve soon

jersey village here
took a pic just for (you)

haha it's always like this. a storm is suppose to be big in texas, then five mins later, it's gone. Not even a hurricane can do anything to us.

have fun drowning though

How many dead?

Does Rockport still exist?

Well, hear me out. I'm a Catholic, so I believe in Original Sin. And what that is is our disconnect from God. So we are isolated and alone, and being human, we have limited capacity to understand our world and see reality for what it is. So sometimes I feel being human is like what what we see in that picture - we have doorways and tunnels that lead to truths, but we are stuck in our cave of ignorance, and immobile due to our perceptions of how things are. It is dark and warm, it can be comfy or scary. God is there, and He sees us, but we do not see Him.

We ARE trapped. We are spiritual beings trapped in physical bodies. And the only way out is death.

The shed still exists

0 fatalities, not that bad desu

/comfy/

>San Antonio almost green
>Still no rain
COME ON HARVEY

>implying

Told you guys it was going to be a big huge nothing burger, but you wouldn't listen.

Bruh Corpus and Rockport are ded

Rockport, Victoria, and Port lavaca are rekt dude

Does all of fucking Texas have to be uninhabitable to satisfy your ego? you fucking beta virgin cuck

Texas Chad goes looking for shark pussy.
periscope.tv/w/1YqKDRwmPRAJV

Oh say can you see, by the dawns early light...

is this happening over? i haven't seen any exciting streams

How many dead?

Harris County reporting
Hurricane Bullshit confirmed

San Antonio here.
Raining a little, winds are kinda above the norm.
Some debris on the streets but nothing too special.

The wind may be dying down, but the great deluge is only just starting.

Winds died down but now is The Great Flood

Why knows dude it's not even been one day.

There are people trapped and dieing NOW, this will take a week or longer to run it's course

>be me, faggoty little canuck manlet
>decide I need religion in my life
>Sunday comes
>take my weekly shower
>put on my nicest clothes
>head off to my new church
>arrive at church and instantly start looking for the manager
>"Thank you for inviting me I'm happy to be here, but those statues of Jesus have got to fucking go."
>tfw despite being a faggoty canuck manlet I find out that pepe loves me anyway.

All the windy streams will be gone. Wait for flooding streams tomorrow. Today will be a low.

Harris County, Medical Center

Literally not even raining, ground is barely wet. So much for (((Harvey))).

Louisiana here. We gonna get all the weather. Texas gonna get all the attention. Sucks

Here's the flood gauge monitoring page for houston. Change the left side to channel status for updates on the flood sensors around the city.

harriscountyfws.org/

Yellow part of radar finally over east San Antonio.

youtube.com/watch?v=wKj65RCQpT0

>go on youtube
>see "latest news" section which is about the hurricane
>every video in the section is about the Mayweather V. McGregor fight
Did youtube's algorithm seriously get confused by the "weather" part of Mayweather?

More people care about the stupid fight than a hurricane that isn't even a hurricane anymore.

The problem is that the section is still labeled "hurricane harvey"

They'll care when it goes full Allison all over the east coast.

Ah, I can see how that's an issue then,

That's an interesting thought. Everyone tuck that away in memory for possible later use.